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Suprak the Stud 05/07/12 9:12:00 PM #1: |
I don't know what is and isn't supposed to be censored, so I just censored everything that was even mildly inappropriate.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 17 f russia You: for you? You: asl? Stranger: 16 m usa Stranger: u *****? You: i am of hornless You: what is meaning? You: forgives, english not best Stranger: are u sexually aroused? You: sexually aroused? You: i am female Stranger: (explicit statement inquiring as the excitement status of female body part)? You: nipples are here, yes Stranger: is ur ****** ###? (this word was spelled wrong, btw) You: it is snow You: is ur virginia wet? Stranger: i dont have one You: no virginia? You: i taught two virginias in usa Stranger: not virginia ****** (spelled right this time) You: oh excuse me You: i thought virginia Stranger: its ok You: is ur ****** ### than? Stranger: i dont have one im a guy You: my friend go west ****** for vacation and say very wet. always rain. Stranger: the thing inbetween ur legs You: oh my blargenskiel Stranger: what? You: blargenskiel? You: i do not know word You: it mean You: like american underwears? Stranger: what does it mean? Stranger: what goes in underwears You: it only wet when scared Stranger: do u touch it? You: wet underwears? You: no not usual You: is this custom in usa? Stranger: what does it cover? Stranger: ur privet parts Stranger: (explicit asking me if I would do something to my something; with fingers spelled as fingures) You: i do not know meaning You: fingures? You: is for eating? Stranger: they are on ur hand You: eat my hand? You: no not usual Stranger: no no no You: we eat cows You: are my favorites Stranger: take ur hand and put it in ur underwear You: ok i guess You: hold on let me get it You: it in other room Stranger: send me a picture of it You: k im baaackt Stranger: did u do it? You: i gots underwearsr onb each handd You: hards to typper Stranger: no the ones u are wearing stick ur hand in those while u are still wearing them You: youu usa havre werid custtoms Stranger: just try it You: just try it what You: i took off hand underwears You: not easy to type with forgives me please Stranger: to put ur hand in ur pants Stranger: inbetween ur legs You: oh pants? You: k i be back You: pants in other room too Stranger: no no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: no You: asdfdsafojihv saihrde8i Stranger: what? You: gtyy use sewfvhik Stranger: take the pants off ur hands You: sorry how to type with pants on hands? You: is mysterious to me -- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 05/07/12 9:13:00 PM #2: |
That guy.
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Pokalicious 05/07/12 9:14:00 PM #3: |
I'm sorry, that is just too painful to fully read.
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Jeff Zero 05/07/12 9:15:00 PM #4: |
I'm reading a lot of this in the Windows voice.
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saveus_Maria 05/07/12 9:16:00 PM #5: |
and yet you were the one pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl
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Psycho_Kenshin 05/07/12 9:17:00 PM #6: |
If neither of you came this was a failure, I read that and I assume you both came. For your sake.
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blindhobo13 05/07/12 9:19:00 PM #7: |
you can save convos as an image now
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Ayuyu 05/07/12 9:20:00 PM #8: |
From: saveus_Maria | #005 I don't see what's the problem with playing with idiots feelings. It's hilarious sometimes, no wonders girls do it all the time. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nm14 05/07/12 9:21:00 PM #9: |
Rule #1: Every person is a horny dude on the internet.
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GuessMyUserName 05/07/12 9:23:00 PM #10: |
From: Ayuyu | Posted: 5/8/2012 12:20:12 AM | #008 how is this playing with anyone's feelings it's not like faking a relationship, it's just some horny dude wanting you to make his night -- SegMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~&amp;gt;[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Psycho_Kenshin 05/07/12 9:24:00 PM #11: |
Ayuyu posted...
From: saveus_Maria | #005 and yet you were the one pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl I don't see what's the problem with playing with idiots feelings. It's hilarious sometimes, no wonders girls do it all the time. I disagree with the first part, as for the second part how could girls do it? As long as they're giving some sort of attention to the male, well ha the male is getting something out of it. -- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 05/07/12 9:25:00 PM #12: |
I sure bet this guy ended up feeling angry or at least frustrated.
Unless it was trolls trolling trolls. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Psycho_Kenshin 05/07/12 9:26:00 PM #13: |
Maybe his fetish is disinterested sarcastic young russian girls, if so he probably had plenty of fuel to go with. =P
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AfroSquirrel 05/07/12 9:27:00 PM #14: |
I think this warrants a round of applause
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GuessMyUserName 05/07/12 9:29:00 PM #15: |
angry I highly doubt it
who the hell cares about frustrating someone they just go "damn, guess I gotta go fap elsewhere" and go on their merry way until it "pays off" -- http://www.gamerhandles.com/sig/GuessMyUserName.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suprak the Stud 05/07/12 9:29:00 PM #16: |
I realize I am not innocent in this, but, in my defense, I am a jerk.
There is more, but I don't feel like censoring it for safeties sake. He does go to a translating website to try and start talking to me in Russian though. -- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saveus_Maria 05/07/12 9:52:00 PM #17: |
well I don't think pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl to strangers on the internet is really a 'jerk' thing to do
more or less just a creepy thing to do -- http://i.imgur.com/PxmDd.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisTwilight 05/07/12 9:52:00 PM #18: |
Am I the only one who laughed way too hard at this?
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GuessMyUserName 05/07/12 9:54:00 PM #19: |
oh I don't think anything against you doing this, it's funny
it's just ayuyu's being dumb because... ayuyu -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/puddinggifuh.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AfroSquirrel 05/07/12 10:38:00 PM #20: |
From: GenesisTwilight | #018 I don't think it's possible to laugh 'too hard' at it. -- This isn't 1950. Girls develop way later than they used to because human lifespans have increased - Lavos_Fanboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 05/07/12 11:05:00 PM #21: |
saveus_Maria posted... -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 05/07/12 11:08:00 PM #22: |
90% of people on omegle are trolls. 50% of those trolls are there just to troll people who pretend to be girls.
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Forceful_Dragon 05/07/12 11:09:00 PM #23: |
The other 50% are Cleverbot, the greatest of all trolls.
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WiggumFan267 05/07/12 11:16:00 PM #24: |
Haha
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GaryOak151 05/07/12 11:19:00 PM #25: |
From: GuessMyUserName | #010 are we not going to comment on this -- Warning_Crazy Winner of Board 8 Big Brother! "better than ngamer"- nick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScorpioVS 05/07/12 11:22:00 PM #26: |
This wasn't funny on either side
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Rad Link 5 05/07/12 11:22:00 PM #27: |
From: Suprak the Stud | #001 I don't know how you even think to say this. -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/Radlink.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScorpioVS 05/07/12 11:45:00 PM #28: |
oh my GOD but using Cleverbot against humans is FUN FUN FUN
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foolm0ron 05/07/12 11:46:00 PM #29: |
From: GaryOak151 | #025 It's too easy -- _foolmo_ 'and out of the blue and completely unprovoked came foolmo and his insult' - Anagram ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GaryOak151 05/08/12 7:38:00 AM #30: |
From: foolm0ron | #029 the b8 of old wouldnt have let that go -- Warning_Crazy Winner of Board 8 Big Brother! "better than ngamer"- nick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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