CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION:B8UCA Champion TheKnightOfNee v. Boko United Champion X_Dante_X This is it! The two most prestigious champs in the federation squaring off! Only on Eruption!
UNDERCARD
Hell in a Cell:B8UCA Tag Team Champion XIII_Rocks v. Sir Cobain Cobain, I am very disappointed with your allowing this to happen. I expected better. I'm still rooting for you in this match, but kindly injure yourself in the process of winning. Votes on :X0 count triple! And hopefully cause severe injuries to my enemies ^_^
No Lynch Wagon: No Lynch Kru (Tom/Wigs) v. Nio and PUN On the COMBAT after next, WotR and NLK will settle this issue in the ring ONCE AND FOR ALL! Let's warm up by whipping up on this hot new Ruin stable, shall we?
Nights Off:B8UCA Tag Team Champion Whiskey_Nick v. Chris, Maniac, and eddv In my benevolence, I have given you a night off from defending your tag team belts, as I understand it is hard for less-dominant tag team champions to match the rigors I inflicted on myself and Wigs during our run as honorable fighting champions. I hear Chris is kinda annoyed with you guys, tho! Could be an unfortunate night for you, I guess.
Special: Team Two Star (KCF and Ayv) v. IB Champ Reg and ertyu Reg can pretend like he's actually relevant for a match! Awwwww.
Good God Y'all:B8UCA Lightweight Champion eaedwards v. war(ning_crazy) somehow it doesn't have the same ring :\
Secret Plan: Jester ngirl v. Drak v. Dp Somehow handicapping my guys with SFF will allow me to dump the Jesterdom onto a stronger opponent! IT'S PAAFECTO
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[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring with a professional bear trapper and a microphone. The bear trapper waits outside the ring, watching for any signs of a bear.]
I know I'm not booked for a match tonight. But... neither is the man out to end my career. I'm sure of it, now. I know who this bastard is. And he doesn't have a match. Which means, if he's not a complete coward, he should be free to meet me in the ring right now. I don't want a match; I just want to knock your brains out.
So come on out, you son of a b****! Come on out and look me in the eye! You think you're something big now? Huh? I will take away everything you worked for! So come on out! Don't hide behind an innocent bear you piece of s***! Face me like a man!
...
[No one seems to be coming out.]
Just like I thought. A complete coward. I guess I'll just have to bring the fight to him.
Not now, but soon...
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 and the bear trapper leave up the ramp.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i53.tinypic.com/2hpufbd.png
*the trapper escorting rad link 5 pulls his face off, showing that it's a mask, and revealing himself as a bear. the bear axe-handles the unaware rad link from behind as they go up the ramp, and then relentlessly flings him around, tossing him hard into the barricades and brawling with him to the backstage area, throwing him into assorted backstage props such as water coolers and food spreads. finally the bear puts him through a table. a hand emerges from just out of the camera's view, handing a billfold to the bear, and the bear tucks it away and leaves.*