Board 8 > This is the most annoying cat ever.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 1:09:00 PM
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So god damn needy. He comes over to me and jumps up next to me with his obnoxious and annoying meow. I push him down because I don't feel like paying attention to him. Any other cat would get the hint and go somewhere else (my cats sure as hell would). But this one just jumps right back up.

Oh my god.

Get the f***ing hint.

Go the f*** away.

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Ytterbium_70
04/24/12 1:10:00 PM
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Is the laser pointer insufficient?

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 1:15:00 PM
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That would involve me giving him attention. I don't want to give him attention because he's annoying and I want him to leave me alone.

My cats aren't this annoying at all. They're lovable and their meows are cute. They also know not to meow at me constantly. They also know not to bother me too much. You know, like real cats. They like attention, but they're still independent.

This cat is practically a dog. But even dogs aren't usually this annoying. Holy s***.

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Ayuyu
04/24/12 1:16:00 PM
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Slap its butt.

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CycloRaptor
04/24/12 1:17:00 PM
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just like people, some cats suck more than other cats.

you must be with the strahax of cats

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JeffreyRaze
04/24/12 1:19:00 PM
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Cats instinctively go where they're least wanted.

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LlednarTwem
04/24/12 1:21:00 PM
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That doesn't really sound like a bad cat. But then that may just be because my grandma's cat is horrible. It will scratch you when you try to pet it, or even really come anywhere near it. It will also hiss even when you put food in its bowl. Honestly I'm not sure why grandma even keeps that thing around, it's not any nicer to her. Or anyone, really.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 1:22:00 PM
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Good point, Cyclo.

Too good of a point.

Appropriate too, because if you do pay attention to this cat he just wants more. And then when you don't give him said attention, he bites you. And it's not just a nibble type of bite, he's actually left cuts on my arm a couple times. He doesn't anymore because I started throwing him across the room.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 1:23:00 PM
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From: LlednarTwem | #007
That doesn't really sound like a bad cat. But then that may just be because my grandma's cat is horrible. It will scratch you when you try to pet it, or even really come anywhere near it. It will also hiss even when you put food in its bowl. Honestly I'm not sure why grandma even keeps that thing around, it's not any nicer to her. Or anyone, really.


That is pretty terrible, but at least that cat would leave me alone.

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KingButz
04/24/12 1:27:00 PM
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Just don't leave him in a field

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foolm0ron
04/24/12 1:40:00 PM
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Sounds like the SH17 of cats

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VincentLauw
04/24/12 1:41:00 PM
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From: LlednarTwem | #007
That doesn't really sound like a bad cat. But then that may just be because my grandma's cat is horrible. It will scratch you when you try to pet it, or even really come anywhere near it. It will also hiss even when you put food in its bowl. Honestly I'm not sure why grandma even keeps that thing around, it's not any nicer to her. Or anyone, really.


my cat used to be like this

then it grew old and somehow its character changed completely over the last sevenish years of its life.

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GenesisSaga
04/24/12 2:22:00 PM
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foolm0ron posted...
Sounds like the SH17 of cats

Cat SH17!

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MarvelousGerbil
04/24/12 2:23:00 PM
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You have an animal that adores you and just wants to be petted once in a while? You poor thing.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 2:24:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 2:27:00 PM
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From: MarvelousGerbil | #014
You have an animal that adores you and just wants to be petted once in a while? You poor thing.


No no, he does not adore me. I am just another human to him, and while there is no one else in the house he has to come to me in order to try and find attention. If I don't give him attention he keeps pestering me. Not in a loving way, a mean way. He'll meow and bite in order to get attention. Not just me, but everyone.

He really is an internet troll.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/24/12 2:27:00 PM
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Nah, he's just loving in general. Those are love bites. It loves you.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 2:29:00 PM
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Love bites do not leave legit cuts on your arm. My cats love me, and the younger one does occasionally love bite me. It's just a quick nip that doesn't hurt. This cat actually digs his fangs into your skin and rips.

And then he ends up against a wall.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/24/12 2:30:00 PM
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He just loves you more than the other one. The harder he bites, the more love he's giving you.

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ShadowHalo17
04/24/12 2:32:00 PM
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Well then the force with which I throw him against the wall is just me reciprocating my love for him.

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GenesisSaga
04/24/12 2:34:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17 posted...
Love bites do not leave legit cuts on your arm. My cats love me, and the younger one does occasionally love bite me. It's just a quick nip that doesn't hurt. This cat actually digs his fangs into your skin and rips.

And then he ends up against a wall.


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paperwarior
04/24/12 3:04:00 PM
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That's a really bad watermark.

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GenesisSaga
04/24/12 3:06:00 PM
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I would've just used this one, but... >_>

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