[LFQ-8] Payday literally can't get here fast enough

Board 8 > Payday literally can't get here fast enough

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Uglyface2 04/20/12 4:13:00 PM #1:	I started work this week, which is a good thing because I'm flat broke. Unfortunately, I don't get paid for another two weeks. Worse, my car payment is due on Thursday. That's $450 I don't have (how I've been making $450 payments over my long period of unemployment is a long story). Can anyone give me any ideas on how to get the money without robbing a bank? I've looked at payday lenders, but without proof of income (which won't come for another two weeks), I can't get a loan. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:1057377] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite> <quote> I started work this week, which is a good thing because I'm flat broke. Unfortunately, I don't get paid for another two weeks. Worse, my car payment is due on Thursday. That's $450 I don't have (how I've been making $450 payments over my long period of unemployment is a long story).Can anyone give me any ideas on how to get the money without robbing a bank? I've looked at payday lenders, but without proof of income (which won't come for another two weeks), I can't get a loan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robazoid 04/20/12 4:14:00 PM #2:	I'll pay you 400 for the kidney and 50 for your silence. (Mods are dumb enough to think this is serious so MODS, THIS IS A JOKE) -- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D <cite>Robazoid posted [p:1057378] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite> <quote> I'll pay you 400 for the kidney and 50 for your silence.(Mods are dumb enough to think this is serious so MODS, THIS IS A JOKE) -- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 04/20/12 4:15:00 PM #3:	can you borrow from a family member or close friend? -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.png Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember. <cite>KingButz posted [p:1057379] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite> <quote> can you borrow from a family member or close friend? -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.pngOk everyone this is Bartz so just remember. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
baron von toast 04/20/12 4:15:00 PM #4:	I think Montel Williams can spot you some cash. -- . <cite>baron von toast posted [p:1057380] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite> <quote> I think Montel Williams can spot you some cash. -- . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 04/20/12 4:19:00 PM #5:	Sperm Bank Sell your car Prostitution Sell deodorant in the subway These are your only options. -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22v7po1zZ1qjcqpco3_250.gif <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:1057381] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite> <quote> Sperm BankSell your car ProstitutionSell deodorant in the subwayThese are your only options. -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22v7po1zZ1qjcqpco3_250.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Uglyface2
04/20/12 4:13:00 PM
#1:

I started work this week, which is a good thing because I'm flat broke. Unfortunately, I don't get paid for another two weeks. Worse, my car payment is due on Thursday. That's $450 I don't have (how I've been making $450 payments over my long period of unemployment is a long story).

Can anyone give me any ideas on how to get the money without robbing a bank? I've looked at payday lenders, but without proof of income (which won't come for another two weeks), I can't get a loan.

<cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:1057377] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite>
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        I started work this week, which is a good thing because I'm flat broke.  Unfortunately, I don't get paid for another two weeks.  Worse, my car payment is due on Thursday.  That's $450 I don't have (how I've been making $450 payments over my long period of unemployment is a long story).Can anyone give me any ideas on how to get the money without robbing a bank?  I've looked at payday lenders, but without proof of income (which won't come for another two weeks), I can't get a loan.

        
    
    
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Robazoid
04/20/12 4:14:00 PM
#2:

I'll pay you 400 for the kidney and 50 for your silence.

(Mods are dumb enough to think this is serious so MODS, THIS IS A JOKE)

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**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**

<cite>Robazoid posted [p:1057378] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite>
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        I'll pay you 400 for the kidney and 50 for your silence.(Mods are dumb enough to think this is serious so MODS, THIS IS A JOKE)
        
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KingButz
04/20/12 4:15:00 PM
#3:

can you borrow from a family member or close friend?

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http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.png
Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember.

<cite>KingButz posted [p:1057379] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite>
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        can you borrow from a family member or close friend?
        
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            http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.pngOk everyone this is Bartz so just remember.

        
    
    
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baron von toast
04/20/12 4:15:00 PM
#4:

I think Montel Williams can spot you some cash.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/20/12 4:19:00 PM
#5:

Sperm Bank
Sell your car
Prostitution
Sell deodorant in the subway

These are your only options.

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<cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:1057381] in Payday lit... [t:62598351]...</cite>
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        Sperm BankSell your car ProstitutionSell deodorant in the subwayThese are your only options.
        
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            http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22v7po1zZ1qjcqpco3_250.gif

        
    
    



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