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Ayuyu 04/17/12 9:12:00 AM #1: |
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words
The first one is already hard to top. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 9:20:00 AM #2: |
Caiman here. No problems.
Who: Squadron Leader Jack Caiman, d 1942. *explodes* -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 9:33:00 AM #3: |
Now why did I do that?
Who: General William Erskine Note: Said after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813. This guy. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zachnorn 04/17/12 9:36:00 AM #4: |
Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Who: George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928. Still the best. -- multiple updates tomorrow or i will publicly admit that zachnorn is better than me -Sess Posted 3/5/12, with no more updates since... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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charmander6000 04/17/12 9:38:00 AM #5: |
Why, yes, a bulletproof vest.
Who: Domonic Willard Notes: Willard was a small time mobster during the Prohibition. Just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests. -- BOP Results: http://www.freewebs.com/charmander6000/Rivalry%20BOP.xls Congrats to SuperNiceDog for winning the guru contest. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 04/17/12 9:39:00 AM #6: |
I hate you for bringing this to my attention Ayuyu. I am so disappointed to learn Julius Ceasar's last words were not actually "Et tu, Brute?" SO disappointed!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 9:40:00 AM #7: |
From: Zachnorn | #004 Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood Who: Frederick Charles Wood, convicted murderer electrocuted in 1951 in New York Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'! Who: James French. Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shoenin_Kakashi 04/17/12 9:41:00 AM #8: |
That 1st one is already awesome
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GenesisSaga 04/17/12 9:44:00 AM #9: |
Ayuyu posted...
From: Zachnorn | #004 Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel. Who: George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928. Still the best. Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood Who: Frederick Charles Wood, convicted murderer electrocuted in 1951 in New York Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'! Who: James French. Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. Okay nevermind Ayuyu. These more than make up for it (especially Appel). Still that was quite disappointing. -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ashethan 04/17/12 10:03:00 AM #10: |
* Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
o Who: Robert Erskine Childers, last words, to his firing squad, Irish Civil War 1922 -- See You In Another Life, Brother. God, too busy to help the broncos on Sundays, gave them Manning ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CeraSeptem 04/17/12 10:12:00 AM #11: |
You can stop now; I'm already dead.
- Abigail Folger, while being stabbed. Straight up badass. -- I ****ing love to cuddle. I'm being oppressed! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingButz 04/17/12 10:21:00 AM #12: |
LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.
Who: Aldous Huxley in a note to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death. baws -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.png Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bidoof 04/17/12 10:22:00 AM #13: |
Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!
- Groucho Marx Well played. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 04/17/12 10:22:00 AM #14: |
Shema Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu Adonai Echad
As a Jew, I appreciate this. -- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackMetalex 04/17/12 10:25:00 AM #15: |
Ayuyu posted...
Caiman here. No problems. Who: Squadron Leader Jack Caiman, d 1942. *explodes* Holy crap ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 04/17/12 10:29:00 AM #16: |
On the contrary!
Henrik Ibsen, on being told by the nurse that he was looking better. -- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 04/17/12 10:42:00 AM #17: |
Kurt Russell.
Who: Walt Disney Note: Scrawled on a piece of paper. To this day, nobody knows what he meant by it, not even Kurt Russell, who was 15 at the time. the best -- "Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlphaRayAllen 04/17/12 10:50:00 AM #18: |
From: Bidoof | #013 Classic. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeathChicken 04/17/12 10:52:00 AM #19: |
Maybe they only had one rocket
Who: Lawrence Beeter, WWII British soldier who was taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed. -- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paulg235 04/17/12 10:58:00 AM #20: |
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Who: Humphrey Bogart Lived a badass, died a badass. -- The Gamer In Me His dark secret is he's really Spark Brushel in disguise. If people knew, he'd be ruined. - Spiral on the black psyche locks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punnyz 04/17/12 11:37:00 AM #21: |
Some of these are unbelievably badass
others are horribly undignifying why did Chris Farley's have to be there? >__> -- http://www.orvilletadle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MvC2.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 7:12:00 PM #22: |
Ich sterbe.
Translation: I die. Who: Leonhard Euler, Swiss mathematician and physicist Welp. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 7:15:00 PM #23: |
Mother, I'm going to get my things and get out of this house. Father hates me and I'm never coming back.
Who: Marvin Gaye Note: Moments later, Gaye was fatally shot by his father, Marvin Gaye, Sr. His father really hated him, Jesus Christ. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 7:17:00 PM #24: |
Well, if it must be so.
Who: Edvard Grieg Most badass one so far imo. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 7:24:00 PM #25: |
No, you certainly can't.
Who: John F. Kennedy context: This was said in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."[12] He was assassinated moments later. Oh my, I must admit I didn't know that one! -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AsurasKordoth 04/17/12 7:24:00 PM #26: |
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès.
Translation: Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. Who: Marie Antoinette Note: As she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner. How polite. -- -Merc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 04/17/12 7:25:00 PM #27: |
Haha, yeah, I've always loved that one.
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pjbasis 04/17/12 7:26:00 PM #28: |
If I was a death row inmate, you can sure as hell bet I'm gonna be thinking up a pun for that electric chair.
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SpeedYoshi 04/17/12 7:29:00 PM #29: |
All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.
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Ayuyu 04/17/12 7:32:00 PM #30: |
Yeah, gotta think of a cool thing to say on my death bed.
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TheOceIot 04/17/12 7:33:00 PM #31: |
From: Bidoof | #013 I would expect nothing less from the legendary Groucho. -- you just can't live in that negative way...make way for the positive day ... Copied to Clipboard!
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malyg 04/17/12 7:35:00 PM #32: |
AsurasKordoth posted...
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès. Translation: Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. Who: Marie Antoinette Note: As she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner. How polite. Yeah, that was one of my favourites as well. -- if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it do the other trees laugh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mcflubbin 04/17/12 8:01:00 PM #33: |
Ich bin Heinrich Himmler.
Translation: I am Heinrich Himmler. Who: Heinrich Himmler This one is the best. -- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5yivuhCH1qfy2kdo1_500.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westbrick 04/17/12 8:05:00 PM #34: |
The Caiman one blows my mind.
As for Caesar, "kai su, technon?" sounds a hundred times better anyway imo -- et tu, Joey Crawford? http://i.imgur.com/HuR88.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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