Board 8 > So I have a crush on a girl who works in the office cubicle next to mine

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She's cute and nice and we talk sometimes and she's nice to me and everything...but I'm terrified of even asking because, ignoring all the usual fears around such a thing, we work in the same office and if something went wrong that could spell disaster.

What should I do?

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"hey we should go out this weekend"

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Huh, this isn't an Ayuyu topic?

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Does she smell good?

If so, approach her and take a really deep obvious whiff of her cubicle, and say "Wow _____, you smell absolutely pleasant. Like a hamburger or a very zesty breakfast burrito."

I have a 100% success rate with this one.

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From: LeonhartFour | #004
Huh, this isn't an Ayuyu topic?

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Don't dip your pen in the company ink. No good can come of it.

Get really drunk at your next company social event and hit on her then

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Wait until she comes and asks you out. If she wants to have a relationship with you, she will take the initiative and talk to you. The best thing you can do is just make yourself seem attractive with good clothes and hair and such. Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with her ever, and for god's sake don't talk to her. Avoid being in the same room as her, for that matter.

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I think I'm gonna try to see a doctor about clearing my acne up (won't go away no matter what I do), and then maybe I try something.

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Decided I'm gonna give it a shot. We don't work on the same team, so I don't have too much to lose.

Note that I've never asked anyone out on a date, or been asked out, before, so...this should be interesting.

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Met a girl
Thought she was grand
Fell in love
Found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
After that
It came unglued

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Please let us know how this backfires completely. Because the fact that this topic exists, means it will backfire.

But it's also a form of internet entertainment, so please let us know.

the7joker7 posted...
Decided I'm gonna give it a shot. We don't work on the same team, so I don't have too much to lose.

Note that I've never asked anyone out on a date, or been asked out, before, so...this should be interesting.

Never been on a date? Amazes me there are people out there like this. And it sounds like you a functional job meaning, you're close to the age of 22 or over.

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It's really not that hard to believe.

Lots of males fail to find mates.

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I recently went through this with a coworker of mine. Didn't take long to get into her pants, maybe a month and a half. Screwed a couple of times, then a misunderstanding over a text message caused the fledgling relationship to blow up. Now it's super awkward at work, and I probably wouldn't have done it if I knew it was going to be like this. On the bright side, neither of us can say anything, because that will jeopardize both our jobs.

From: junk_funk | #013
Never been on a date? Amazes me there are people out there like this

Everyone has to start somewhere.

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Ask her if she wants to pull pranks on the office nerd.

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pjbasis posted...
It's really not that hard to believe.

Lots of males fail to find mates.

the numbers aren't nearly this bad in reality but there is that old saying "10% of the men get 90% of the women", as far as natural selection goes it's mostly men that are being selected(both for breeding and for premature death)

Cut a hole in the shared cubicle wall and stick your junk in.

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I'm 22 and work as a Developer for a staffing company, but the project I work on is for AT&T. In my defense there were no girls in the computer science program where I went to school.

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I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know
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Don't let them razz on you, man. Lots of guys, myself included, are extremely bashful. The unfortunate part is that you have to initiate. The shy girls can just sit back and wait for a guy to eventually come to them.

Oh also I was homeschooled from 1st grade through HS, so yeah, no girls.

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Have I been guilty all this time?

Girls don't like boys
Girl like cars and money

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