Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
---|---|
CrimsonOcean 04/05/12 1:14:00 PM #1: |
Somehow I don't think my interviewer would appreciate me recounting the time two blackout drunk chicks wanted to have a threesome with me >__>
-- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Sir Cobain 04/05/12 1:20:00 PM #2: |
if your interviewer has a chin strap beard he probably would
-- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my community http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
foolm0ron 04/05/12 1:23:00 PM #3: |
Did you turn them down? That's mad impressive, I think the interviewer would be impressed.
-- _foolmo_ 'I love you so much' - SineNomine ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
SlymDayspring 04/05/12 1:23:00 PM #4: |
I would hire you immediately if you told that story.
-- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
CrimsonOcean 04/05/12 1:32:00 PM #5: |
From: foolm0ron | #003 I did, I didn't feel right about doing anything. They were pretty stone cold wasted. From: SlymDayspring | #004 I wish interviewers thought like you guys! I'd have people busting down my door to hire me. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
SlymDayspring 04/05/12 1:39:00 PM #6: |
If interviewers thought like me they would be too lazy to bust down your door to hire you.
-- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Punnyz 04/05/12 1:39:00 PM #7: |
you turned that down?
you're a better woman than I, crim -- http://29.media.tumblr.com/zbT6A1rVVpd1ctqyD1A6EJQ4o1_400.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Jeff Zero 04/05/12 1:40:00 PM #8: |
When I was homeless, but I'm not sure they'd want to hear that either.
-- "Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
foolm0ron 04/05/12 1:46:00 PM #9: |
If it's a man, I can guarantee he will sympathize directly with that story. Just go for it. Honesty is the best option anyways.
-- _foolmo_ 'It's easy to get yourself in trouble if you start quoting people who don't like you in your signature' - Mods ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Gwindor 04/05/12 2:03:00 PM #10: |
Is this the kind of question they ask at interviews?
Because I literally can't think of an answer. I don't remember a single time in my life where I can say I felt that way. -- "What if you just eat vegetarians?"-neonreaper "^ You are what you eat. ^_~"-Koiji ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
CrimsonOcean 04/05/12 2:07:00 PM #11: |
From: Gwindor | #010 This is a behavioral interview, which are apparently all the rage nowadays. Rather than ask you stuff about your past work experiences, they ask you about past situations or things you've had to go through to better understand and predict how you might handle similar situations in the future. There's a whole scoring system and everything. It's pretty ridiculous, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do... I'm having a phone interview and they sent me the questions they were going to ask in advance. Probably because they knew it would be way too freaking hard to come up with something on the spot. This is the one I'm having the most trouble with. I have no idea what to say. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
MZero11 04/05/12 2:11:00 PM #12: |
Just tell them your straightedge and you were tempted to drink when going through some relationship/family problems. But you resisted with almighty will power.
I think it will make a good impression! -- MZero, to the extreme case you people gave love a bad name-ertyu ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
ExThaNemesis 04/05/12 2:47:00 PM #13: |
From: MZero11 | #012 It will work double if the interviewer is a CM Punk fan. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg 'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
RPGLord95 04/05/12 2:53:00 PM #14: |
Tell them who you are. If you can bring me to my knees imagine what a lady of your high quality could do to a normal. You would be the boss within a week.
-- Whiskey Nick at work The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
LordoftheMorons 04/05/12 3:16:00 PM #15: |
What would happen if you didn't have an answer to some of these questions because you just haven't been in the relevant situations?
Anyway for me probably the temptation to just say "f*** this s***" and quit physics to do quantitative finance and actually get paid ...well I haven't actually made the decision yet, but I'll probably stick with physics >.> -- No I'm not a damn furry. Looney Tunes are different. - Guiga I wanted Sonic/Shadow romance at that time, not sex. - MWE ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
OmarsComin 04/05/12 3:21:00 PM #16: |
tell them that you were once on a boat with a bomb strapped to it, and were told that there was another boat with a bomb strapped to it too
and that each of you had the other boat's detonators so you have to blow them up or they might blow you up but you didn't, you threw the remote out the window -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npHDxSvwCE0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Maniac64 04/05/12 3:24:00 PM #17: |
From: OmarsComin | #016 But if they've seen the movie they will know that you were a criminal! -- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
CrimsonOcean 04/05/12 3:31:00 PM #18: |
-- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Maniac64 04/05/12 3:31:00 PM #19: |
Mind=Blown
-- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
saveus_Maria 04/05/12 3:35:00 PM #20: |
i lied to a potential employer and told them that i was a previous user of the year champion
-- http://img.imgcake.com/mariapngam.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
CrimsonOcean 04/06/12 8:51:00 AM #21: |
From: saveus_Maria | #020 Saving that for the follow up interview ^_~ -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
MRNlCEWATCH 04/06/12 8:53:00 AM #22: |
be bold and tell them about all the times you did compromise it
those make the best stories -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Topic List |
Page List:
1 |