Sup, I'm going to write a story which will be an adventure staring some board 8 people I guess. Since I hardly know anyone here other than their names the personalities probably won't match but whatever. Anyway, I need two main characters, so once I get some ideas for that I'll start.
Dude, give me the Cheetohs. What? Dude, I said throw me the bag of Cheetohs! I cant bro, Im in the middle of trying to get the best hat in Hat Fortress 2 right now, get the Cheetohs yourself you lazy ass. S*** man, Ive been grinding in this game for like 10 hours today, theres no way I can get up! Sbell replied. Ertyu! Put the Cheetohs in Sbells mouth and move his jaw for him while rubbing his esophagus, stat! Ertyu? Ertyu! Where the hell is Ertyu? Vlado cried. Dude, Ertyu went home for the weekend to hang out with his parents like he does every other weekend. Amazing Telophone! AT can you hear us!? We need you to put the Cheetohs in Sbells mouth pronto! Will it make me more popular? Will you guys love me? AT answered from the dorm room across the hall. Sure dude whatever, Sbell sighed.
And with that AT got up from his computer where had spent the day browsing 4chan and Reddit taking notes on the various new and upcoming memes popping up, all the while paying no heed to his computer engineering exam the next day, and clambored over to Sbell, Vlado, Ertyu, and Paperwarriors dorm room.
Sweet dude, the Cheetohs are over there on the sofa, Sbell told AT with a definitive air of excitement in his tone. But the Cheetohs arent even in a bag, theyre just spread all over the sofa, and Im pretty sure Paperwarrior bangs his girlfriend on this sofa all the time without ever cleaning up whenever hes here, AT wimpered. Dude, whatever, Cheetohs, stat. Yeah dude, we clean the sofa occasionally, just put the Cheetohs in my mouth.
With the idea that the sofa wasnt nearly as disgusting as first thought, AT picked up a handful of Cheetohs. Slowly he walked over to Sbell, Cheetohs in hand.
Dude, dude, youre standing in my way! Dude, get out of the way! Vlado cried even though AT wasnt any closer to being in the way than standing in the periphery of the monitor.
Sorry, sorry, dont hold this against me! AT begged. And with that he slowly began putting the Cheetohs into Sbells mouth as Sbell crunched and munched away exceptionally pleased.
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I bring order and chaos, I am life and death, creator and destroyer, just like the rest of humanity. My bunnyslug: http://img.imgcake.com/nio/catapngzu.png