Board 8 > I uh...huh....one of my friends came to me for advice. He got caught cheating

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 10:19:00 AM
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on his girl >__>

apparently hes been going to this skank's place for about a month now. he met her in a club and then they've been at it like rabbits since.
its actually kinda funny how the girlfriend let him know she found out. Apparently she knows this chick, and ordered a pizza and had it sent to skank's house, under her own name (the GF's name). while he was over there, no less
him and his girl have been together for a year now, I've met her twice but only hung out with them as a couple once at a bowling alley, she was pretty cool actually, shes the snarky type, pretty funny. Its a shame he cheated on her. I'm not sure what compels other people to go out and cheat. if you're through with the relationship, just end it, ya know.

anyways, he came up to my place and knocked on the door
he was like Yo man, Open up, man. He kinda came at a bad time, I told him What do you want, man?
My girl just caught me, I don't know how I let this happen. I told him "with who?" The girl next door. I don't know what to do. I told him Say it wasn't you.
Alright.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, Creeping with the girl next door. Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key. All this time she was standing there, She never took her eyes off me. she caught me on the counter, Saw me bangin' on the sofa, I even had her in the shower, she even caught me on camera! She saw the marks on my shoulder, Heard the words that I told her, Heard the scream get louder, She stayed until it was over
he went back to her place and tried talkingit over but she kicked him out. LOL SUCH A BETA. He asked to stay with me but I told him f*** that, go stay with his mistress. I haven't heard from him
I tried texting him, but he hasn't texted me back

All I know is
putting it lightly, love is a
rocky road
I..don't know how else to describe it
love is hard
For one to go and destroy a special thing
oh my
oh my
love man
s***s crazy

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MarvelousGerbil
04/01/12 10:20:00 AM
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APRIL FOOLS!

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Aecioo
04/01/12 10:20:00 AM
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Caught this one pretty damn quickly actually.

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VincentLauw
04/01/12 10:22:00 AM
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damn why do I keep forgetting it's april fools today

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MrGreenonion
04/01/12 10:25:00 AM
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shoulda told him to throw a brick at her

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AlecTrevelyan006
04/01/12 10:27:00 AM
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Was expecting "It wasn't me" lyrics. Was satisfied.

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nintendogirl1
04/01/12 10:43:00 AM
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From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #006
Was expecting "It wasn't me" lyrics. Was satisfied.

This.

From: BIGPUN9999 | #007
lol
yea, this was my attempt at an April foods joke. I'm not good at making up stories


We know.

... Wait. April foods!?

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 10:44:00 AM
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I'm clearly hungry
also

From: nintendogirl1 | #008
We know.


shut up Ngirl

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 10:45:00 AM
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From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #006
Was expecting "It wasn't me" lyrics. Was satisfied.


lol
yea, this was my attempt at an April FOOLS (food) joke. I'm not good at making up stories

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saveus_Maria
04/01/12 10:49:00 AM
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one of my friends got caught cheating in user of the year

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 10:51:00 AM
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its annoying that you've chosen to cling onto this gimmick, but please keep it within UotY topics if you must, don't start spamming everywhere

kthx

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saveus_Maria
04/01/12 10:55:00 AM
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thanks for the advice, BIGPUN9999, I will take that into consideration

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 10:56:00 AM
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you're welcome Lisel
<3

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jdizzy156
04/01/12 12:02:00 PM
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Song popped in my head before I opened the topic. <3 pun

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iiicon
04/01/12 12:05:00 PM
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hey pun i'm going to send a pizza to your house APRIL FOODS

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 2:21:00 PM
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Nick tried before

Canadia is racist

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/01/12 2:24:00 PM
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haha nice

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ExThaNemesis
04/01/12 2:29:00 PM
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excellent

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Ayvuir
04/01/12 2:32:00 PM
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I laughed

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dragon22391
04/01/12 2:32:00 PM
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i came in to this topic expecting it to be about XIII_Rocks LMFAO

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BIGPUN9999
04/01/12 5:01:00 PM
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mmmm

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