You are browsing
GOG.com. Some games are on sale.
> Examine games
It appears to be the entire Zork series
> Buy Zork
You have no money
> Sell kidney
Which one
> Left
You mail your left kidney to
Organz4Cash.com. Minutes later, $25 is deposited into your bank account
> Buy Zork
You feel woozy
> Download Zork
The game is downloading. You still feel woozy. Maybe you shouldn't have removed that kidney yourself
> Install Zork
Seriously, you're still bleeding
> Play Zork
Everything's going dark now
> Play Zork
The light seems to be fading
> Play Zork
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father before me, I am an accountant"
Nothing is true. Everything is tax-deductible