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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 5:54:00 PM
#1:


After watching User of the Year go by, I realized there were a few people always giving me votes and a few people always voting against me that I didn't even know. Granted I don't really know many people here on a personal level unless we frequent the same topics, are bros, or are of the Hive.

So I'm gonna sit here tonight, casually blackout on wine/sweet tea vodka, and talk to you f***ers.

No subject is off limits. I will accept a few story requests (subbing or hospital), but they aren't guaranteed to be up to par with my previous s***. I've pretty much shared all my best ones.

First glass of wine. Lets get started here. If you feel strongly about me one way or another, I especially want to talk to you.

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Lockes Ragnarok
03/30/12 5:56:00 PM
#2:


Long live the long distance wingbro

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foolm0ron
03/30/12 5:56:00 PM
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How do you feel about your popularity being entirely out of your control, that you're simply a cog in the grand machine that is the Hive?

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Mershaaay
03/30/12 5:57:00 PM
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Got drunk on bourbon last night

What is your favorite type of whiskey?

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Achromatic
03/30/12 5:57:00 PM
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I remember heavily disliking you over some comment you made well over a year ago. It was something that rubbed me the wrong way, might have had to do with college basketball, and I was determined not to like you.

Then you won me over by being a good guy who is fun to talk to.

I think you may have been drunk for that first conversation and it was the first time I had spoken to you, or something.

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SBell0105
03/30/12 6:00:00 PM
#6:


I'm drinking Blue Moon tonight, but i'm too lazy to cut up an orange. Does this make me a bad person?

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CrimsonOcean
03/30/12 6:06:00 PM
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From: CommodoreTN | #001
sweet tea vodka


Holy crap. This exists?

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KokoroAkechi
03/30/12 6:09:00 PM
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From: CrimsonOcean | #007
Holy crap. This exists?


Alcoholic everything exists... it's like rule 34.

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saveus_Maria
03/30/12 6:13:00 PM
#10:


yeah I think you are pretty cool although I don't know you to well. I liked your subbing topics and some other posts I've seen you make in the past, and we may have interacted in the board 8 chat one of the few times I was in there. beyond that though I guess we've never had an actual conversation!

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 6:22:00 PM
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From: Lockes Ragnarok | #002
Long live the long distance wingbro


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From: foolm0ron | #003
How do you feel about your popularity being entirely out of your control, that you're simply a cog in the grand machine that is the Hive?


I trust the Hive. My fate in this contest has been predestined by the Sarlacc and to disagree would be blasphemous. Besides, going down to Alec is nothing to be ashamed of and beating him would be extremely bittersweet. I am content either way, because the Hive wins.

From: Mershaaay | #004
Got drunk on bourbon last night

What is your favorite type of whiskey?


If we're going with bourbon, the answer is complex. As far as top tier limited edition s*** goes, its all wonderful. Living in the heart of bourbon country allows me to sample a lot of greatness. Mid tier? Woodford Reserve takes the cake. Cheaper? Jim Beam runs through my veins. If we're talking whiskey, I gotta give the edge to Jameson. It was my family drink in my fraternity, plus its just good s*** all around.

From: Achromatic | #005
I remember heavily disliking you over some comment you made well over a year ago. It was something that rubbed me the wrong way, might have had to do with college basketball, and I was determined not to like you.

Then you won me over by being a good guy who is fun to talk to.

I think you may have been drunk for that first conversation and it was the first time I had spoken to you, or something.

This post doesn't have much of a point.


I remember feeling the same way. I think the initial reason I disliked you was because of a post in some mafia topic where you were like, "No mafia game can be played without my approval." I thought "Who is this self-righteous douchebag, I hope they make a game just to spite him." Then once you started coming to b8c I actually got to talk to you about s*** one-on-one. My impression changed dramatically. We'll never see eye to eye on the majority of things, but I have tremendous respect for you and love hearing the opposite side to some of my ideas. Especially when they're put forth respectfully as it usually does when we talk about things (unless I'm drunk then you just have to excuse my belligerence).

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edwardsdv
03/30/12 6:27:00 PM
#12:


Yo comm, I m not sure if i'm about to blacked out or not!

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 6:29:00 PM
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From: SBell0105 | #006
I'm drinking Blue Moon tonight, but i'm too lazy to cut up an orange. Does this make me a bad person?


Not at all. I used to adhere by the Man Law that fruit and beer should never mix. Then my drinking ideology evolved into "drink whatever the f*** you want, as long as you're drinking a lot of it." Blue Moon isn't high on my to-drink list, I've only ordered it 20-30 times. Orange, no orange. Doesn't make a difference to me. I will admit Corona is slightly improved by a lime though.

From: Ed Bellis | #007
I was thinking about doing one of these at some point; they're always fun.

I can't really think of a good lead-in question at the moment that isn't generic though, like WHAT'S SOMETHING UNEXPECTED ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY or WHY IS THE RUM GONE, so you can start if you want.


I love cybering with you and Mer and Nick and Dame Judi Dench. Just wanted to get that out of the way. Hmm...yeah I can start this one. Up until you started coming to b8c and we actually started having conversations, what was your opinion of me? (Disregarding the whole Do You Like This Character stuff we already addressed). Like how did you feel about me last year?

From: CrimsonOcean | #008
Holy crap. This exists?


It is the most wonderful flavored liquor to ever exist. Its pretty strong too, ranging from 60-80 proof. You must try it soon.

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edwardsdv
03/30/12 6:29:00 PM
#14:


Anyway I was gonna ask what your actual feelings on UotY were. I know a lot of the bros care about it dearly but I also know you were willing to lay down for Alec? Just how much did you actually care?

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SBell0105
03/30/12 6:36:00 PM
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From: CommodoreTN | #013
I will admit Corona is slightly improved by a lime though.


Corona is greatly improved by the Lime. I think the Orange just compliments the Blue Moon though. However, the sixer of Blue Moon is about to end and it'll be on to the sixer of Stella. In hindsight, I probably should have been going every other just to enjoy them both equally.

It's been years since I've been able to drink anything other than Beer (or wine) to intoxication. I damaged myself in college via Jack Daniels and while I don't get sick when drinking it I just cant bring myself to drink it heavily.

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GaryOak151
03/30/12 6:37:00 PM
#16:


hey man whats up

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foolm0ron
03/30/12 6:37:00 PM
#17:


Sweet tea vodka actually the one good flavored vodka you can get

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edwardsdv
03/30/12 6:38:00 PM
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From: CommodoreTN | #011
If we're going with bourbon, the answer is complex. As far as top tier limited edition s*** goes, its all wonderful. Living in the heart of bourbon country allows me to sample a lot of greatness. Mid tier? Woodford Reserve takes the cake. Cheaper? Jim Beam runs through my veins. If we're talking whiskey, I gotta give the edge to Jameson. It was my family drink in my fraternity, plus its just good s*** all around.
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Woodford Reserve was my old favorite, but my uncle bought me some Blanford for my graduation and I dont think ive ever had anything else as good.

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AlecTrevelyan006
03/30/12 6:40:00 PM
#19:


I feel strongly about you Commodore. In a totally straight way.

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Achromatic
03/30/12 7:10:00 PM
#20:


Haha, I remember still why I made that statement about mafia. There had been a bad string of games where the roles were not balanced and so the games had ended up very brutal, so I was feeling very pissy with the hosts that particular day.

Yeah I've always been a pretty terrible 'public speaker' in a way, I am often harsh and cold when making general statements without meaning to be. I do much better when I am just talking to a person one on one.
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DpObliVion
03/30/12 7:34:00 PM
#21:


What's up Comm? I don't have anything in particular to ask or talk about, so if you want to start a topic, whatever.


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Alfalphamale
03/30/12 7:34:00 PM
#22:


How big is your wang?

Favorite beer?
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Sir Cobain
03/30/12 7:35:00 PM
#23:


what happened in your baseball game that i was supposed to catch for?

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 7:37:00 PM
#25:


6 glasses of wine down. This is gonna get fun soon.

From: KokoroAkechi | #009
Alcoholic everything exists... it's like rule 34.


Rule 34 is bulls***. I've searched for some messed up s*** with no luck.

From: edwardsdv | #014
Anyway I was gonna ask what your actual feelings on UotY were. I know a lot of the bros care about it dearly but I also know you were willing to lay down for Alec? Just how much did you actually care?


I care a moderate amount. My goal was to break top 20, which I have already done better than. Of course there's a little voice in the back of my mind saying s*** like "Top 5/3/1 would be awesome and could happen if I'm extremely lucky with an easy road", but I didn't get that easy road. Don't get me wrong, I still want to win every match. My whole point is that I have no problem losing to Alec if it means another bro gets through. A bro wins our match regardless, but there are other matches where its a bro vs a nonbro. Imo those matches should've been the ones most focused on.

Also, I feel like pointing out that I recognize I'm not a huge contributor to the board. I'm a great participator and personality, but I don't spend the countless hours others have running projects and whatnot. That, plus the fact that I'm usually a love or hate type person, are my biggest drawbacks in this competition.

From: SBell0105 | #015
Corona is greatly improved by the Lime. I think the Orange just compliments the Blue Moon though. However, the sixer of Blue Moon is about to end and it'll be on to the sixer of Stella. In hindsight, I probably should have been going every other just to enjoy them both equally.

It's been years since I've been able to drink anything other than Beer (or wine) to intoxication. I damaged myself in college via Jack Daniels and while I don't get sick when drinking it I just cant bring myself to drink it heavily.


What do you mean you damaged yourself? You mean you got tired of getting drunk or is there a good story here?

Also, I'm not a big fan of alternating between drinks, especially when they're the same type. Sure I mix in shots with beers all the time, but if I'm drinking beer I stick with one until its finished.

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SBell0105
03/30/12 7:38:00 PM
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From: CommodoreTN | #021
What do you mean you damaged yourself? You mean you got tired of getting drunk or is there a good story here?


I was the wee age of 17. It's my freshman year at the grand University of Rhode Island, I ingested 16 shots of Jack Daniels in 2 hours... There was great damage done to my stomach. There is actually video and photo footage of the great purge of my stomach out there, but I am not in possession of any of it or else I would share.

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 7:55:00 PM
#27:


From: GaryOak151 | #016
hey man whats up


Not too much dude how you been? Haven't seen ya in b8c in a while. *tweaks nipple*

From: edwardsdv | #018
Woodford Reserve was my old favorite, but my uncle bought me some Blanford for my graduation and I dont think ive ever had anything else as good.


Blanford? I've never even heard of it. Please explain/link/etc. I don't like hearing there are good mid-tier bourbons I'm not familiar with.

From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #019
I feel strongly about you Commodore. In a totally straight way.


You know, you could've just posted your real, primal feelings towards me then thrown a "no homo" at the end.

From: Achromatic | #020
Haha, I remember still why I made that statement about mafia. There had been a bad string of games where the roles were not balanced and so the games had ended up very brutal, so I was feeling very pissy with the hosts that particular day.

Yeah I've always been a pretty terrible 'public speaker' in a way, I am often harsh and cold when making general statements without meaning to be. I do much better when I am just talking to a person one on one.


I tend to have the same problem. I make a lot of generalized statements that a lot of people get pissed about. People need to learn to take what I say not so directly and literally. When I say something like "bros are superior people", I'm making a statement in general. Curt made the bro list. XIII did not. (I hope) no-one thinks for a second I like Curt better than XIII in any way. I'm a lot more likable one-on-one when I have an opportunity to explain s*** I say more thoroughly.

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ExThaNemesis
03/30/12 8:00:00 PM
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Sup, Comm. We haven't chatted in a while. This sort of wounds me in a semi-serious way.

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03/30/12 8:09:00 PM
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ExThaNemesis
03/30/12 8:11:00 PM
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Free tacos taste better.

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 8:20:00 PM
#31:


Yo I just scored an 80. Beat that f***ers

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 8:22:00 PM
#32:


Still responding to s*** in a bit, taking a break to drink aggressively.

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edwardsdv
03/30/12 8:23:00 PM
#33:


A quick google search reveals that im STILL dyslexic, It is Blan-TON's and heres a link for you sir.

https://www.blantonsbourbon.com/original_single_barrel

I have NO idea how much it cost him to gift me this but it looks and tasted classy. It had one of those rich smoky and oaky flavors and went down pretty smooth. I actually kept the bottle and filled it with tea because its a sweet looking bottle.

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GenesisSaga
03/30/12 8:24:00 PM
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<3

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GaryOak151
03/30/12 8:35:00 PM
#35:


ehhh i dont love b8c during uoty season, i'll probably be back a bit more once its over! Plus work hsa been crazy, they have me working almsot every day.

I can tell you this, and i mean it: my nipples feel untweaked.

i am distraught

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CommodoreTN
03/30/12 9:34:00 PM
#36:


From: DpObliVion | #022
What's up Comm? I don't have anything in particular to ask or talk about, so if you want to start a topic, whatever.


Lets talk about Firefly then.

From: Alfalphamale | #023
How big is your wang?

Favorite beer?


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Top tier? Too many to list. Mid tier? Landshark. Low tier? Bud Light.

From: Sir Cobain | #024
what happened in your baseball game that i was supposed to catch for?


We actually ended up winning that one somehow. We didn't need you. Now can you play 3rd base?

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CommodoreTN
04/02/12 1:58:00 PM
#37:


Will get this going again once drunk tonight.

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CommodoreTN
04/02/12 7:35:00 PM
#38:


Sorry s*** popped up tonight. Lets get this started.

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CommodoreTN
04/02/12 7:46:00 PM
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From: Ed Bellis | #025
The cybering is good fun. Haven't been in the mood for b8c lately (because I haven't been in the mood for UOTY lately and they're kind of inseparable during this time period), so maybe once it ends I'll start popping in again.

My opinion of you last year was not particularly favorable! I always kinda thought you were someone who acted very entitled to things and I think this opinion stemmed mostly from that cab driver topic, which was a disaster all around. But we'd never really spoken or anything until recently, and I like you a lot more now that I've gotten to know you a bit. You did something very cool in private for me that I won't actually bring up because it was private, and I don't forget things like that. We'd be awful friends in real life (I can say that about so many of the "cool guys" on the board) but that's the beauty of the Internet, now ain't it? The DYLTC stuff wasn't personal at all so I doubt I'd even have brought it up.

K, random unrelated question: pick any video game world to live in. HARD MODE: no Pokemon.


Yeah, I acted pretty pretentious in that cab driver topic. I don't regret my actions, but I sure as hell could've presented the situation to the board in a better way.

Oh god that question is ridiculously hard. Pokemon would be such an obvious answer. I'm gonna take the easy road here and say Guitar Hero. How f***ing sweet would that be to be a world famous guitarist simply covering all your favorite songs that other people have made for you? I wouldn't even need Hard mode. Expert b****es.

From: SBell0105 | #026
I was the wee age of 17. It's my freshman year at the grand University of Rhode Island, I ingested 16 shots of Jack Daniels in 2 hours... There was great damage done to my stomach. There is actually video and photo footage of the great purge of my stomach out there, but I am not in possession of any of it or else I would share.


Oh s***. What happened? I mean medically, how did they say you f***ed up your stomach? That's a respectable amount in a short amount of time.

From: ExThaNemesis | #028
Sup, Comm. We haven't chatted in a while. This sort of wounds me in a semi-serious way.


You know what wounds me deeper? You trying to ruin b8c Super Bowl and then voting against me in UotY when I controversially put you on The Bro List. Yeah I went there.

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CommodoreTN
04/02/12 8:12:00 PM
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From: edwardsdv | #033
A quick google search reveals that im STILL dyslexic, It is Blan-TON's and heres a link for you sir.

https://www.blantonsbourbon.com/original_single_barrel

I have NO idea how much it cost him to gift me this but it looks and tasted classy. It had one of those rich smoky and oaky flavors and went down pretty smooth. I actually kept the bottle and filled it with tea because its a sweet looking bottle.


Still never heard of it. I'm gonna have to try that out at some point. Its odd, considering that bourbon is made less than 20 miles from my house and I have never once encountered it. The reviews lead me to believe it might be one of those amazing, rare bourbons that don't get mainstream (or local) promotion.

From: GenesisSaga | #034
<3


Gen, my lover. You still owe me a few b8c appearances. I promise you'll like it.

From: GaryOak151 | #035
ehhh i dont love b8c during uoty season, i'll probably be back a bit more once its over! Plus work hsa been crazy, they have me working almsot every day.

I can tell you this, and i mean it: my nipples feel untweaked.

i am distraught


Mine feel the same. They aren't raw enough for comfort. UotY is all but over in b8c, it is time to come home.

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SBell0105
04/02/12 8:15:00 PM
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From: CommodoreTN | #039
Oh s***. What happened? I mean medically, how did they say you f***ed up your stomach? That's a respectable amount in a short amount of time.


After two days of pain I finally went to the med center, I couldn't eat from the pain but when I would eat it would make me feel better but only for a short time. Doc said I burned a tiny hole in my stomach, put me on pills and then I self medicated for the appetite. But i pretty much lived on Grilled Cheese samiches from the Caf for like the next month.

I'll still drink Liquor these days but if i'm drinking to get drunk I enjoy Beer and Wine over the Hard Stuff.

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