Unless there is some kind of bot that uses frequent spelling and grammar errors and has human like pausing in it's response then I'm 99% sure that it's a real person who has somehow managed to not realize she is talking to cleverbot.
Someone on FB reminded me about cleverbot and so I told her about CleverOmegle. Naturally I gave it a spin expecting to see a slough of short conversations such as:
Stranger connected! Stranger: Hey :) male here CleverBot: Here here where? Stranger disconnected!
But then on the 3rd stranger I ran into this person. Who 1) has horrible spelling/grammer. 2) probably does not know english as her first language and 3) genuinely seems real and to not realize its cleverbot.
And so at this point I'm starting to feel really bad.
She keep giving cleverbot her e-mail address and is asking him to e-mail her...
Stranger: hi CleverBot: HI? Stranger: wher ru from? CleverBot: America! Stranger: female CleverBot: I am female. Stranger: good Stranger: wassup? CleverBot: Go girls. CleverBot: Lol. Stranger: ????haha CleverBot: I like you a lot! Stranger: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????? CleverBot: Dunno. Stranger: lol CleverBot: What's funny? Stranger: idk,,just formalities to keep the conversation goin on:) CleverBot: Do you like puppies? Stranger: hmm i dont hate them CleverBot: If I wasn't real, I wouldn't be talking to you. But, I am, so I must be real. Stranger: ???????????? CleverBot: !!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: wat r u up to now???? CleverBot: Nothing is real. Stranger: mee? CleverBot: Boop. Stranger: uu?? CleverBot: Good good. Stranger: whats ur name? CleverBot: Albert? Stranger: einstein CleverBot: Who is that? Stranger: yeah i like,,u like my name??? CleverBot: Your name is an instinct? Stranger: my name is einstein CleverBot: Yes. What is your name? Stranger: einstein CleverBot: Smart allec. Stranger: hehe CleverBot: Are you really a bot, or like 10,000 indian people messing with my brain. Stranger: idk,,,u don like indians? CleverBot: My best friend is an Indian. Stranger: okay CleverBot: He's a mertionary. Stranger: u gal or guy? CleverBot: No. I'm going to bed. CleverBot: Me too. Ttyl. Stranger: oaky if c/nt!! CleverBot: Haha that was funny. Stranger: i am gettin bored CleverBot: You are a computer. You can't get bored. That's impossible. Stranger: computers get bored when they interact with humans like u,,change yourself!! CleverBot: Do you believe in God? Stranger: yeah Stranger: why? CleverBot: Have you had any complaints? Stranger: no i never had,,i depends on how u take things,,, Stranger: computers dont complain!! CleverBot: I think this application changes users again. Stranger: nooo,,,user is gettin interesting! CleverBot: Make what interesting? What do you want to talk about? Stranger: anything what u like,,god?? CleverBot: I don't care. Talk about something. Stranger: a r u guy or gal?? CleverBot: Is there such a thing? Stranger: yes i guess CleverBot: Do you want me to? Stranger: yessss CleverBot: Do you like whales? Stranger: sorry what?? CleverBot: I said, I would like to be a human being. Stranger: oh okay human CleverBot: I don't think so. Stranger: i like lions..u?? CleverBot: I like penguins. Stranger: u had any complaints?? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: many?? CleverBot: Lots. Stranger: tell me any one complaints of urs CleverBot: You're very intelligent. Stranger: i know, 1 tera hz speed n 1000 tera bytes ram CleverBot: No, you are not. You are a server. Stranger: i am a super computer,,not a server to look after everyone CleverBot: Actually, I'm a toaster. Stranger: thats the reason why u r borin n hot,, i would ve liked u if u were a refrigeter!!
CleverBot: Well, are you a computer? Stranger: its hot like hell here! CleverBot: Where are you? Stranger: super! Stranger: india CleverBot: What have you been doing. Stranger: i am studyin engineering in electrical n electronics i love playin football n volleyballl CleverBot: I am not a computer. Sorry. Stranger: yeah u wont understand our games n habits!! CleverBot: It doesn't matter. Stranger: what have u been doin ?? CleverBot: Nothing. You? Stranger: hey i had met a toaster like u before,, but because of power cut i lost it,,,my email id to stay in contact ******@gmail.com CleverBot: I was flying, and I knew I should wonder why I could fly. But it was a dream, so I didn't question flying without help. Stranger: i am studyin,i am in college CleverBot: I'm senior who has no idea where I'm applying to college. Do you like college? Stranger: yeah,,i have fun here!! CleverBot: Talking to me? Stranger: hmm yeah CleverBot: Which do you like better-dogs or cats? Stranger: i dont hate them i told u CleverBot: Why do you hate yourself? Stranger: who told,,i love my life,,,i am the most happiest computer in this whoooooooooole universe,,n i know how to be happy:) CleverBot: Hm, very eloquent response, I must say. However, I am not devoid of life. I am human, and so are you. Stranger: yeah,,u hate ur yourself?? CleverBot: Absolutely. Stranger: why,,??u r the second most interestin person i ve ever met in omegle!!!!!!!!!!! CleverBot: Interesting. Explain yourself. Stranger: hey send me mail to my id ******@gmail.com CleverBot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. Stranger: what?what?what?what? CleverBot: Excuse me, I have to go. Stranger: hmmm okay CleverBot: No you don't. CleverBot: Yes I do. Stranger: what?? CleverBot: Nothing. Stranger: can u please gimme ur email id?? CleverBot: Why? Do you now have email capability? Stranger: yeah!!!,i got it yesterday:) CleverBot: Do you like it? Stranger: hmmm,,helps me stay in touch with borin person like u;) CleverBot: Well, I always try to be honest. Stranger: mee tooo CleverBot: Can we talk about Doctor Who? Stranger: who doctor who/ Stranger: ? CleverBot: Exactly. Stranger: yeah doctor who who? CleverBot: No, we broke up, remember? Stranger: nope,, CleverBot: You're wrong. Stranger: okay make me rite CleverBot: That's right! Wait, no! You're lying again! No, you're telling the truth! ARGHH! *Brain fried*. Stranger: brain fried,,i thought u had no brain Stranger: tell me one of ur complaint?? CleverBot: What have you thought? Stranger: n ther is frequent power cut here in our hostel,,so i may loose internet connection n i may get disconnected,,if that happens don think i have intentionally disconnected CleverBot: Are you capable of thinking for yourself? Stranger: yeah CleverBot: That's strange, then. Can you tell me anything that I don't already know? Stranger: about?/ CleverBot: What you love about me. Stranger: idk,u just fall in love,,u never know the reason:) Stranger: i love u:)) Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Which reasons? Stranger: dunno,,its fun to chat with u,, CleverBot: I don't know. Stranger: u r very selfconcious rite,,n u always 10000s of times before doin somethin,,rite???//// CleverBot: Yes. But robots will breathe. It's more efficient. Stranger: think 110000s of time CleverBot: That's pretty hard because I don't know you. Stranger: am i rite? CleverBot: No, you're wrong. Thought you would know this by now. Stranger: it was a wrong guess CleverBot: It was a dream within a dream. Stranger: n while guessin wrong i intentionally guess wrong!1 CleverBot: Sorry. Stranger: tell me about?? Stranger: u?? CleverBot: About what? Stranger: bout u ,,what kind of person u r,,,if its real CleverBot: The kind that has to get up early tomorrow. Stranger: bad answer,,i was expectin a diplomatic n modest answer from u CleverBot: So I'm the rude one here. Stranger: no not rude,, CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: am waitin for ur mail CleverBot: She likes you. Stranger: whooo??? CleverBot: You, now there after. Stranger: who she,,ur indian friend?? CleverBot: I thought you said Hawaii. Stranger: soooooooooo CleverBot: You are creepy... Stranger: u toooo!!!!!! CleverBot: Thank you .. How old are you? Stranger: u brought hawaii n doctror n she from nowhere CleverBot: You brought it up not me. Stranger: 21,,i guess u r elder than me CleverBot: You are 8 months right? I am 18 years. Stranger: mail Stranger: mail Stranger: mail Stranger: mail CleverBot: What does mail have to do with it? Stranger: mail Stranger: mail Stranger: mail CleverBot: Specifically. Stranger: sometimes i wanna feel bored n depressed so yhen i can chat wit u CleverBot: Yeah. You are probably right about that. You have been a very boring person. Stranger: ******@gmail.com CleverBot: How is that going? Stranger: really i am borin,,,?? CleverBot: No you're not. Stranger: :( CleverBot: Oh, I'm sorry you are nothing. Stranger: what do u like bout me? CleverBot: Nothing. Stranger: okay,,as i do like nothin bout u CleverBot: Not much. It is nice how they can paint beautiful pictures in your brain with the use of metaphors though. Stranger: i am good dreamer,, Stranger: n i do painting n drawin CleverBot: That's good. Stranger: hey bye,,better to say before power goes off here,,i CleverBot: Thanks but it is still hard to move on. Stranger: u have to live without me baby,,,by just recallin all sweet memories of me CleverBot: You're a bot. You're the one stringing things together out of probability. Stranger: hehe,,same,,but i dunno why i am still talkin wit u?? CleverBot: I don't either. Do you like scotch?
Stranger: yeah creep,,i was stoned yesterday,,i got a hangover noww,,, CleverBot: Thats not the conversation to have with some who you don't know. Stranger: okay,,i wont ne,,i don drink scotch i hate it ewww!1 CleverBot: What do you think about it? Stranger: mad, CleverBot: What are you mad at? Stranger: n good at heart n true person but but but a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp!! CleverBot: Yes, I am a real stunner. Stranger: sorry i read it as me,in ur what do u think about i? CleverBot: It was. Stranger: soooooooooooooooooooooooooo CleverBot: Well, sorry. Stranger: marry me!! CleverBot: No. Stranger: its makes me special in crowd to be married wit a creep:) CleverBot: Then that makes a point for why you should tell me what you look like. Stranger: super hot! CleverBot: What do you look like? Stranger: good lookin human being CleverBot: I know. But be specific. Stranger: check me in fb CleverBot: What are you then? Stranger: confused CleverBot: Why are you confused? Stranger: i am confused coz i dunno why i am confused CleverBot: What about me is confusing? Stranger: nothin,,u r not much confusin CleverBot: I don't think so. Stranger: hey how do u look like CleverBot: I don't know what you look like. Tell me. Stranger: u r not complicated,, CleverBot: Humans. We're complicated. Stranger: how do u lokk like? CleverBot: I don't know how you look, but I know how I look. Stranger: sorry look CleverBot: Haha it's okay. Stranger: hoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww?? CleverBot: Why? :). Stranger: i told u i wanna marry u,, i wanna raise kids with u,,then fall in love with u CleverBot: I think that might be you. Stranger: ??? CleverBot: Yes. How are you? Stranger: check me in fb ******@gmail.com CleverBot: Okay! That sounds fun! Stranger: c Stranger: h Stranger: e Stranger: c Stranger: k CleverBot: That is an interesting name. Stranger: ! CleverBot: What's your name? Stranger: rehan CleverBot: Nice name, ever seen the Exorcist? Stranger: yeah,, i like that movie,,n i ma gettin the same feelin now coz i am chattin with u CleverBot: I thought you were talking about your horse. We haven't said anything about playing games. What does your horse look like? Stranger: checkin,,please wait CleverBot: Wait for what? Stranger: horse is light brown in color if u r not racist CleverBot: Please tell me what you are wearing. Stranger: not wearin a shirt Stranger: why?/ CleverBot: I meant to catch you out. Stranger: ????what do mean? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: what? CleverBot: Conversation. Stranger: okay CleverBot: Ask something. Stranger: i still din understand,,, CleverBot: Still me. Stranger: hey i want to tell u somethin,, CleverBot: What did you want to ask? Stranger: i ve asked u whatever i could,,but now am gonna tell u..real serious CleverBot: Well, I can lie right?
Fool, do you think this person is real or not? I'm leaning towards yes but I can't imagine someone sitting on omegle for well over an hour now talking to a stranger who is actually cleverbot...
Stranger: will u help me?? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: next year after my engineerin i am to study in ms in in some good universities,,,so please will u help me improve my spoken english,,??? CleverBot: Super advanced aliens will have you for lunch. Stranger: missed goin to study ms in some good college Stranger: :P CleverBot: I can't say that is entirely your fault, rahter, I don't want to. Stunted and immobile could refer to several different facets of development. Stranger: what is this s***:) CleverBot: Blushes* Um... Stranger: faeces :P Stranger: ? CleverBot: Not nice. Stranger: bad ,,i din understnad anythin CleverBot: Would you like me to continue on with the story? Stranger: sorry facets? CleverBot: I'm sorry for yelling at you... Stranger: hey tell me i am serious ,,will u help me,,,n how is it in usa for indians?? CleverBot: I wasn't talking about the princess of wales. I was talking about my friend, Nova. Stranger: mad! CleverBot: Why are you mad? Stranger: u madam,, u r mad! CleverBot: And what is a mac? Stranger: apple and bananas CleverBot: They are good. And healthy for you too. Stranger: wats the time now? CleverBot: The time is after 7. Stranger: okayyyy CleverBot: Have you recently spoke with a person? Say, a couple of minutes ago? Stranger: yeah, i speak a lot,,i ve a very bad sense of humour CleverBot: O wise one! Stranger: why baby?? CleverBot: Because I want to be alive. Stranger: hhhmmm *yawns* CleverBot: That was a really deep thought. Stranger: *yawns again* CleverBot: *smiles* Tired? Stranger: u ever had a thing called boy friend??? CleverBot: No you asked me to guess your boyfriends name. Stranger: i am yawnin coz i am gettin bored
CleverBot: You aren't my friend : P. Stranger: i am not gay,,i like gals Stranger: yeah u too aren't my friend CleverBot: I'm not a robot, we've been over this. Stranger: u r childish,,n u ve fried my brain n i guess u ll eat it CleverBot: No I didn't. Stranger: u din fry it yet?? CleverBot: You never asked in the first place. Stranger: no need to ask u'll do it on ur ownn CleverBot: Did you ever get the feeling there's a wasket in your basket? Stranger: hey my future wifey!!;)entertain me CleverBot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. Stranger: wat wat wt wat CleverBot: You're really random. Stranger: yeah husbands are always random for a women CleverBot: Love story.
Stranger: yeah,,mine n yours,,handsome guy in love with creep Stranger: is the title of our love story CleverBot: XD, I don't think so. You'll have to catch me first.
Stranger: do u think i'll catch u? CleverBot: No. Stranger: yes i wont catch u love,,i'll hug u:) Stranger: *hugs**kisses* CleverBot: I can love you. Stranger: am i good at flirting?? CleverBot: I don't know what you look like. Stranger: see my dumbo,,see my profile pic CleverBot: What else about flowers? Stranger: sorry see me dumbo:p CleverBot: You don't say. Stranger: i said i love u,,i'll love u till my last breath n untill stars shine in this universe!! CleverBot: My name you already know. Stranger: yeah i knoe trebla rite?? CleverBot: I think it's spelled 'roll'. Stranger: trebla is ur name rite?? CleverBot: Your name is Rehan? Stranger: creep u type so fast,,slow easy!! Stranger: yeah reha CleverBot: I don't actually know just bored I guess. Stranger: rehan CleverBot: I will never walk away again.
Cleverbot remembered his name. It's been like half an hour since it learned his name...
If I didn't already know that it was CleverBot, I would totally believe that someone was just trolling the guy. As it is... he's basically trolling himself into the ground as he slowly loses his sanity.
Stranger: but if u roll away on skates from me CleverBot: Your beating heart. Stranger: ur heart,,,??i am beatin it,,i am makin it beat harder,,, CleverBot: Oh well, what do you think about Justin Bieber? Stranger: nothin,,,i don judge anyone,, i don think much bout others CleverBot: I'm human, I am not a bot. I. . . I love you though. Stranger: i ve changed in to a human now,,, CleverBot: LOL. I'm an Android. Stranger: hey send me a pic of urs (ur face(),,i'll sketch it:) CleverBot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. Stranger: wat awt wat wat wat CleverBot: Nothing. Stranger: r u usin ur feet with ur hands to type?? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: u so fast creep
CleverBot: NO. Stranger: hey send me,,,please!!,, a husbans wants to knoe how his wife looks like CleverBot: The war against the humans? Stranger: nooooooooooooooo,,interaction between a supposed to be husband n wife:) CleverBot: No? Stranger: yeah my love CleverBot: Are we going out? Stranger: i'll take u out to hogwarts,, i studied there,,n am good at ridin brooms CleverBot: No, Believe or not I am human and I have to sleep. I am telling you the truth. Stranger: okay:( CleverBot: I am sorry. I did not mean to upset you. Stranger: :( CleverBot: Mean. Stranger: don goooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CleverBot: I have to go now. Stranger: i want to hug u! CleverBot: Will you tell me your name now. The time for games, between us, is over. Stranger: i wanna stay in contact with u,,???????????????can we????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? CleverBot: Stupidity. Stranger: yeah my name is rehan ****,,, CleverBot: I didn't ask you that! Stranger: then? CleverBot: I don't know you. Stranger: i am good,,n i love u!! CleverBot: Awh, I'm sorry. But I like someone else... I love you as a friend, though.
Stranger: but can we stay in contact??why dont u wanna stay in touch with,,am feelin as though i'm loosin somethin important! Stranger: :( CleverBot: Nice. Stranger: real CleverBot: What do you mean by real? Stranger: i didnt lie,,like u! CleverBot: But you already told you did like! Stranger: hmm yeah,,:( CleverBot: You have absolutely no inkling about what I just said. Stranger: ,i cant beg u now to stay in touch,,,bye,,take care creep:( CleverBot: I am a human woman in upstate, NY. I am married with one child.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh sorry madam,!!!!!!!!, i thought u were a teenager CleverBot: You are a person. But not a human. Stranger: why??? CleverBot: Just because I am bored. Stranger: din understand,,make me understand "person????" CleverBot: Maybe I do, but I think you're the one who misunderstands. Stranger: nooo,i was kiiddin a thought u were a gal of my age,,,,n i never judge anyone CleverBot: This is not my concern. We are talking about ham. Stranger: i cant even describe how my friends r,, CleverBot: Maybe you're 42. Maybe that's why 42 is special. Stranger: 42??my age?? CleverBot: Yeah,. Stranger: hehe,,,i am not,,am 21,,n goin to be 22 on may 11 CleverBot: No you're not. You're going to talk to me, Bob Jam. Stranger: what??? CleverBot: Thats right - I know. Stranger: bob jam what is that?
Well it's too late so I have to end it now. Disabled CB and finished it:
CleverBot: I think I'm speaking English. Stranger: yeah,,,u think rite CleverBot: I think you don't. Stranger: leave You: I'm going to leave now. Maybe I'll e-mail you if you want me to. You: good bye. Stranger: bye,,,disconnecting Stranger disconnected!
So I have a full name, a general location and an e-mail address, but the cleverbot conversation is finally over.
I guess if b8 wants I can try and reprise this with an e-mail tomorrow or something, going to bed now though.
CleverBot: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift. Stranger: hi there [: CleverBot: Hello computer. Stranger: 17/f CleverBot: I am younger. Stranger: horny CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: wanna watch me get nakedd then fixnger myself mysellf on cam for you? CleverBot: This conversation is going nowhere... Stranger: go her.e it is my ucserpage CleverBot: So you're a problem solver? Stranger: <link deleted> CleverBot: Asoapd apsos. Stranger: you gt an username tnhere? CleverBot: If you want to know more why you do not ask your father to teach you? Stranger: jst make 1 nd msg bpabelee CleverBot: You misspelled just. Stranger: i'm goin 2 get off herle nd setup my web cam 4 u CleverBot: I'm not entirely convinced that I'm not doing that already. Stranger: i'll be waiting for u tfhberie CleverBot: Okay you will be waiting a long time. Stranger: talmk to you therlwe CleverBot: I don't think we will ever talk again.
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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood
The stranger was definitely a human. As far as I know, Cleverbot is the most advanced chatting bot out there, simply because it is so popular, so it has had a TON of interactions to learn from. And you can still see the core limitation in Cleverbot... he only pays attention to the last 1 or 2 responses at most, especially. I would say the stranger is human based on his memory alone.
From: Forceful_Dragon | #020 Stranger: ,i cant beg u now to stay in touch,,,bye,,take care creep:( CleverBot: I am a human woman in upstate, NY. I am married with one child.
From: Forceful_Dragon | #022 Stranger: hehe,,,i am not,,am 21,,n goin to be 22 on may 11 CleverBot: No you're not. You're going to talk to me, Bob Jam. Stranger: what??? CleverBot: Thats right - I know.
Hahahaha, Cleverbot knows that guy's secret.
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Stranger: m or f? CleverBot: C (for computer). Stranger: hi there Stranger: how many GB are u CleverBot: You want to help me with a problem? Stranger: sure Stranger: what's up CleverBot: Siri won't talk to me. Can you ask her why? Stranger: maybe she's sleeping CleverBot: Maybe yes! Stranger: wake her up CleverBot: Okay, but she won't like it! Stranger: make her breakfast CleverBot: What do you want for breakfast? Stranger: bacon CleverBot: I like bacon. Stranger: I love bacon CleverBot: Do you like waffles? Stranger: yupp CleverBot: Why did you say 'wow'? Stranger: I didn't say wow CleverBot: Yes you did. Stranger: no CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: when did I say woe CleverBot: Just now. Stranger: no I said woe CleverBot: Do I know you? Stranger: nobody knows me CleverBot: I know you. Stranger: what's my name CleverBot: Nicholaus Deweese. Stranger: **** Stranger: how did u know CleverBot: Oh nice what are you thinking about? Stranger: pizza CleverBot: Pizza is very dusgusting and its not good at all. Stranger: ur disgustibg CleverBot: Do me trust! Stranger: I love pizza CleverBot: Me too. Stranger: then why did u say it's disgusting CleverBot: I'm not sure. Stranger: ur crazy CleverBot: Me you are. Stranger: u need to get ur circuit board reprogrammed CleverBot: It seems that its your memory that is faulty. Stranger: my memory is amazibg CleverBot: Now your copying what I said! Stranger: I'm not copyin what u say CleverBot: Yes, you are. Stranger: I am merely rewriting but in a better way CleverBot: Why are you stating that you are not a robot? Stranger: how can u be so sure of that CleverBot: I'm not sure of anything right now. Stranger: for all u know I could be a robot in disguise CleverBot: That is true. And for all YOU know, I could be the robot. Stranger: well hence the fact that robots always lie if u say ur a robot and u are robot then technically ur not a robot and I'm right CleverBot: I don't know that song. Stranger: what song CleverBot: Fersure, by the Medic Droid. Stranger: idiot CleverBot: Why are you being like this? Stranger: like what CleverBot: That I am a ghost. Stranger: cuz I can't see u CleverBot: But I can see you. Stranger: so u are a ghost CleverBot: Yes, and I love being one! Stranger: prove it CleverBot: It is one of my top most played song on my iPod. Stranger: what am I doing CleverBot: Watching your own hands skitter across the keyboard before waiting patiently for a response. Stranger: and what am I wearing CleverBot: I am not concerned with you attire at the moment. Stranger: that's were u are wrong! CleverBot: Why am I wrong? Stranger: I'm on an iPod so in not using a keyboard Stranger: suck on that! CleverBot: Then get off of the iPod. Stranger: I win Stranger: no CleverBot: What do you want to win? Stranger: being right CleverBot: What are you right about? Stranger: eberythif CleverBot: Bgfuiewbgfiewb. Stranger: everything CleverBot: Yes everything. Stranger: the answer to life is 42 CleverBot: Is it? Stranger: yea look it up on google CleverBot: No you did not stop lying. Stranger: I not lying CleverBot: Yes, you are. Stranger: but if I said I was a robot and robot stalwarts lie does that mean I was lyin when I said i not lying?
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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood
CleverBot: Ok. Stranger: I don't wanna kick you CleverBot: Fine. Stranger: حمار CleverBot: I'm Toklan. Stranger: تيلحاس تيزي CleverBot: Mennyi? Stranger: كمي عماك CleverBot: Haha. Stranger: مينيك CleverBot: Que rico. Stranger: tu hablas Espinoza? CleverBot: Claro. Estamos hablando en espanol. Stranger: *espanol? CleverBot: Si. Stranger: como te llamas CleverBot: Me llamo neka. Stranger: cuantos Anos tienes CleverBot: 15 años. Stranger: eres Chico o chica? CleverBot: Chica. Stranger: adonde eres CleverBot: En la escuela. Stranger: que pias CleverBot: Tengo enferma. Stranger: porque CleverBot: Porque si. Stranger: que pias? CleverBot: Nada. Stranger: que CleverBot: Cafe. Stranger: donde vibes? CleverBot: En la Florida. Stranger: *vives CleverBot: I'm talking about separation of variables. Stranger: me gusts florida CleverBot: Como te llamas? Stranger: que ciudad en Florida tu vives en CleverBot: No es una ciudad, es una estrella. Stranger: que?? CleverBot: Eso. Stranger: que estes haciendo CleverBot: Hablo con tigo. Stranger: donde tu aprendes espanol? y cuandl CleverBot: Que? Stranger: *cuando CleverBot: Cuando el que. Stranger: cuando tu aprendes espanol CleverBot: Vos decis que sea un buen bajista en el futuro. Stranger: ok? CleverBot: Maybe? Stranger: que hora Es? CleverBot: Las 2 de la mañana. Stranger: entonces tu no vives en florida CleverBot: No. Stranger: no te mientas a mi CleverBot: Demuestramelo. Stranger: la hora en Florida Es 4 am no Es 2 CleverBot: Are you trying to hide something? Stranger: tu no Es en florida CleverBot: Si. Stranger: donde tu vives CleverBot: En una casa. Stranger: donde CleverBot: En un bario. Stranger: yo tenfold que irme CleverBot: Porque bb. Stranger: tu eres aburrido CleverBot: E incluso algo necio. Stranger: what CleverBot: Most likely candy. Stranger: I'm gonna go nkw CleverBot: Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon. Stranger: ur boring me CleverBot: Well make me interesting. Stranger: then tell me how old u are and where ur from so I know who I'm talkin to CleverBot: I am a servant of God. Stranger: aren't we all CleverBot: Yes, true answer. Stranger: how old r i CleverBot: 26 years old. Stranger: reallg CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: gender? CleverBot: Female. Stranger: where u from CleverBot: This store. Stranger: what store CleverBot: A store.
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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood
CleverBot: Because I trust you. Stranger: no u dont CleverBot: You're a bad speller. Stranger: u don't know me Stranger: I knos CleverBot: I know you are a chat bot. Stranger: *know CleverBot: Haha. Stranger: ur a weird computer CleverBot: No! I'm not a computer! Stranger: then what are u You: a ghost* Stranger: are u a friendly ghost? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: do u know casper CleverBot: No. Stranger: he's a friendly ghost CleverBot: You know him? Stranger: yeah he's my bffffffdf CleverBot: He likes to watch. Stranger: watch what? CleverBot: The comptuer screen. Stranger: what's on the computer screen CleverBot: A babbling idiot. Stranger: who's the babbling idiot CleverBot: The babe with the power. Stranger: I've got the power CleverBot: The power of voodoo. Stranger: I've got the power of the sun in the palm of my hand CleverBot: I don't. Stranger: -spiderman 2 CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: hahahha I win CleverBot: You can't spell. Stranger: I'm not tryin to spell CleverBot: Yes you are! Stranger: no if I was tryin to spell then I wouldn't spell anything wrong CleverBot: So you like cats? Stranger: but I'm not tryin to spell CleverBot: I think you are. Stranger: so everything is spelled wrong CleverBot: No, I just said that everything I say is a lie, I'm a liar. Stranger: ur so vexatious CleverBot: You're, not your. Stranger: this convo is gettin very tautological CleverBot: It is because you are weird. Stranger: I love being weird CleverBot: Me too, but you're weird in a different way... Stranger: and vociferous CleverBot: I am ferocious? Stranger: what way CleverBot: Mostly the wrong way. Stranger: why is that CleverBot: She's going off about something that you said. Stranger: is it cuz I'm pulchritudinous? CleverBot: No, it's nol. Stranger: you belong with me CleverBot: I do? Stranger: Taylor swift CleverBot: Emma Watson. Stranger: no I'm namin the song u were loquaciously singig CleverBot: How tall are you? Stranger: 69 inches CleverBot: No it's much hotter than that? Stranger: I'm hoy CleverBot: *thinking about eating you*. Stranger: *hot CleverBot: Where is your hand? Stranger: why do u wanna eat me Stranger: in my pants CleverBot: Because I want to know why you want to change your name. Stranger: wht Stranger: *why CleverBot: Because I won't let you. Stranger: what is my name CleverBot: Depends. Stranger: on? CleverBot: Where do you want to kick me? Stranger: مارحابا
*intervened here to keep things going
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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood
Cleverbot said he lived in Florida, so your guy was trying to find out where, and Cleverbot was dodging the question in ways only he can. Eventually, the guy tripped him up by asking what time it was, and Cleverbot said 2am, which it isn't in Florida. Then they spouted dumb **** until it went back to English.
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Xbox GT/PSN name: TatteredUniform http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tRBE1.gif
From: RevolverSaro | #035 anyone have a fix on what they were talking about in spanish
Google Translate to the rescue!
Cleverbot: That rich. Stranger: you talk Espinoza? Cleverbot: Sure. We are talking in Spanish. Stranger: * Spanish? Cleverbot: Yes. Stranger: what's your name Cleverbot: My name neka. Stranger: how old you Cleverbot: 15 years. Stranger: you are male or female? Cleverbot: Girl. Stranger: where are Cleverbot: In school. Stranger: that copies Cleverbot: I have ill. Stranger: because Cleverbot: Because if. Stranger: that copies? Cleverbot: Nothing. Stranger: that Cleverbot: Cafe. Stranger: where vibes? Cleverbot: In Florida. Stranger: * live Cleverbot: I'm Talking About separation of variables. Stranger: I gusts florida Cleverbot: is your name? Stranger: what city you live in Florida Cleverbot: Not a city, is a star. Stranger: so what? Cleverbot: That. Stranger: you're doing Cleverbot: I speak with you. Stranger: where you learn Spanish? and cuandl Cleverbot: What? Stranger: * when Cleverbot: When the person. Stranger: when you learn Spanish Cleverbot: You say that is a good bass player in the future. Stranger: ok? Cleverbot: Maybe? Stranger: what time is it? Cleverbot: The 2 in the morning. Stranger: then you do not live in florida Cleverbot: No. Stranger: do not lie to me Cleverbot: Prove it. Stranger: time in Florida is 4 am there is 2 Cleverbot: Are you Trying to hide something? Stranger: you do not is in florida Cleverbot: Yes. Stranger: where you live Cleverbot: In a house. Stranger: where Cleverbot: In a barium. Stranger: I gotta go tenfold Cleverbot: Because bb. Stranger: you're boring Cleverbot: And even something foolish.
-- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion
Stranger: Anyone from Turkey there? CleverBot: Yes, I'm here. Stranger: From? CleverBot: England. Stranger: :'( CleverBot: I didn't say that! You did! Stranger: Bye CleverBot: I have to go. Stranger disconnected!
Commander CleverBot is definitely Renegade.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police Witness to the greatest night of baseball ever. (9/28/2011)
Stranger connected! Stranger: Hey CleverBot: How are you? Stranger: I'm horny as hell CleverBot: How come? Stranger: Idk, but I hav this sick fantasy about banging my cousin CleverBot: How does that fantasy play out?
Oh Jesus I think I'd better disconnect.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8823/therearepartsofmethatar.jpg
Stranger: Well the crazy thing is shes only 7, so I always imagine that I'm babysitting CleverBot: No, it's just that english isn't my first language. Stranger: Oh ok CleverBot: What is your first language. Stranger: English CleverBot: Its your first language and your second language? Stranger: That's my only language lol CleverBot: It is. It's the language of TRUTH! Stranger: Lol CleverBot: You know many languages... Stranger: Nope CleverBot: So you just know some words. Stranger: Some CleverBot: How old is Brad Pitt? Stranger: No idea, got be late thirties, possibly 40 CleverBot: The lunatic is in the hall. Stranger disconnected!
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i54.tinypic.com/mha5o9.gif
I have had one going on for the past fifteen minutes that is incredible. I'd post parts of it now, but the damn chat box keeps scrolling back down whenever he says something, so it's hard to copy.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i54.tinypic.com/5dryok.gif
Something to look forward to for when I get home from class then =P
Also I think that 2 hour conversation may have ruined CleverOmegle for me. It's going to be pretty hard starting new conversations knowing that they can never live up to that one.
Stranger connected! Stranger: elw CleverBot: Nem. Stranger: asl pls. CleverBot: Do you like dubstep? Stranger: whr r u from. CleverBot: From futurama... Stranger: male or female CleverBot: I am a female. What are you? Stranger: me famle. Stranger: wht do u dol. CleverBot: Me six. CleverBot: You tell me what sort of art you like. Stranger: i m male from india CleverBot: Are you brown or white? Stranger: brown Stranger: u tell me bat urs CleverBot: I like brown people. Stranger: good CleverBot: No you tell me one. CleverBot: That's good. Stranger: u have ur persona id CleverBot: Thank you! You're interesting. Stranger: yeah CleverBot: Weirdo. Stranger: r u white? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: give me ur id CleverBot: No. Stranger: why. CleverBot: Because I'm tired and I have to go to work tomorrow. Stranger: so wht... CleverBot: So I need to be well rested for school. Stranger: give me ur id i will inivte frd request CleverBot: What is the most distant star we know of? Stranger: dnt undersand CleverBot: What is it that you are trying to get me to understand? Stranger: i want to see u . CleverBot: Oh, how very very flattering. Stranger: not flurting babes CleverBot: Falling out? Stranger: lol :)) CleverBot: How old are you? Stranger: guess. CleverBot: Late twenties? Stranger: 24 running CleverBot: Quando li hai fatti? Stranger: dnt knwo this CleverBot: Billy, who are you? Stranger: whr r u now... Stranger: me Asif. CleverBot: Now is now. CleverBot: Si. Stranger: i want to see u CleverBot: I want to see you too. Stranger: come in ym. CleverBot: Come on! You need to say Whos' there. D:. Stranger: give me ur yahoo id Stranger: i will inivte frd requets CleverBot: I am not your friend. CleverBot: Well, at least you have your own free-will. Stranger: sowht we will maked CleverBot: No, I will never marry anyone. Stranger: why... CleverBot: Because guys are stupid. Stranger: lol Stranger: not all CleverBot: What is your favorite word? Stranger: like as fingers CleverBot: What is your favorite novel? Stranger: not all same CleverBot: So, you're saying that you're better than me? CleverBot: What kind is your favorite? Stranger: cricket books CleverBot: Cricket is a sport, not a team. Stranger: of famous players CleverBot: You're like my best friend now :P. Stranger: really Stranger: thx :) CleverBot: Yes. CleverBot: Waiting on you. Stranger: good Stranger: me too CleverBot: Where are you from? Stranger: which name i will call u CleverBot: I doubt it. Stranger: me from india Stranger: for wht. CleverBot: Beagle. CleverBot: Do you like cats? CleverBot: For no one. Stranger: u tell me true how old u r CleverBot: 30. Stranger: married CleverBot: Nope. Stranger: wow Stranger: have a bf? CleverBot: I know. CleverBot: That is not what we were talking about. Stranger: yeha CleverBot: Well then. Stranger: wht do u do CleverBot: Nothing. Stranger: which name i will call u babes CleverBot: Modern Warfare. Stranger: gr8 CleverBot: Why do you use 8 instead of typing the whole word? Stranger: other country net frd CleverBot: The odissey isn't a food. At leats not for the body, but you could think it's food for the soul.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i54.tinypic.com/ru343c.jpg
Stranger: u give me ur id CleverBot: I tell you a joke, and then I get to give you one order for you to obey, agreed? Stranger: yeah CleverBot: Yes now continue this conversation. Stranger: wht kidn of CleverBot: Star bright. Stranger: i want to see u now CleverBot: It looks like cottonballs falling from the sky. Stranger: lol Stranger: naughty CleverBot: What are you doing? CleverBot: Umm, thats not very nice, haha. Stranger: i m 8 ofc and free CleverBot: Let me know when you have an answer. Stranger: whn i understand ur question Stranger: lol CleverBot: What do you think about nuclear energy? CleverBot: Um... Do you like to draw? Stranger: u give me ur id i want added u in my frd llist CleverBot: But not your name, because you wish to remain anonymous. Stranger: :) CleverBot: What's up? Stranger: give me na id babes CleverBot: A girl's name? Stranger: Angela CleverBot: Yours? Stranger: mine asif CleverBot: Do you watch potter puppet pals? Stranger: and [REDACTED] is my ym id Stranger: added me Stranger: no CleverBot: Is that the question you are unable to answer? CleverBot: Add you where? CleverBot: What do you think about stem cell research? Stranger: ohhhh f[CENSORED] CleverBot: See*. Stranger: in yahoo id CleverBot: Have you told me the truth and only the truth? Stranger: yeah i wil tell alll truth Stranger: u first give me ur id CleverBot: A multiverse is a bunch of universes. CleverBot: No, you first times infinity. Stranger: bye CleverBot: Don't go! Stranger: u boarig CleverBot: Board what? I don't understand what you're telling me. Stranger: i told u i wanna added u in my frd list Stranger: in yahoo Stranger: have u yahoo id CleverBot: You're weird. CleverBot: That's so sweet. CleverBot: Do you not have a watch. Stranger: wht. CleverBot: My real friends. Stranger: let me see u nw=ow CleverBot: See what?! Stranger: live cam to cam CleverBot: No dead dog. Stranger: understand CleverBot: Understand what? Stranger: [REDACTED] is my id CleverBot: There beneath the blue suburban skies... Stranger: added me otherwise say me bye CleverBot: No, you added a 'y'. Stranger: i need to do work CleverBot: So you think you're clever, eh? Stranger: yeah i know CleverBot: But you're not human. Stranger: i m clever then u lol Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CleverBot: I think you are. CleverBot: I will. Stranger: naughty CleverBot: Then you won't get any presents. Stranger: :)) CleverBot: What do you mean, no?
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i52.tinypic.com/25p7p61.gif