Board 8 > So um.... advice time B8

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Let's say you're pissed off at someone enough to contemplate choking the life out of them,perhaps in their sleep. Let's say this person is your old man and due to reasons beyond your control/excuses, you're unable to just move away anytime soon.


What would be the most constructive way to burn off murderous rage without committing murder? Because yeah, I want to have a good future that doesn't involve jail.

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What on Earth happened?

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Some form of exercise or sport

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Martial arts class

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Long story short: Dad is incapable of not saying something that isn't A) Offensive B) insulting towards me and/or my mother or C) Stupid. He overdosed on A and B just now.


Keep in mind it's supposed to be an impressive feat to actually make me mad.

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choking your chicken

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Nothing a good head-to-head game of Chess can't solve.

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sex

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Digi
Put some ham and pineapple on some bread earlier .. because that's Hawaii roll.

hop out of bed, turn your swag on, look in the mirror, say wassup

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SuperNiceDog barked up the right tree.

From: SpeedYoshi | #009
hop out of bed, turn your swag on, look in the mirror, say wassup

yeaaaaah get moneyyyy AAAAAH

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'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.'

I suggest that you instead of choking him with a pillow just fart into it

then you will be getting revenge but not going to jail

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You could be a respectful son and appreciate him providing you shelter / food / etc for however many years.

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GTA san andreas

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Responding to words with physical violence is never acceptable.

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From: SmartMuffin | #014
Responding to words with physical violence is never acceptable.

^ This. Seriously, if you go to sleep you'll probably be calmed down and over it in the morning. Not worth making it worse.

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Yeah, some exercise would be nice. I think there's a martial artist class nearby as well...



SpeedYoshi posted...
hop out of bed, turn your swag on, look in the mirror, say wassup

I like this idea.

Mik_Pick posted...
You could be a respectful son and appreciate him providing you shelter / food / etc for however many years.

Unfortunately this is all dwarfed by the crippling lack of emotional support from him. Not to mention he was required by law to do this for most of those years.

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Oh god, I think I'm getting a migraine now. That's just what I need.

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Gonna go out for a bit, probably sleep afterwards.

Just don't get offended next time. Then you won't get mad.

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Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember.

*Shrugs* What can I say? I suppose **** he says is more insulting because he's supposed to be someone important to me. Or rather how I'm supposed to be important to him but apparently aren't...That and he tends to be insulting about the one or two things that will actually piss me off, as opposed to the hundreds of things that merely annoy me but normally wouldn't get anything more than a blank stare.

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