Board 8 > A Thousand Words is currently sitting at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

(+) Yeah! (+)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/a-thousand-words/

We might have a new challenger for worst movie ever made! And not even a year after Bucky Larson came out!

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Has that Armond White douche reviewed it yet?

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They should've waited until August 16th to celebrate/mourn the 10th anniversary.

NEVER FORGET.

So, how long until we see Beverly Hills Cop IV then?

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And not even a year after Bucky Larson came out!

More like not even five months since Jack and Jill came out!

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Jack and Jill has a 3%, though, meaning 3 people gave it a positive review. A Thousand Words is only at 37 reviews, so it could go up. But if it stays at 0%...

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Jack & Jill somehow managed a 3%.

Bucky Larson's sitting at 0.

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OctilIery posted...
Metacritic is more objective. RT doesn't rank how much people liked or hated a movie, and there are some questionable decisions on classifying pretty negative articles as positive and vice versa.

Oh, don't get me wrong, Metacritic is definitely more fair in that sense.

But it's way funner to say "A Thousand Words has a 0% approval rating" than "A Thousand Words has a 26 metascore"

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Metacritic is more objective. RT doesn't rank how much people liked or hated a movie, and there are some questionable decisions on classifying pretty negative articles as positive and vice versa.

That said, metacritic has it as jack and Jill > a thousand words >>>>>>>>>>>> Bucky Larson(which is in the single digits)

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Huh, the previews didn't make it seem that offensively bad. I mean, it didn't look good, but it also didn't seem Jack & Jill or Bucky Larson bad. Just... regular bad.

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From: OctilIery | #008
Metacritic is more objective. RT doesn't rank how much people liked or hated a movie, and there are some questionable decisions on classifying pretty negative articles as positive and vice versa.

This isn't so much "which movie is more terrible?" This is more "which movie can fail to generate any positive feedback?"

I figured A Thousand Words was gonna be pretty bad, but not uniquely awful.

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"they made a movie and named it after that song?

...i love that song.

........oh wait that was a thousand miles

nevermind"

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mnkboy907 posted...
Huh, the previews didn't make it seem that offensively bad. I mean, it didn't look good, but it also didn't seem Jack & Jill or Bucky Larson bad. Just... regular bad.

Yeah, I was figuring a score in the 20-30%.

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From: Weakupedia | #013
"they made a movie and named it after that song?

...i love that song.

........oh wait that was a thousand miles

nevermind"

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES!

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i actually watched this

wasn't that awful

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Hrm. The concept sort of reminds me of Liar Liar, but I guess it's badly executed then?

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it's probably utterly mediocre and safe that it doesn't even have laughably bad scenes/jokes that one can snort at in a mocking way

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AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES!

TADUHDATA!

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I thought of the FFX-2 song and my thought was just: since when does Rotten Tomatoes rank VG songs.

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At 38 reviews, still 0%.

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Wait, this is an Eddie Murphy movie? I thought he retired as a service to the public because he finally realised how horrible he had become... guess that was just a dream.