Board 8 > Is Kate Upton boring to look at, or am I just old?

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OK, so she's blonde and has big boobs. But when I saw her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, I was tremendously unimpressed. That's led to other jobs, including the 2K Sports contract that has ads on this site.

Am I just old? Is she really super hot or something and I'm not seeing it?

*google images*

her face is alright, nothing really special there. attractive sure, but i wouldn't really turn my head twice is all.
but her breasts are great. i wouldn't call that 'boring' but attractive women with large breasts aren't exactly the rarest thing in the world. so she's hot but isn't anything that unusual to find.

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From: Princess Anri | #003
Not finding girls attractive is not a sign of age.

You're thinking of homosexuality.

This sounds about right.

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*googles*

Seems hot to me. The only thing I would complain about is that all her pics look fake, but that's what you get with models so yeah.

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Nope, def not boring to look at.

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From: Ngamer64 | Posted: 3/11/2012 12:39:18 AM | #007


Nope, def not boring to look at.

Agreed. Better question: Would you hit it if there was a 10% chance you would get a random STD?

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From: RayDyn | #009
Agreed. Better question: Would you hit it if there was a 10% chance you would get a random STD?

no doubt about it

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KommunistKoala posted...
From: RayDyn | #009
Agreed. Better question: Would you hit it if there was a 10% chance you would get a random STD?


no doubt about it

Jesus Christ, it's like Team Ninja made a real person.

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She's better than average, but all things considered that isn't much. 10% chance of a random STD (assuming all possibilities are equal)? Obviously I'm tapping that. But making my top 25 go-to spank material list? Nope. She's just another blonde with a fit body. If I thought about it I could probably name a dozen such girls far more interesting. So yeah, whatever the reason being, she's kinda boring considering how many of her (attractive blondes with fit bodies) there are out there. Nothing special here, thousands of substitutes to be found on college campuses all across america.

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From: Uglyface2 | #001
OK, so she's blonde and has big boobs.

This is rarely something people would describe as boring.

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She's very attractive, no doubt, but the problem is the blond bombshell look is very popular and she has a lot of competition in that category, so it's not like she has anything in particular to make her stand out from the pack.

That being said, hell yeah I'd hit that.

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From: KommunistKoala | #010


no doubt about it

oh

yes

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Good to look at from the front or back.

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There is also this:



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From: Procrastinater | #017
There is also this:

Look at those buns.

Yummy.

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haha awesome commercial

that being said, I feel like she's just "ok" when compared to other models

obviously, with her being a model, she's a lot hotter than tons of other chicks, though

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Princess Anri posted...
Not finding girls attractive is not a sign of age.

You're thinking of homosexuality.

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She's hot, but yes for me it's 75% her big bouncy natural boobs.

As for the ol "would I hit it with a 10% chance of an STD thing". Ha that's a random internet question I don't get, for one thing the question doesn't specify whether or not I'm wearing a condom. Also, well there's a lotta reasons the question doesn't make sense, anyways yes I'd do her with a condom.

But uh, I mean if somebody has an STD a condom will protect you most of the time, so we'll say I dunno you have a 1% chance, and if she has one and there's no condom its about a 100% chance, I don't know where this magical 10% would exist. I'm just sayin', it's a more complicated question. =P

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shes hot. Maybe shes doesnt have an original look to her, but shes one of the hottest of the "blonde models" that are really prominent in the profession.

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Even if she was average with those boobs she'd be hot, a boobman doesn't let average hold him back.

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Am I the only one that doesn't think her boobs are all that great? I mean, from the front, with decent support, they're pretty good. They trace a good figure on her chest, and they're firm. But she really doesn't actually have that much there, so it's kinda disappointing from the side or even an oblique angle.

And her face just always looked kinda goofy to me. Well, goofy for a renowned model. Something about the way she usually smiles and her chipmunk cheeks.

From: Metal_DK | #022
shes hot. Maybe shes doesnt have an original look to her, but shes one of the hottest of the "blonde models" that are really prominent in the profession.

This

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azuarc posted...
Am I the only one that doesn't think her boobs are all that great? I mean, from the front, with decent support, they're pretty good. They trace a good figure on her chest, and they're firm. But she really doesn't actually have that much there, so it's kinda disappointing from the side or even an oblique angle.

I love huge boobs DDs, Gs etc myself the whole gamut of boobs, but she's got great nice big Ds, saying there's nothing there is crazy. Tell me you're not some kinda fake boob enthusiast?





There is much fun to be had, anybody have her number or email??

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her breasts are fantastic, you're crazy if you think otherwise.
now she doesn't have much of an ass. she's missing the full figure in that regards, but really, dem breasts is what she's all about.

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
... but she's got great nice big Ds, saying there's nothing there is crazy. Tell me you're not some kinda fake boob enthusiast?

D, my ass. These look like D cups to you?

http://tinypic.com/r/dbr5gz/5
http://tinypic.com/r/25h3hv8/5

it's a combination of

boobs


and charm


she's pretty awesome

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She used to post a lot of provocative pics on twitter, like the one that Kenshin posted. She's awesome.

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She has big boobs, the rest is okay at best.

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From: Uglyface2 | #001
But when I saw her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, I was tremendously unimpressed.

Well that's the problem, I find that picture really unappealing for some reason. Other pictures like a lot of the ones posted in this topic have her looking way better

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kate upton is pretty good looking

for a blonde

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azuarc posted...
Psycho_Kenshin posted...
... but she's got great nice big Ds, saying there's nothing there is crazy. Tell me you're not some kinda fake boob enthusiast?

D, my ass. These look like D cups to you?

http://tinypic.com/r/dbr5gz/5
http://tinypic.com/r/25h3hv8/5

Well, yes. I mean that's a funny thing to eyeball, but they do look a bit bigger than c-cups I've seen naked personally.

Also I didn't come up with D-cup on my own boob sleuth abilities, that's what I read.

Ha I mean hey it's fine you don't like Kat Upton's boobs, but its heresy.

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