Board 8 > Owned a fat, boisterous woman at K-Mart today

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_BALLIN_
03/02/12 2:12:00 PM
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She left the cart blocking a parking space so I parked one over and as I was walking to the store I moved her cart behind her car. She didn't see it apparently and hit it, and it sort of went under her car. She got out and I guess she figured out I did it and screamed "YOU ****ING **** WHAT IS YOUR ****ING PROBLEM???" I just turned around, did a trollface, said "problem?" turned around and started walking to the store. She kept yelling "COME BACK AND MOVE YOUR ***ING CART!" but I just ignored her and walked to the store.

When I came out I saw cops talking to her, she yelled "that's the a******"" and the cops asked why I blocked her car.I said I saw her leave it in the middle of the spot, I moved it so it would not block other customers. They said "thank you" and let me go. As I walk to my car I noticed her car had some bad damage to the rear bumper and the cart was mangled. As I drove off I said "have a nice day" to the lovely lady and drove off.

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LeonhartFour
03/02/12 2:13:00 PM
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Righteous tale, lad.

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GenesisSaga
03/02/12 2:14:00 PM
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Epic yarn, Kirby.

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Weakupedia
03/02/12 2:15:00 PM
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shut up, strahax.

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Leebo86
03/02/12 2:16:00 PM
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Is this what you do, just copy paste from CE? Please just stay there.

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OmarsComin
03/02/12 2:21:00 PM
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I want to vomit in Strahax's skull

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greengravy294
03/02/12 2:22:00 PM
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I wish my fantasy life was entertaining...:(

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Ness26
03/02/12 2:24:00 PM
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From: _BALLIN_ | #001
and the cart was mangled


Wow, this story is entirely believable.

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Pacmantis
03/02/12 2:24:00 PM
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OmarsComin posted...
I want to vomit in Strahax's skull

Well you're going to be vomiting on my vomit because I'm going to do it first.

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