Board 8 > Napoleon is captain of your soccer team. Aliens have invaded the clocktower.

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You are wearing titanium alloy Special Ops cleats, birchwood shin guards, and a standard issue Jedi Consular robe.

The soccer team chatters nervously. Napoleon looks contemplative. The clocktower is on fire. The Away Team has the ball. Score is 1-1. An enemy halfback menaces.

You see:
- a Flamberge
- a Battering Ram
- a Tupperware Container with Numerous Oranges
- Red Hare, legendary steed of Lu Bu

Obvious exits are:
- Offsides
- Aliens
- France
- Topic List

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go to France, give Napoleon the home-field advantage imo

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senorhousemouse

Aliens

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>Use Battering Ram on France

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pursue Lu Bu


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Also is it necessarily the case that the aliens want to hurt us? They may just get their jollies burning clock towers in other planets. Sort of like taking photos with gnomes in random countries.

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senorhousemouse

You seriously want to waste the battering ram on France? You could achieve the same results with the tupperware full of oranges.

I change my vote to Flamberge and Offsides.

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From: Silvercross | #007
You seriously want to waste the battering ram on France? You could achieve the same results with the tupperware full of oranges.

excellent point; I rescind my vote

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and maybe we can take the oranges with us to france. It's a long trip and we may get hungry. Better to eat oranges than people!

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You cross midfield, coinciding with the Spanish border. You are now in France. You are now between the opposing Offense and Defense. An enemy halfback ignores you to pursue the ball.

The Away Team shoots and scores. This is incredibly scandalous. Napoleon gives you a cross look.

The Aliens are in the clocktower. You can no longer see Aliens. To pursue the Aliens, you will need to cross back into Spain. The Aliens' motives cannot currently be discerned by mundane means.

You do not see Lu Bu. An enemy halfback mounts Red Hare. The clocktower is on fire.

You wield the Flamberge and cross further into the French territory. You are now Offsides. A Referee flags you for unsportsmanlike conduct. You receive one (1) Yellow Card. Napoleon is now quite cross.

You are sent to the sideline. You acquire the Tupperware Container with Numerous Oranges. An enemy keeper raises the Battering Ram triumphantly. The clocktower smolders. You hear a high-pitched squeal from the distance.

Obvious Exits are:
- Spain
- France
- Indian in the Cupboard
- Topic List

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> Give Tupperware Container with Numerous Oranges to Napoleon as a peace offering

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Indian in the Cupboard

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