Board 8 > If your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 11:14:00 AM
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But in exchange he promises to rub your feet for a full month using a salmon. You agree to this deal and buy him the new record. After the first week he stops rubbing your feet with the salmon and tells you he won't do it anymore since he already has the record. You decided to throw away his record in blind rage, but after searching the house you can not find the record. You break everything in his room just to find he was hiding on his tree house hugging the CD.

What do you do?

80/80

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paulg235
02/28/12 11:22:00 AM
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Walk up to a mirror and ask myself "Why the **** did I agree to that deal in the first place when I didn't want my feet rubbed with slamon?"

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XxSoulxX
02/28/12 11:23:00 AM
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should have asked for tuna

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 11:24:00 AM
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From: paulg235 | #002
Walk up to a mirror and ask myself "Why the **** did I agree to that deal in the first place when I didn't want my feet rubbed with slamon?"


Yeah I wouldn't want my feet to be rubbed by slamon either.

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 12:49:00 PM
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bump

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Dark Young Link
02/28/12 12:50:00 PM
#6:


I'd demand my wife to tell me what drugs she put in my coffee.

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JJH777
02/28/12 12:50:00 PM
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Take a chainsaw to his tree house.

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Rad Link 5
02/28/12 12:57:00 PM
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Remind myself that I would never have a child and so this must be an illusion created by some villain to distract me.

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 1:11:00 PM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #008
Remind myself that I would never have a child and so this must be an illusion created by some villain to distract me.


Yeah.

You need to have sex to have a kid.

*rimshoot*

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Rad Link 5
02/28/12 1:13:00 PM
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You mean rimshot.

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 1:35:00 PM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #010
You mean rimshot.


I still got swag.

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Hrezs
02/28/12 1:36:00 PM
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He means rimjob

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Zylo the wolf
02/28/12 1:48:00 PM
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I would commit suicide if my son wanted a Justin Bieber record.

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Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 2:13:00 PM
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bump

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