Board 8 > My dad drugged out is hilarious and sad at the same time.

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*wakes up in the morning*

"I need to buy a new DA sander and get a haircut."
"OK"

*takes him to get the sander and get a haircut, watches him hit on the hairdresser and invite her over for drinks*

*goes out to the back garage, uses the sander for 3 hours*

*hour later*

"TJ?"
"Yeah, dad?"
"Did I buy a new sander?"
"...Yes."
"Is it any good?"
"I don't know, you were using it for the past 3 hours."
"Oh, well, how much did I spend on it?"
"$30."
"Did I charge it?"
"Yes."
"Was it the cheapest one they had?"
"Yes."
"What model was it?"
"I don't know. Central Pneumatic or something."
"That's a s***ty brand. We'll take it back tomorrow."
"Alright, goodnight, dad."
"Night."

*five minutes later*

"Do you think she likes me?"
"Huh?"
"My hairdresser. Think she'll come over for drinks?"
"I honestly don't know."
"Well, keep the house clean until she shows up."
"You don't remember buying a sander but you do remember hitting on your hairdresser."
"Yup."
"Alright, goodnight, dad."
"Love you."
"Love you too, dad."

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Now, drugged out can mean several things, ha and I'm curious what it means here.

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He had major back surgery so he's on Vicodin a lot.

Sometimes it affects his better judgment. And sometimes I get conversations like this.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

but you allow him to use power tools?

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I was out there with him. And the amount of damage he could do to himself with a DA sander is pretty minimal.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.