~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
I'm that dude that's the bomb, using napalm, Abusing the law then Cruise like my name's Tom. Your game is wrong, f*** your weak ass rhyme attacks, If you think you can survive my raps, you've denied the facts, When I grind my axe, men die, collapse, My seismic blasts redefine the past, yours are women drivers: CRASH. You're not at all tough, you're all in, call, bluff, Cuz yo I'm crazy Ballin, all nuts, Explicitly yelling at all f***s, got you scared, you're PG like aww shucks, Got bodies stacked in dump trucks, but in your ass there's cum stuck. I'll end your class early like a trusted bomb threat, Then smash you with a slammer from my f***in' pog set.
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"ExTha and Eli Manning are my heroes. One raps circles around me and the other balls circles around my football team."
F***in' cross dresser, you're falling like your traction sucks, I'm not talkin' 'bout a car when I say this tranny's actin up, You f***** f***, quit actin tough, I'm a tank I'll leave you left 4 dead, You're a short bus, smash your head like you're Special Ed. I dictate and spit hate, how many diseases can your dick take, When Ed has sex before the fifth date, that s***'s rape. On the streets you'd get destroyed don't even claim you can fight, Ed prefers real battles, he likes the shape of the mic, No way I'm takin' this light, I'll ignite like a car bomb, I came with heavy arms drawn, Ed came here with a hard on, And since you brought it up, I'll address your precious needs, My closet's full of skeletons, yours is next, rest in peace.
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"ExTha and Eli Manning are my heroes. One raps circles around me and the other balls circles around my football team."
Hmm.... Kind of a tossup. Ed had better disses imo this being my favorite "But my dick's riled; I'm a coprophile, so you really have me running wild"
But BBall had better flow. I'm sorry but I felt these lines in Ed's first verse felt disjointed and choppy: "And honestly you're sloppy, spurting scraps that sound unsure - Did you step in something small that smells? Must be BBallmanure"
Dunno what was going on there. Um... both played off of each other well, but I'm gonna have to give this one to BBall cos I felt he was more consistent.
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