Board 8 > So I got a full body massage for the first time today [FARTS]

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And I gotta say, it was wonderful! I feel great, relaxed, my entire body is loose and limber. For about an hour after it finished I felt pretty stoned. The only problem is I had to fart the entire time! I kept it in because I'm not an awful person, but when I got out? Damn. That was the worst thing I've ever expelled from my body.

tl:dr: Get a massage! It'll make you fart!

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I would just fart during the massage.

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Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember.

Sure, Butz. I'm sure you would.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I clicked this topic because of the FARTS tag

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should have farted during the happy ending imo

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couldn't you be like 'brb' during the massage to go and fart?

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I dunno man, this was my first rodeo.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar