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VincentLauw
02/09/12 6:57:00 PM
#1:


This is a long story and it's incredibly weird.. I'm probably going to be judged harshly but here we go


First of all, - just for some background: My Mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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ShadowHalo17
02/09/12 6:58:00 PM
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Skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.

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Natwaf_akidna
02/09/12 6:59:00 PM
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Ehh, never found Padme that hot.

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WhoopsyDaisy
02/09/12 7:00:00 PM
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After the first couple sentences I expected Star Wars.

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Ayuyu
02/09/12 7:00:00 PM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #002
Skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.


Read this post then skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.

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WalrusJump
02/09/12 7:01:00 PM
#6:


well done

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TheRock1525
02/09/12 7:07:00 PM
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I've seen this posted multiple times on Board 8.

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XIII_rocks
02/09/12 7:08:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #005
Read this post then skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.



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edwardsdv
02/09/12 7:09:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #005
Read this post then skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.



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VincentLauw
02/09/12 7:09:00 PM
#10:


damnit halo

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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/09/12 7:12:00 PM
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I did what Ayuyu and everyone else who quoted Ayuyu did

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VitalVI
02/09/12 7:14:00 PM
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So, are you luke skywalker?

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Forceful_Dragon
02/09/12 7:16:00 PM
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From: VincentLauw | #010
damnit halo




It's your own fault for not adding enough line breaks to make it take up an entire page. =P

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Kinglicious
02/09/12 7:23:00 PM
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Well I for one read it.

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mnkboy907
02/09/12 7:25:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #005
Read this post then skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.


Yep.

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ShadowHalo17
02/09/12 7:38:00 PM
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From: VincentLauw | #010
damnit halo


I am ashamed

but not really

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foolm0ron
02/09/12 7:42:00 PM
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From: VincentLauw | #001
My Mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot


Welp time to look at the bottom

yup

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ShadowHalo17
02/09/12 7:44:00 PM
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Padme isn't that hot.

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Aecioo
02/09/12 7:45:00 PM
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I got like two sentences in and expected it to be that damn Pokemon story.

I wasn't that far off.

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BIGPUN9999
02/09/12 7:46:00 PM
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halo ruining more topics

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Dark Young Link
02/09/12 7:47:00 PM
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*Claps*

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ShadowHalo17
02/09/12 8:06:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #020
halo ruining more topics


pssh

this topic was already not well thought out

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hockeydude15
02/09/12 8:11:00 PM
#23:


From: Ayuyu | #005
Read this post then skipped to the end and ruined it for myself.


I actually didn't think star wars right from the start either.

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Emporer_Kazbar
02/09/12 8:12:00 PM
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I didn't spoil myself with the ending, but I kind of figured it out about halfway through anyway.

Besides, it's not like anyone would confide a real-life situation such as this to a message board.

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Procrastinater
02/09/12 8:13:00 PM
#25:


From: Emporer_Kazbar | #024
I didn't spoil myself with the ending, but I kind of figured it out about halfway through anyway.

Besides, it's not like anyone would confide a real-life situation such as this to a message board.


We've had people live in closets.

I would not be surprised by this at all.

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FashnQueenEtna
02/09/12 8:19:00 PM
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I saw a big block of text and started to read peoples responses and know everything I have to.

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Natwaf_akidna
02/09/12 8:21:00 PM
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You won't be surprised that somebody's father was Darth Vader?

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VincentLauw
02/10/12 6:12:00 AM
#28:


From: Procrastinater | #025
From: Emporer_Kazbar | #024
I didn't spoil myself with the ending, but I kind of figured it out about halfway through anyway.

Besides, it's not like anyone would confide a real-life situation such as this to a message board.


We've had people live in closets.

I would not be surprised by this at all.


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From: Forceful_Dragon | #013
It's your own fault for not adding enough line breaks to make it take up an entire page. =P


shush!

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kurtfisto
02/10/12 6:41:00 AM
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From: TheRock1525 | #007
I've seen this posted multiple times on Board 8.



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BBallman7
02/10/12 7:15:00 AM
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kurtfisto posted...
From: TheRock1525 | #007
I've seen this posted multiple times on Board 8.


This, although it's still funny.

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shadosneko
02/10/12 7:17:00 AM
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I always have a hard time reading long life story posts because I always end up just skipping to the end because 90%+ of the time it'll just be a joke post.

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Gatarix
02/10/12 7:37:00 AM
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Read the first line, then skipped to the end.


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Rad Link 5
02/10/12 7:38:00 AM
#33:


I could swear I've seen people on this board try to pass this off as a real story before by cutting the ending.

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