~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
Look I got work early and I already put off schoolwork for this. I should've asked Alec for a break. If you don't have a problem with waiting I'll get something done eventually but I make no promises it'll be before Monday.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog
I kept the suspense up so I could shock and arrest your cardiac. When my words unfurl I just Rock Anthems, I’m where the Party’s at. Homie I’ll steal your wife like I was your brother, I’m not lyin’ Because I’m a Giggs too, you’re Rhodri—I’m Ryan. See, the stories are similar, ExTha’s literally world famous. And you have maybe three people here who know what your name is. You’re shamelessly faceless when you stutter your phrases. Face this: I’m a racist rapist who’ll leave you displaced and wasted, b****.
You just got slashed, pup. I’ll eat your heart, real talk. And you’re all mashed up, so play your part, Girl Talk. This hawk can squawk but he better baulk; he can’t rival my pen. And this league will be a f***in’ joke if he makes the finals again.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog
Seems all work and no play makes ExLax a dull rhymer of a boy Wack ass small-timer to destroy, talk smack like whiners without ploy With this topic you'll purge, thanks to my gold cyber-bullion ExTha 'bout to face the Surge, like he's sayin "goodbye Cerulean" And he lacks the Grounds for victory, spittin' overrated blatherskite Some rappers use these battles to negotiate, I'd rather fight And if words could kill them letters won't be breakin' no bones Man, I'm just sayin' you could do better, like I'm Drake on the phone I'm takin the Throne, and b**** I play this Game like a Lannister Payin' debts and slayin' vets faster than Roger Bannister I dwarf your rap stature, Giggs look B.I.G. by comparison Your life's been short since birth but man that **** was straight embarrassin'
Lieutenant Surge here is gonna have to cry for a week or two After coming up short against an MC the size of Pikachu. He could use some diss lessons and some reports on recourse When he dubbed himself Tyrion and then called ME short.
This Scottish f** likes to wear drag tights and play bag pipes. So I’m here to make sure that he gags nice on my mag light! I brag like I dwarf stars coz I’m an Alpha male; nickname Centauri. And his black hole beta bars pale; his spittin’ game is sorry— Sorry! you won’t get any sweet revenge on my MMA attacks coz you couldn’t force your way ahead if you were an FF8 track!
So Giggs gags lots while I’m the diamond ring that proves adages; because this battle showed that better things come in small packages.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog
Giggs howlin' like the wolf, leisurely spit smokestack lightnin' And you'll end up deader than Heath Ledger with that Brokeback writin' Ex cut the gay jokes this time but still spills garbage like a trash can And we've all seen enough to know he's further in the closet than Aslan See man my pull's olympic-sized, audience waitin' on the votals My raps'll leave ya sterilized just like i'm wailin on ya scrotals You got less lines than The Artist, and I think I'm havin' recalls This like your last match all over again 'cos man your rappin' be balls!
...But now this world has grown colder, and my words alone smoulder All that hard-earned e-pop don't mean **** to this unknown soldier So respect the chrome holder, Giggs at the vanguard of eloquence Done wrecked your Bulgarian journalist standards of excellence
Close battle, I thought Giggs 1 > Ex 1, and both of your second verses were about equal. Both had pretty consistent flow, but Giggs had better overall disses imo.
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"ExTha and Eli Manning are my heroes. One raps circles around me and the other balls circles around my football team."
Extha lost his flow early on but when it was there, it was on point. Giggs tried to fit too much in his first and it sputtered but ... ExTha came back kinda weak in my opinion, while Giggs flowed well and dissed even better in his second. Augh. Too rough. Will vote a bit later.