Board 8 > Would you have sex with Snooki?

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perhaps...

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As long as she doesn't speak.

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Absolutely not in a million years. And this is not an internet standards thing, this is she is an unattractive thing.


I'd let her do oral, that would be it.

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yup

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I would

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She's kind of cute, but it would in no way be worth the stunning amount of VDs

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After recently seeing what she looks like without the clown face, yes.

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I reckon she'd be quite feisty in bed, so yes.

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Not even taking looks into account, I would say "no."

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**** no

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Are you kidding me, yes. Any female in their 20s with a body that isn't say over 180 pounds and has a decent pair of knockers like that, I would agree to sex if she requested thus.

I mean, I wouldn't rate her looks over say a 6.8, but I would not turn down a 6.7 call me old fashioned. Of course I'm aware her personality is completely annoying, but I'm not gonna give her my number or anything. =D

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If i were single and there were no risk of stds?

Absolutely. She's actually kinda cute and she's a celebrity.

As it is now? no way

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No, I just can't.

Fat just turns me off to touch it.

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no

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Bag over her head and I triple wrap it.

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From: DeathChicken | #006
She's kind of cute, but it would in no way be worth the stunning amount of VDs

We'll go with this.

The only thing that would keep me from f***ing her is the fact that her vag is a possible biohazard.

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Based on that picture? Yes, as long as STDs are not a factor. Based on like everythin I know about her?

No

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Sure. I've had much worse when I've been drunk.

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From: EndOfDiscOne | #019
Sure. I've had much worse when I've been drunk.

*quarantine*

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god I would rail Snookie so hard, but if that b**** opened her mouth I would smack the s*** out of her.

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Definitely yes

she's got a cute face and I like the short, not fat but not skinny type. Apparently she's a whore and has a really annoying personality, but I don't really know anything about that because all I've seen of her is from clips on Beavis and Butthead and that youtube video of her getting punched in the face (and that South Park episode if that counts >_>). So yeah, would totally hit that, would likely regret it afterwards, but anticipation of likely regret would not be enough to stop me.

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From: ExThaNemesis | #021
god I would rail Snookie so hard, but if that b**** opened her mouth I would smack the s*** out of her.

She'd probably like it, too.

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No. I really don't find her attractive anyway (maybe if she took it easier on the make-up I would), and she's probably loaded with STDs.

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She's not as fat as I remember, maybe I'd consider it, from a looks perspective only.

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no.

No. No. No. Kill it with fire.

^ virgins itt

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"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

Why not? It's not like I would only have sex with incredibly hot women I only care deeply about. I mean as long as I'm not physically repulsed by them...

But what's with all this fear of STI? I can't help but feel they're not nearly as common as people make them out to be... and Snooki probably isn't ****ing nearly as many guys as the club chicks in whatever city you live in.

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maplejet posted...
No...it already tried to do a few of my friends in.

I wanna hear this story, does it involve spray tan?

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In a heartbeat. From the various Jersey Shore episodes I've seen, she seems like a total freak. I recall her talking about rimming her bf, so I can only imagine the s*** she does that she doesn't say on camera.

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^jesus she said that on camera?

Okay maybe I'd let her talk.

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thundersheep posted...
But what's with all this fear of STI? I can't help but feel they're not nearly as common as people make them out to be... and Snooki probably isn't ****ing nearly as many guys as the club chicks in whatever city you live in.

And I'd just like the record to show, no glove no love, I'm not raw dawging it when I'm ****ing Snooki, not that there's anything wrong with that folks.

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(edit, wrong topic)

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But what's with all this fear of STI? I can't help but feel they're not nearly as common as people make them out to be... and Snooki probably isn't ****ing nearly as many guys as the club chicks in whatever city you live in.

From my understanding herpes is really common but also very hard to contract. Even without using a condom, you can usually have sex with someone with herpes and be fine as long as they're not having an outbreak.

I think the curable STD's are common and easy to contract, but the non curable ones are hard to get.

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AdmiralZephyr posted...
(maybe if she took it easier on the make-up I would)


Snooki sans makeup.

She looks almost azn and I will not hit azns for any reason ever.

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no stds? Sure why the hell not. I got low standards i guess..

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DeepsPraw posted...
AdmiralZephyr posted...
(maybe if she took it easier on the make-up I would)


Snooki sans makeup.

She looks almost azn and I will not hit azns for any reason ever.

Dear god, someone needs to tell her she looks better like that and really drive the point home.

No make-up, I might do it. As she usually appears? No.

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From: ChichiriMuyo | #038
Dear god, someone needs to tell her she looks better like that and really drive the point home.

Because she has clearly never heard this before.

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maybe, just so I can say I banged someone "famous".

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ExThaNemesis posted...
virgins itt

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A girl who looks like her, yes. Actually her, no.

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Yeah, sure.

Why.... is something wrong with her? Does she have a STD or something? o.o

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Don't like girls like that. If we're going just by looks then yes. Otherwise, no.

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Gotta agree with Extha and Mer

Of course I would. I would wrap it, maybe even twice. But she's cute. Why wouldn't you?

Your penis doesn't have morals.

yeah I'd need like to leading safety brand of condom and still probably take a handful of penicillin after but why not?

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Ok so I'm guessing this Snooki person has had sex with a ton of people? Inform me please because I don't know the woman.

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wg64Z posted...
Of course I would. I would wrap it, maybe even twice. But she's cute. Why wouldn't you?


yeah I'd need like to leading safety brand of condom and still probably take a handful of penicillin after but why not?

Now, taking this topic completely seriously, I gotta point out doubling condoms is not recommended and is less safe. Also, in USA you can't get penicillin without a doctor's prescription.

But do have sex with Snooki.

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she's not cute and she's dumb as hell

call me a virgin if you want, but you're the ones who are fantasizing about having sex with a cow

No make up, and absolutely no chance of STDs, and the definite lack of any guido behavior?

Sure.

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