Board 8 > Kirby atAM has to have the dumbest teammate AI in history.

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paperwarior
01/26/12 2:26:00 PM
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"Okay, a big stone block, let's summon the other Kirbies... Now, stand still and press B for a second and you can get back to pretending to explore. No, stand still. Press B. Don't walk into the fire. Don't die. Stop dying. Stop pushing me into the fire. Stop dyi-"*phone battery dies*

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paperwarior
01/26/12 2:44:00 PM
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I preferred Farah shooting me repeatedly in the neck.

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The Utility Man
01/26/12 2:47:00 PM
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I'm pretty sure the award for dumbest teammate AI in history goes to The Uncanny X-Men on NES.

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TheCodeisBosco
01/26/12 2:47:00 PM
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The teammate AI might be pretty bad, but it's still a masterful game. IMO, the only GBA game that tops it is WarioWare: Twisted!.

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LordoftheMorons
01/26/12 3:38:00 PM
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I'm pretty sure it's impossible for the other Kirbies to move the blocks near the volcanoes. You're supposed to use the stone ability to shake the screen repeatedly.

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paperwarior
01/26/12 3:40:00 PM
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Huh, you can do that? Does that work on all those horrible stone blocks?

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LordoftheMorons
01/26/12 3:42:00 PM
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I've only tried it on the volcano ones. I think they might be the only big blocks besides the one at the start of the game, though.

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Grand Kirby
01/26/12 3:44:00 PM
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It's weird how they can't even be herded. They just sort of randomly stumble all across the map no matter what you do. Ironically, they only time they actually show any intelligence is when you actually need to use them to solve a puzzle. They spontaneously gain enough IQ points and rigidly accomplish the task before returning to Dumbass Mode.

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WhiteLens
01/26/12 3:47:00 PM
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Well no one should be using AI partners in a Kirby game unless they need them for a puzzle.

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