~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
I'm gonna verbally castrate this rap fake, Got his dick sucked by a man, and said he's still half straight, You look like a fat ape got ass raped, I'm embarrassed for this board if you don't finish in last place.
I'm a ten, hardcore, men are all you get hard for, And I put up a God score, like a 1 on a par 4, I'm not done, encore, but I know you don't want more, You're a sheep with a lion in a room with a locked door.
Iron clad vs feather fists, I'll smash Exthanemesis, In fact I'll grab your neck and twist until your head has bled and splits, Now you're done, forever missed, you better run and exit quick, I heard you swallow cum for breakfast b****, cuz word is Extha never spits.
Wow, we’ll be bored by a thousand gay jokes when your talking’s done. But I guess that only makes sense since you’re a walking one. I’m ringing bells with rhythm spells that give ‘em hell. And you spit gay bars like you gettin’ raped in prison cells. And yea a dude sucked my dick, but I aint really bothered, kid. Coz it aint my fault we can’t tell what gender your father is.
You’re notably slow it seems every time that you go at me. And even your ho’ll cream when she hears some of my poetry. I’m Frost-y see, so tell her to drop by my wood on a snowy eve. So believe, I’ll murk you til you’re a burnt out gutter lay. I’ll carve, cut, and chop you down so that your blood’ll spray. Homie, you drove the road not taken but you should’ve went the other way.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog
I heard you were good, I better recheck facts, You're a b****, step back, spewing s****, Exlax, Snapped your throat, neck cast, you best play dead fast, Before I hit you in the eye like I'm sponsored by Lenscraft, But losing to me means improving your X-stats, So I'm helping you out by moving to next match. Sex with my dad? That's a stupid tactic, enjoy the loser's bracket, I use a lot of gay jokes, but that's cuz yous a f*****, I'll leave this bum hurtin, my gun's certain, I'm the Atilla the Hun serpent, You're the winner of none version, this is 300 with 1 Persian. Your best shot is conceding, your skills done nothin' to help, Like a dead necrophiliac, you're just f***in' yourself.
Yeah only because it was so whack everyone was gonna vote against you ;)
It’s so funny that this fat geek thinks that he has heat, When he tried out and failed to make my rap team just last week. Unfortunately he couldn’t even make junior varsity. His gnarly beats were nothin’ but farcities. So I’mma force feed catharcity to his starving artistry In the form of my hardened PEEN.
I’ll build and ERECTAL set in his ass while I rape him on his couch, Then I’ll use my c*** to ETCH-A-SKETCH my name in WHITE on his mouth.
This was our rubber match and I ****in’ proved that I’m the better man Broke both his arms and legs, and gave him four casts like a weather man.
I brought the heat, G, my allophones got acetone. So B, blow my horn and talk to my nuts like my sack’s a phone...
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog
Well I'm off for the night, and got a pool tourney in the morning, so I probably won't be back until after this is over. Nice match Extha, good luck either way. If it does end in a tie I won't be able to write another verse until sunday night.
Oh man, these were both great. What ExTha had going was more clever I felt, but BBall had better rhythm and rhyme. And both were hilarious. So much so that I can't really decide right now. Be back in half an hour after I've mulled it over a bit.
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