>E3 2012
>EA's press conference
>TORtanic has failed hard, and they're deep into a deficit for it
>Put Stanley Woo in a dunking booth at 1 dollar per copy of TOR to help make profit and embarrass glorious leader BioWare
>in Kojima-esque fashion, Woo will not stop apologizing over and over again
>when copy of TOR hits the target, the speakers above proclaim DING DONG BANNU before he drops in
>last copy
>a famished hamburger helper (hasn't eaten for an hour or so) is let into the water tank
>copy hits the target
>END OF RINE is heard echoing throughout E3
>Woo drops
>torn to shreds by the carnivorous manatee
>EA makes all the money they lost on TOR back
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