Board 8 > Anybody know a joke about Galileo?

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I'm lecturing on Galileo tomorrow, and could use something funny.

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If the Earth were a sandwich, we'd get along so well,
And we could feed everybody, with a piece of ourselves.

Galileo walks into a bar.


The Catholic Church arrests him for heresy.

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The Resurrection

That made me laugh.

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http://instantrimshot.com/

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-I thought we were having steamed clams.
-Oh, no, I said "steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers.

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The Catholic Church

One of the best 3-word punchlines in the history of comedy imo

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(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

*Imagines Galileo being elected Pope*

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Hahaha, maybe I can incorporate the Taio Cruz joke.

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If the Earth were a sandwich, we'd get along so well,
And we could feed everybody, with a piece of ourselves.

weird! I'm also lecturing about Galileo tomorrow!

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mreow!
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Damn, why couldn't you be lecturing on Kepler?



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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

Oh man, that is one of the best Hark! A Vagrant comics. Now I do wish it was about Tycho or Kepler... except that the actual professor of the class will be there, and he might not find it as funny as me.

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-I thought we were having steamed clams.
-Oh, no, I said "steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers.

From: gotspork | #009
weird! I'm also lecturing about Galileo tomorrow!

Whoa, really? What is your class called?

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It sure beats fighting with the foes all the time,
But I gotta do it, they always stay outta line.

uh well, "introduction to astronomy"

and I teach 4 of it

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mreow!
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Ah, cool! Mine is the history of science and religion. So we're probably teaching only a bit of the same stuff!

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It sure beats fighting with the foes all the time,
But I gotta do it, they always stay outta line.

is this your full time job?

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mreow!
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Nah, I'm just a first-year PhD student. This will be only my third time lecturing. So it's still somewhat terrifying to do for two hours.

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-I thought we were having steamed clams.
-Oh, no, I said "steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers.

I only got to teach labs as a grad student, so last year was my first lecture year. what's your phd going to be?

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mreow!
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It's in history of science, something to do with science and religion. Are you a full-time professor?

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-I thought we were having steamed clams.
-Oh, no, I said "steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers.

From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #010
Damn, why couldn't you be lecturing on Kepler?

I love that comic so much.

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nope! 4 classes isn't enough, I suppose

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mreow!
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That sure sounds full-time. I guess humanities professors are just babies.

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It sure beats fighting with the foes all the time,
But I gotta do it, they always stay outta line.

4 classes sounds like a huge teaching load for a professor! Guessing all the status designations are tied to research and seniority?

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From: gotspork | #021
nope! 4 classes isn't enough, I suppose

gotspork,

How many times per lecture do you make really bad puns?

I hear tenure is directly calculated based on pun density.

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##Alec
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I don't work at a research college, and I think full time status only shows up if they have a vacancy

and I do make terrible jokes but rarely puns

maybe that's the problem

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mreow!
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Acquiring tenure seems like such a painful process. I pretty much ruled out high energy physics as a subfield because I want to have employment options other than academia or wall street.

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I,'m not even thinking of tenure; I just wat full time

I think it doubles my pay at least

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