~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum. -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
May the best rapper win.
Anri, you may rap when ready.
-- ##Alec Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.
When I first saw him, I went wild. I knew I wanted to be Mrs.Temple When he looked at me and smiled, I saw my future in his dimple I had been waiting my whole life just to get close to Mr Seginus We started dating, now I'm his wife and I need a dose of his p**** My legs are wide open and wet, I'm dying to let Seginthistemple I'm Seg's new bride hoping I get it. I'll even beg, it's that simple You can do anything you want to me. I exist for your pleasure How much do I have to flaunt it before you fist my treasure I want you to be inside of me forever so that I can feel complete Every night you can ride me however long it takes to cum--skeet You had your fun with your whore and you don't need my b****in' So when you're done you can ignore me, I'll go back to the kitchen
-- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword
Anri's gone fawning on my schlong but I don't want the gonorrhea so suck my vice until its ripe, get ***** smacked by onomatopoeia sacrifice my white pawns anri, c'mon lets never be apart unrest my testicle destiny, unleash my einsteins and mozarts blow parts. my parts I mean, your beautiful dark crooked fantasy I've bedazzled all the women and now I need a man to see that my stick is like godzillas villains, it facilitates destruction and you suck so good no simile can illustrate your suction I'm not into dinner or movie, lookin forward to the luncheon where I laugh and feed and beat you with my featured meat truncheon give in to your adoration bro, elevate my wicked power all in all you are just one more brick in temple's tower
Jokes aside I'm actually quite disappointed because this should have been the best match of this round, and even though it was amusing to read, this match has been handed to Seg by a pretty good rapper.
You came late, but you can take as much time as you need Don't hurry fate, just give me all of what's mine: your seed I don't have time for your chess but I can be your White Queen Like my Emma Frost dress? Underneath, I'm shaved clean I'm not a brick in your tower, please just brick on my face Taking your dick in the shower: on my knees is my place
Now I'm just gonna take it, you kept playing hard to get Even though I have to rape it, you're still slaying my c*** Between my legs just like I dreamed, I'm about to climax "OH GOD SEG" I screamed, but you'd already made tracks Even though I got what I needed, next time I'll get your consent "Please come back to me" I pleaded,"I think I might be pregnant..."
-- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword
I fully intend to vote for Anri based on what I've seen so far. I didn't really like Seg's 1st verse, I think Anri has more rap prowess, and there's no rule that says you HAVE to hate on the other person.
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
making baby bastards stirs not my placid lake, flaccid snake break you with acid grenades made to burn your face to flakes let a berreta replenish my fetid flesh fetish fresh new exit wounds make the blue blood reddish now I'm mr. extremely mean no more serpentine cream creep, keep me outta your sleep I'm a dreamkill machine deadly machete ready to sever every reverie of romance never let me in your head I gotta psychokinetic fro-trance make you claw out your tongue and say my name with your hands make you pry out your eyes and see you're free within me make you seek out your heart and you'll know love is blind make you saw off your arms and grasp with your mind
Rap ain't all about disses. Not my fault it was love at very first sight. I'm just happy to be his Mrs and I got to have my cherry burst tonight. Thanks to those who voted for my ballad, like thundersheep my pal did. Can't a man toss another man's salad without his rhymes being invalid? You guys are so cynical and close-minded, have fun rhyming with no passion. My raps were so clinical, I clotheslined him but I guess love isn't in fashion.
ANRI OUT.
-- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword