~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum. -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
Walrus here, bringing more venom than a black mamba, Murder in my rhymes and you dancin' the jive samba. You can't withstand me - I bring the family-style drama, Screaming "yes!" and making a mess in your mama's silk pajamas. What's that? Did that blow your mind? It's easy to see, But not nearly as hard as your mother blew me. I'm shootin' my lyrical load, I'm bout to explode, I'll f*** you up faster than a fat b**** eats some Rocky Road. You'll get left more shook than a crackhead Michael J. Fox, My flow makin' you popped like I'm pourin' Coke in Pop Rocks, I look like Biggie Smalls, you more like some Insane Clowns, So get the f*** back to Detroit, cause Board 8 is my town.
It’s only round one so maybe you're just rusty, but this still ain't right like Penn State sans-Dusky. Enough with tired disses and talkin bout your semen, We know the only time that you get dome is when you’re dreamin. That **** was Ryan Leaf, but it doesn’t shake— it flops I’ll samba on your hearse and at the wake I’ll call the cops for indecent exposure when I read this as the eulogy The guests’ll know the cause of death was that can’t compete with me. If you’re King of the town then it’s clear you’re mad as Lear, Just give up and die or act the Fool and disappear. I’m in the 99% of lyricists above your zone Put my verses on a sign and watch me Occupy the throne.
I'll only die if you murder me just 'cause you were jealous, You can't touch MC Hammer but you won't be able to smell this. Ryan Leaf? I'm Peyton Manning, you look more like Sexy Rexy, You throw pick sixes with your raps while b****es wait to undress me. I'm unstoppable - I'll run over you 'cause I'm the Juggernaut, Your mouth hanging open while everyone's like "oh no he did not!" You'll be left in my dust, with my lyrical bruise still in your side, screaming "Inconceivable!" just like the dude from Princess Bride. I rhyme out of my mind, but you in a mental institution, My 12 bars are poetry and you stuck pennin' noise pollution. Face it. It's over. You might as well just call for mercy I won't attack you no more but I'll please your mama when she's thirsty.
Good try with the Peyton line, you almost made it topical It really don’t impress me when you’re laid up in the hospital. It ain’t because you’re sick, but I see you’re throwin balls up, The bill from the stomach pump’ll probably make ya bankrupt. Then you add the neck that I snapped as I flew past ya, I barely had to rap after you choked like I gassed ya. Your jokes are Celtics old when I’m bringing the Heat, Your wit is just too slow and people know that I’m elite. I stomp tracks like Top Gear, everyday I’m burnin rubber 'cause you know without a bag there’s no way I’d touch your mother. I say “it’s inconceivable” but I know what that means, It describes your chance of winning-- like the colts past week 16.