Foolmo would be higher up on the list if he wasn't always telling me to go die or wishing that I would lose my job. He is easily the truest form of troll we have and the only one I respect. With all this against him he still manages to make my list of users I would bang. His smile ... I could get lost in that smile for years and years. Foolmo is on the border of man pretty and man cute. Something about the way he flashes those pearly whites makes me melt. He also likes ponies so he is clearly hiding his desire to be rode like one. His voice is also smooth like Barry White.
How I would bang Foolmo: Pony Style
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Ryoko is a woman, that is probably a good reason to bang her as far as B8 goes. But I have 0 interactions with her so I cannot truly say she is a person of quality banging. I do know that Luster my pupil in the Brojo wants to be in her and thus she is quality. Ryoko please contact me so I can verify your needment for banging. For now you sit 19th.
How I would bang Ryoko: Sloppy and all over the house
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Wigs has many qualities that are of quality. None of them pertain to sex. Nevertheless I would make sweet bang to Wigs in many various ways and patterns. He is a quick man often bragging of his ability to finish quick and be quick in finishing. Whenever I need a fast fun time I can turn to Wigs. He is there and fast and hairy. Thank you Wigs.
How I would bang Wigs: Live on Serious Business covered in maple syrup
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MSG is a smart guy. I can only ascertain that being such a smart guy he can think of smart ways for two men to be pleasure. While not the most attractive user he certainly is the most #17 on my list. He has charisma and a voice to spare. I would like to think his complex use of equations and vocabulary would lead to an experience not unlike winning the super bowl of sex.
How I would bang MSG: With a dictionary and calculus set
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What a man we have here. He is from a terrible place but he has a smile that could cut through sodium. He brews his own booze which is always a path to my bed. I often think, if I could be Cokes would I? I wouldn't but I would bang it. He also use to have chops you could grate cheese on. Cokes is just so cool you would have to be crazy to not wanna bang him from all directions and different angles again and again and again and again and again. Truly an man.
How I would bang Cokes: All over the dance floor with b****** screaming for more
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He is here and now. I want him. He is so aware of the human form. I think he could give more pleasure than the previous users on this list. Also Walruseses have teeth which hurt but his would be smooth and thus not. He loves the brown sector of the society since they don't have rules and he is above frats which is noticeable in the lack of quality. He loves math computers and economics. All signs of a quality bang. He loves to toss money on those he bangs and I can only assume would toss money on those banging him.
How I would bang Walrus: On an ice flow in the south pacific while volcanoes erupt
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Luster lustery lusty mmmm damn you have every part of the human male form that another human male form could want. For example you have genitals and nipples and hair. I saw you dougie and know you have the rhythm for a proper bang. You are my pupil in the Brojo which forces you down on the list ... heh forces you down.... Anyways if I were not your sensei this would be far more appropriate and I would not feel as though I had taken advantage of you. Once you graduate we will talk. For now get back to work. Don't forget to call me sir.
How I would bang Lusty: While he puked on Bro 8 Tinychat
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REVENGE BANG! I will just destroy you for what you did to me. You have no qualities that are desirable in a bang. I just want revenge. You are awful and not good be not me YOU WILL NO QUESTION THE WHISKEY!
How I would bang Tom Bombalombadingdong: Violently
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She is female. She likes to be female. She might be. Nio you know that time you were pimping my awards show? Yeah I looped that while banging. It was a good time. You have some qualityies that are worth being with i guess but you are female. We should try to bang more. Call me and get that on sometimes. You also like bad music truly a quality of a woman that can bang with the best of them.
How I would bang Nio: Not well
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I hear she likes the laides, well I have news for you miss lady liking lady liker I am the man that will undo your lady likeing ways you know it woo woo woo. Often times it has been said that pancakes are indeed worse than waffles and that stands true while banging you. If ever a man could turn you from the darkside of the genitals it is me. You do need to be banged.
How I would bang Crimson Ocean: With my huge ****
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LEAN ONNNN ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONNNNNGGGGGG! This guy has so much bad luck, you know he bangs like a god. That stuff makes you a banger and a baller and bang caller and a bang maker. In case you didn't know Pun shattered the mold and all he does is bang, all he does is bang. He is not a fan of sausage but when I am bringing he knows that bacon beats it out over canadian sausage and that is really the point, a specific kind of sausage. Pun makes me feel special.
How I would bang Pun: Snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a nuke strapped to my chest while he sang just beyond the river bend.
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I hear she likes the laides, well I have news for you miss lady liking lady liker I am the man that will undo your lady likeing ways you know it woo woo woo.
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-- No one has more people trying to "be like him" than me, and it's been that way for 8 years now.-Ulti
You are so small. It would defuse me to not be on the list with a guy I once shared a baseball with. When in doubt be Carl. This guy knows what being bang is all abang. If you ever see yourself in a method that is not bang please stop.
A second paragraph? underheardof! Carl you get that much attention. Because you are indeed Carl. Seriously though you seem like a gentle and thorough lover. Bang Bang Gape.
How I would bang Carl: Playing DDR
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I know I know ... HOW!? How does one bang that which one cannot see ... unless they look down. ExTha is worthy of a bang. He may love soccer and may love other things I don't care to notice but he surely isn't. ExTha you seem like the kind that would squeal. I like that. Please don't feel slighted. You can make many a woman feel needed. But it is my time to shine. ExTha come on at me ;)
Oh yeah also I would soccer kick you. How I would bang ExTha: With a magnascope.
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Double numeration will not be tolerated! Yoblazer you have a voice that could dirty talk anything and make it sound like swans singing the moody blues on coke. You can set an atmosphere white the skill of a man half your size and twelfth you age. That bodes well for a bang. Like users prior you can gentle and all of it. I would feel. Put me in an arm bar.
How I would bang Yoblazer: Live on The Show much to the chagrin of Ngamer. Also he would be graphic
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The King Bro. Truly words do no describe him. Comm I feel bad writing about you this way. If ever there was a user I respect you. That being said I can often feel that you bang with the skill of gods. I would think to bang you is to bang. In the most real form of bang I mean, not like the other bangs before this one. Everyone before this bang was not a top tier bang like you. And those that follow will be even more bangtastic. Comm if you were less downsizing of my Canadiana I would think you a top 5 but this is where you land. It would be an honor .. I even spell in your native tongue, mmmm tongue.
How I would bang Commodore: After 38 shots of whiskey each the lights would be turned down low and Jack Sparrow would come on the speakers. Then we would commence to bang. Reverse cowboy.
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My best friend. Is there anything more awkward than best friend banging? No but it has to happen. XIII you have always been there for me since like a month ago and that is worth abang at number #5 top. You are not the most sightly and certainly of a language no one can. But you have it! The future UotY XIII_is_Bang. When you get bang it can. You have a milky smooth behind and smell of fine bourbon. Never change and keep winning. UotY right here people.
How I would bang XIII: On the left side
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ED MOTHER ******* BELLIS. We would scream cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You have no words to describe how you get bang. I would read to you sweet nothings then listen to you speak. Of all the voices on B8 yours is the only that tops Yoblazer. I want to experience your dirty talk. So get started. Seriously though i am serious. You have it. IT! Ed Bellis you are every straight mans dream and still only 4th. Please let me.
How I would bang Ed Bellis: as descriptively as possible
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Ngirl I believe you said it best. "Damn Whiskey Nick you are fine I would be on you if not for the ocean betwixt us" I couldn't agree more. I love woman that likes to bang and be on top for the prementioned bang. Get yourself across that ocean and see what I can do. You will not be disappoint. I know you are experienced but I doesn't afraid of that. I can outdo all that do before I do. BANG! With you openly loving to bang it can only be sure that the bang will be of the utmost quality and this you are the top female on the list.
How I would bang Ngirl: Her on top for hours on end, possibly wearing a hat
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Ugly face syndrome aside, Lockes is easily the most handsome and beautiful man on all of B8. Lockes I don't even want to imagine how amazing it would be. There are no words. Your eyes, your smile, your voice, your ability to fist, all top tier. Lockes anyone you could be bang anyone. ever them all. I would bang and maybe last half a second. Also the horizontal stripe shirt. Beardly would watch and shout out motivational slogans like "you are banging!" and "when in doubt beard it". I'm not sure how the second would help but I appreciate it. Lockers lets watch hockey and have beers.
How I would bang Lockes: Missionary so I can gaze into those eyes the whole time.
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WOOOOOO here we go I can sleep after this write up, see Icehawk how this is you do a write up topic you finsih is all in one night, not over 3763 days. Awful user not on my list and how correct you appear in the write up for the user you most would like to bang. He is my user I would bang the most too. Mer is everything to all men and women and especially men. Mer has all of it and everything in it. His laugh could make you finish on its own. His smile is mostly ignorable and his clothes are not of mention but he is Mer. He ability to bang is above all the women, men, animals and cyborgs on B8. Mer would make you feel like you are on cloud 9 12 days after you already killed cloud 9 with a rusty hammer, Rusty what a guy not on this list. Mer you make me smile.
How I would bang Mer: A better question would be how wouldn't I bang Mer?!
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