Board 8 > All you that can't get a date, try this!

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lihlih
01/01/12 11:44:00 AM
#1:




For those of you that can't get the gist of this just by watching:

1) Give the girl you want a cell phone and run away.(or briskly walk away)

2) Call her with another cellphone, telling her that you think she's cute but you're too shy to go talk to her.

3) When you guys meet to get the cellphone back, try and get her number.

Disclaimer: Your cellphone might get lost in this, so get a cheap prepaid phone to execute this.

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XIII_rocks
01/01/12 11:45:00 AM
#2:


"oh"

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XIII_rocks
01/01/12 11:45:00 AM
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all my problems have been solved thanks lihlih

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LeonhartFour
01/01/12 12:02:00 PM
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This sounds like a totally unnecessary hassle when you can just steal her phone when she's not looking and use it to call yours so you have her number.

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lihlih
01/01/12 12:25:00 PM
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If it works, it works, right? I'm thinking of trying this if things don't work out with the girl I'm dating right now.

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dethfdddddh
01/01/12 12:33:00 PM
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if there's one thing that turns on girls, it's insecurity

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lihlih
01/01/12 12:33:00 PM
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Wow "be fun and spontaneous to get girls"

What a break through


Why you gotta be hatin'? I'm sure it works on little girls too, so git r dun!

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Weakupedia
01/01/12 12:34:00 PM
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it's been scientifically proven that lihlih is a sex magnet

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foolm0ron
01/01/12 12:34:00 PM
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This is funny but I would rather not buy a cell phone for each attempt at this. Besides, cell phones are way more important in asia than in the US anyways so it would have a different connotation.

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lihlih
01/01/12 12:38:00 PM
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if there's one thing that turns on girls, it's insecurity

It's just a fun way to break the ice! Besides, it worked on 2/3 girls in the video!

it's been scientifically proven that lihlih is a sex magnet

I would've just lol'd and moved on if this was couple months ago, but just recently, I was swarmed by girls.(ok not really, just 4) I settled on one and is dating her though,


This is funny but I would rather not buy a cell phone for each attempt at this.

You can get a cheap pre-paid phone for like 10 bucks!

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Pokalicious
01/01/12 12:44:00 PM
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uhhh

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paperwarior
01/01/12 12:46:00 PM
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I'm gonna be a cynic and say this only works if you're sexy.

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GenesisSaga
01/01/12 12:47:00 PM
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lihlih posted...
just recently, I was swarmed by girls.(ok not really, just 4) I settled on one and is dating her though,

I is impressed you managed to find a girl to date with that kind of grammar.

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MarvelousGerbil
01/01/12 12:47:00 PM
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Alternatively you can just not be lihlih and that'll increase your chances.

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lihlih
01/01/12 12:54:00 PM
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I is impressed you managed to find a girl to date with that kind of grammar.

I'm still hungover from last night, so I might be wrong, but isn't that correct? "I settled on one and am dating her though," isn't correct, and it's not directly saying I is dating her. It's saying I settled on one, and then it's saying "is dating her". They're broken up by a conjunction.

Then again, I almost put contraction instead of conjunction, so maybe I'm more hungover than I think I am.

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GenesisSaga
01/01/12 1:38:00 PM
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O_O

... No. "I is" is never correct. "And" does not break two clauses, and even if it did "I is" would never be correct...

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Wanglicious
01/01/12 1:49:00 PM
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"I is" would be slang, and by slang i mean "it's wrong." "I am" is correct.

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Aecioo
01/01/12 1:50:00 PM
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holy **** this topic is beyond bad

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junglebob22
01/01/12 1:53:00 PM
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Haha ghosts have terrible grammar.
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lihlih
01/01/12 4:32:00 PM
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Oh ok, now that I had a nice nap and all that, I can see that I was wrong in that. I kept thinking I had the same rules as he in this case for some reason.

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WalrusJump
01/01/12 4:37:00 PM
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dethfdddddh posted...
if there's one thing that turns on girls, it's insecurity

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Aecioo
01/01/12 4:37:00 PM
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Don't bump.

Such a bad topic.

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TheRock1525
01/01/12 4:42:00 PM
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Ghosts can't use cellphones.

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GenesisSaga
01/01/12 4:43:00 PM
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Aecioo posted...
holy **** this topic is beyond bad

Well gosh it's not that bad. The only good thing to come out of it is that it reminded me I want to watch The Help again.

"I is smart... I is kind... I is important!"

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lihlih
01/01/12 4:52:00 PM
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Dudes, he had a 2/3 success rate here. That's pretty good!

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lihlih
01/01/12 5:24:00 PM
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Well gosh it's not that bad. The only good thing to come out of it is that it reminded me I want to watch The Help again.

"I is smart... I is kind... I is important!"


Brah, I was working on 2 hours of sleep and was hungover, give me a break!

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SanityLapse
01/01/12 6:00:00 PM
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GenesisSaga posted...
... No. "I is" is never correct.

"I is the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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Seginustemple
01/01/12 6:14:00 PM
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Man, that's corny.

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GenesisSaga
01/01/12 6:21:00 PM
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SanityLapse posted...
GenesisSaga posted...
... No. "I is" is never correct.

"I is the ninth letter of the alphabet."


'I' is the ninth letter of the alphabet.

But if you prefer, when 'I' is used as a proper noun as opposed to a noun, "I is" is never correct. There. :P

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