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I wonder what Luster's primary type of girl is.

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horny ones

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ctesjbuvf | Posted 3/18/2012 6:10:41 PM | message detail | quote
I wonder what Luster's primary type of girl is.

Depends on what exactly you mean here.



Anyways, I have not started on my essay yet, but I hope to work on that soon.

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It is due today Luster, you procrastinate like a king.

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Hell, if he had started it already, I'd say that's a bad thing. Procrastination is the true way.


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I meant what type of girl you prefer, talking looks of course.

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I have completed my task:

http://pastebin.com/e7GTip9F

The overall word count was 586 words, according to Microsoft Word.

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sir chris= sith lord confirmed

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Excellent work Luster, you correctly identified Sir Chris as evil

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From: SlymDayspring | Posted: 3/20/2012 11:11:57 PM | #258
sir chris= sith lord confirmed

Hahahaha awesome

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that entire 4th paragraph killed me

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up, Luster how goes the online dating?

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I have not made an attempt to even go on a dating website to find a girl that wants to date me. Setting up a date won't be easy, because a typical date would be more than 2 hours long. I would have to find a way to go on a date without my parents finding out that I am missing from my house.

If your typical date was watching a movie at the theater and having dinner at a restaurant, the date would be over 3 hours. You would spend about 1 1/2 hours watching the movie at the theater and the dinner would take about 45 minutes to 1 hour. Add on some more time to that for the time it takes to drive to the movie theater, driving to the restaurant, and then driving back home again.

If it was possible, I would do the date late at night when my parents are sleeping, but no restaurants are going to be open late at night and the movie theaters wouldn't be open unless they are doing a midnight premiere for a new movie.


It would be so much easier just to use a website to make plans with a girl to have sex with me. In that case, the girl could come to my house late at night and we could have sex without my parents finding out.

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Luster, what if you just told your parents that you were going on a date?

Also, you can't just go to a website asking for sex. That's like buying a prostitute, except instead of being desperate for money, they're desperate for sex.

Girls who actively have trouble getting sex are not what you want.

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Seriously man, this thing with your parents, you gotta get it over with bro. It should be very much understandable that you want to find a girl. The thing you're saying would be so much easier sounds like more ankward to me than just being open to your parents. "You have to arrive during the late night." "Oh hey I'm finally in your little town now." "Yeah... I'll open the window so you can get in." "What?" "My parents are home and sleeping, they may not notice your presence under any circumstances." "Okay during this we gotta keep it down." "So like it's late night and I'm in some small town far away from the city, mind if I sleep here, and get some breakfast tomorrow?" "...Yes."

Well first of all my parents are aware that I'm not a virgin. Secondly your parents must now that you want to live your life too. And lastly, I don't want to question Nick's teaching, but I'm a bit against web dating myself.

Just my cup of tea.

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Luster has made it clear he doesn't want to tell his parents he wants his own life, so web dating is the only option until such time that Luster wants to man up and leave the house on his own.

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HanOfTheNekos | Posted 3/26/2012 4:16:23 PM | message detail | quote
Also, you can't just go to a website asking for sex. That's like buying a prostitute, except instead of being desperate for money, they're desperate for sex.

There are websites where you can make plans to have sex with a girl. There isn't any money involved in that, so it can't be considered prostitution.

Whiskey_Nick | Posted 3/26/2012 11:45:52 PM | message detail | quote
Luster has made it clear he doesn't want to tell his parents he wants his own life, so web dating is the only option until such time that Luster wants to man up and leave the house on his own.

Any kind of dating would have to be put on hold until I am able to live on my own.

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Sorry Luster, but ctes has very valid points. Between the many awkward circumstances you will have to work around and this being your first time trying -- especially with somebody who's basically a stranger if you're doing this online -- there are a lot of obstacles to overcome.

Dating is something your parents should understand quite easily; that's probably how they met! If they don't, well, eventually moving out becomes an even more appealing option.

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Wait

Your parents won't let you date?

How old are you?

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Well, I guess that's the end of this.

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masterplum | Posted 3/28/2012 5:00:06 PM | message detail | quote
Wait

Your parents won't let you date?

How old are you?

I don't know if my parents will allow me to date. Currently, I am 22. The problem with my parents is that they will treat me like I'm still a kid, because I'm still living at home with them.

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Dude, your parents should have no problems letting you go on dates. You aren't hiring prostitutes here

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