Thanks to all who participated!
BEHOLD! The results of the entire contest:
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Pignite Bacon. Spicy and somewhat burnt. Can also be prepared as orange ham.
Vanilluxe Vanilla ice cream. Almost like a milkshake.
Slowpoke Planktons.
Bellsprout Bitter-sweet pepper.
Tauros Buffalo (or premium Angus beef, depending on who you ask).
Doduo - Apparently, it tastes like a lean chicken.
Ludicolo - It seems that Ludicolo tastes like a somewhat salty salad.
Milotic Tastes like a wondrous sea fish of some sort, most likely eel.
Miltank We pretty much all agreed on beef/steak.
Exeggcute - The common answer was some sort of egg-ish taste.
Kingler - King Crab. You have your claws, your legs, etc.
Deerling - Tastes like venison, though the flavor may vary.
Vanillish - Apparently, it tastes like vanilla ice cream. o_O
Tropius - It's actually rather juicy. Fresh Fruit! *twists head*
Octillery - Tastes like octopus, more or less, with maybe a bit of an aftertaste of ink.
Farfetch'd - Duck. Comes with a free leek!
Exeggutor - The taste of coconut wins out on this one. It tastes a bit smoky and contains a hint of egg flavor.
Krabby - Regular crab, but not as tough as Kingler.
Meowth - Uh
It tastes like a rich cat meat?
Pikachu - Were not quite sure what Pikachu meat tastes like. But we do know it gives you a tingling sensation in your mouth. Its a bit tangy, too.
Magikarp - Tastes like a cross between salmon and koi fish. There are a lot of tough scales you have to get through, first.
Magcargo - Ok. Basically, youll be immolated if you eat it, as it is too hot to eat. However, we were able to determine that it tastes like an uber spicy escargot. The shell just tastes like rock.
Delibird Tastes like a penguin, and is actually best served cold. Apparently, the tail is where the real flavor is at. (The Deli is for Delicious!)
Ghastly - We were unable to determine the exact nature of the edible part of a Ghastly. We did figure out that it can poison you if youre not careful. Theories include: a fluffy & bitter tasting substance, a substance that is actually inhaled and might taste sweet like grape sugar, or some sort of a very light jelly.
Zigzagoon - Tastes more or less like a raccoon.
Bidoof Tastes like a woodland critter, likely a beaver. Unfortunately, eating it kills brain cells.
Armaldo Kind of like a cross between a lobster and a shrimp. The shell it tough, though.
Ursaring Bear meat. But you have to kill it first. Its thick, tough, and fatty. The part within the ring is the best part.
Eelektrik It tastes like eel, but it tingles in your mouth. Its also slimy.
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Once again, thank you for making this contest work. And Merry Christmas!
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