Thanks to all who participated!
BEHOLD! The results of the entire contest:
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Pignite – Bacon. Spicy and somewhat burnt. Can also be prepared as orange ham.
Vanilluxe – Vanilla ice cream. Almost like a milkshake.
Slowpoke – Planktons.
Bellsprout – Bitter-sweet pepper.
Tauros – Buffalo (or premium Angus beef, depending on who you ask).
Doduo - Apparently, it tastes like a lean chicken.
Ludicolo - It seems that Ludicolo tastes like a somewhat salty salad.
Milotic – Tastes like a wondrous sea fish of some sort, most likely eel.
Miltank – We pretty much all agreed on beef/steak.
Exeggcute - The common answer was some sort of egg-ish taste.
Kingler - King Crab. You have your claws, your legs, etc.
Deerling - Tastes like venison, though the flavor may vary.
Vanillish - Apparently, it tastes like vanilla ice cream. o_O
Tropius - It's actually rather juicy. Fresh Fruit! *twists head*
Octillery - Tastes like octopus, more or less, with maybe a bit of an aftertaste of ink.
Farfetch'd - Duck. Comes with a free leek!
Exeggutor - The taste of coconut wins out on this one. It tastes a bit smoky and contains a hint of egg flavor.
Krabby - Regular crab, but not as tough as Kingler.
Meowth - Uh… It tastes like a rich cat meat?
Pikachu - We’re not quite sure what Pikachu meat tastes like. But we do know it gives you a tingling sensation in your mouth. It’s a bit tangy, too.
Magikarp - Tastes like a cross between salmon and koi fish. There are a lot of tough scales you have to get through, first.
Magcargo - Ok. Basically, you’ll be immolated if you eat it, as it is too hot to eat. However, we were able to determine that it tastes like an uber spicy escargot. The shell just tastes like rock.
Delibird – Tastes like a penguin, and is actually best served cold. Apparently, the tail is where the real flavor is at. (The “Deli” is for “Delicious!”)
Ghastly - We were unable to determine the exact nature of the “edible” part of a Ghastly. We did figure out that it can poison you if you’re not careful. Theories include: a fluffy & bitter tasting substance, a substance that is actually inhaled and might taste sweet like grape sugar, or some sort of a very light jelly.
Zigzagoon - Tastes more or less like a raccoon.
Bidoof – Tastes like a woodland critter, likely a beaver. Unfortunately, eating it kills brain cells.
Armaldo – Kind of like a cross between a lobster and a shrimp. The shell it tough, though.
Ursaring – Bear meat. But you have to kill it first. It’s thick, tough, and fatty. The part within the ring is the best part.
Eelektrik – It tastes like eel, but it tingles in your mouth. It’s also slimy.
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Once again, thank you for making this contest work. And Merry Christmas!
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