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What better way to celebrate the holidays than with Billy Gunn's King of the Ring reign?

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We've reached 1999, roughly around Fully Loaded I think. Plenty of good stuff from the attitude era, though we have started to voice complaints about some wtf booking going on. Please leave Russo.

Other than that we're hopeful for the future since there's a nice solid foundation for some good stuff. Updates my be a little iffy with the Christms break and all though.


And yes the last topic did purge at 499 posts.

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Shamrock/Blackman at Fully Loaded '99 FTW.

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Taggage.

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Next Sunday A.D. ....

Yeah, Fully Loaded is the next one coming up.

And I can't believe that last topic sat at 499 for 50-some hours and no one stole 500.

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Fully Loaded 1999

Why do we have festive music to start this thing off? This PPV will be the end of an era.

Is Russo finally leaving! Austin just got assaulted, Vince does an ever, ever, ever promo.


You think you know me! You think you know me!


WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Edge (c) vs Jeff Jarrett

Hot damn Debra, that might be taking it too far. Lawler just went crazy for the puppies.

Looks like we've got five titles on the line tonight. Headlock and the crowd wants puppies. Takedowns early on and here's some pushing and shovng.

Edge posing to the crowd and he's starting to get over with the femle crowd. Half-nelson and Jarrett is in trouble, backslide, he gets out of this pinch.

Sunset flip and nearfall. Edge by far the quicker of the two and a very nice suplex. Edge favouring the knee. Not good when Jarrett's a figure four master.

Rollup and Edge crashed right into the ringpost, he's falling apart like a mechano. Jarrett with the Armbar takedown. Stomp by Jarrett and now he's going into taunt mode.

Jeff Jarrett has the sleeper, Gangrel has left the brood. Sleeper's been applied again. Oh wait Edge got kicked out of the Brood.

Edge is starting to fade. Jarrett is now in the sleeper, suplex counter, but Edge counters that into a craddle. Sunset flip, Jarrett nearly reversed it.

They both fall to the ground and Edge's head lands right on the Double J nuts. Countout time by the referee. There was a cover and Jarrett kicks out.

Swinging neckbreaker. Here's another inside craddle, same nearfalls over and over again, tornado DDT and Jarrett's on the ropes now. Edge setting up something but gets thrown over.

LIGHTS OUT! Gangrel is out? Is this Gangrel? No Edge beat the crap out of Gangrel and Jarrett attacks from behind crossbody, reversed and Edge nearly had it.

Jarrett kicks out again from a pin, POWERBOMB! Jarrett still kicks out. SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

Debra's puppies are a distraction, more distractions and Gangrel interference and JARRETT PICKS UP THE WIN!


Austin healing factor, all about those bandaids. AUSTIN TO THE RING AND HE CLEANS HOUSE WITH WITH DOUBLE J. Austin's already bleeding all over already. He's going hunting for the Undertaker.


WWF TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH:

The Acolytes vs The Hardy Boyz (c) and Michael Hayes

You know what I kinda like this new music from the Hardy Boyz. This match is under Acolytes rules which means its apparently 3 on 2.

Plenty of brawling outside the ring. Hayes is somehow still able to go. clothesline on Hayes and the acolytes are stomping hard and Faarooq rams the stairs right into Hayes.

Match has officially started now. Oh my Jeff just went with a sommerset and Matt Hardy's going all flippy on us right now as well. Bradshaw with a fallaway slam, dropkick and craddle from the Hardyz.

Another dropkick, crossbody, baseball slide. Hayes is visibly gassed on the outside of the ring. Triple team time maybe. Double suplex followed by a senton. Bradshaw is just knocking sense into people.

Acolytes have managed to slow down the pace of the match. Big boot by Bradshaw and Hayes needs the hot tag,

Hayes tags out just intime but Jeff takes a powerslam and Bradshaw's in there to just toss Jeff down, they sell death well right now. Faarooq with a cover, but Jeff kicked out. Here's a chokehold, geez look at the size of those eyes.

Oh, this match lacks the DQ rule, Matt Hardy's in there and Jeff is thrown out of the ring, Bradshaw not there, swinging neckbreaker by Matt Hardy. Clothesline knocks him down. Oh geez, suplex right off the top.

Jeff with a cane knocks out Bradshaw, who just got up. Jeff went high risk and the clothesline killed him in midair and Matt Hardy with the save. Double powerbomb for Hayes.

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The belts just changed, all champions are crumbling tonight. Bad omen for Austin?


D'Lo is back to challenge for that european title.


WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:

D'Lo Brown vs Mideon (c)

D'LO! D'LO! D'LO!

D'Lo is just totally passionate about that belt. Get yo ass up boi!

Here comes the hammering and the posing, the crowd is totally into D'Lo right now. Clothesline knocks him out and there's a baseball slide.

Suicide dive and down goes Mideon. Irish whip into the steel stairs. Mideon's the one on offense right now.

Gutwrench and D'lo is almost down and out. Here's a sleeper hold. Mideon fghts dirty with thumbs to the eyes. He's not using his sie advantage according to JR.

D'lo's on the ground and he's getting choked, hard whip, foot up cayces mideon twice. DDT and there's the cover. Jackass fans in the crowd, POWERBOMB!

Here's the legdrop. YOU SUCK! Frog splash connects and D'LO BROWN IS THE CHAMPION!

OUR THIRD TITLE CHANGE OF THE NIGHT.


Al Snow's been tortured by Big Bossman, what a meanie.

WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT!


WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:

Al Snow (c) vs Big Bossman

Big Bossman playing the mindgames with Snow and screwing with his head. Snow is locked up in a trunk. Oh he just got out of it.

Sandbag right in the face. They take it backstage and they've not gone to the ring once. Al Snow throws a box, here's a low blow by Bossman.

Bossman's being foul mouthed here tonight. Steel plate right to the head and here's the hot coffee. Garbage can and here's a suplex right on the table.

Flurry of punches by Bossman who asks Snow if it still hurts. Oh my Bossman's in the golf cart but it doesn't work. Here are a couple of stomps. Whipping with the belt.

Choking of the Hardcore champion, he's being slammed into the wall. Uppercut and a headbutt by Snow.

Looks like he just reached a second wind, but the voices in his head activated. Bulldog right on the concrete, but Snow just kicked out, I have never seen a man kick out from the concrete.

Hubcap to the face by Snow. Traffc cone, low blow and here's the knee. Al snow just got bricked, but he's still kicking out.

They nearly got run over and Snow gets slammed right into a sign. Oh my look at that, bottle smashed on top of his face. Bossman is handcuffing Snow, how the hell is he going to pin him now.

Big Bossman makes Snow pretty much pass out to pick up the win. 4/4 on title changes tonight.


oh no, the next match is going to feature some hard hitters. Kane's more loyal to X-Pac than to The Undertaker.


SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Hardcore Holly

The Big Show vs Kane

I've always liked this version of the theme.

Fight starts with some right hands and show just tossing Kane from a military press position.

Kane's right back up though and dodges a right, they trade headbutts. No steel steps there, so off the ringpost it is.

Holly gettin in Kane's face, Big show with the clothesline. Slap by the big show. Kane's in a pinch in the corner.

Knockdowns again and Kane takes a knee down low. Headbutt by the big show. The pace here is very pedestrian.

Big boot right in the face of Big Show. Powerslam by Show on Kane. Hardcore Holly practically coaching show.

Elbow drop misses, Kane with all the right hands he can come up with. Whip DDT! Holly is not happy, then again is he ever happy.

Flying clothesline and down goes Show. Chokeslam time! But Hardcore Holly with a chop block and Show wins. Yeah he never wins clean. X-Pac runs in to take out Holly.

Oh hey look Undertaker runs in to beat up on him, wait are Big Show and Undertaker a team now?


Austin just found the Undertaker and is assaulting him. He's now bleeding all over.

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IRON CIRCLE MATCH:

Steve Blackman vs Ken Shamrock

This is an unsanctioned match. Well the lighting for this is absolutely terrible. They're battling on top of cars. Look at all that broken glass already.

Shamrock may already be bleeding. We can't even see Blackman, oh there he is and he's got a chain. Shamrock was made to bounce. Trashcan on deck and Blackman's totally down.

Here's the chain wrapped around Shamrock's fist and here's a knockdown blow. He's snapped already. Blackman being choked by the chain. Looks like Blackman has been choked out.

Well we got a winner.


Chyna and Mr. Ass delivering their customary bad promos.

This next match is for the rights to the name Degeneration-X


Chyna and Mr. Ass vs X-Pac and Road Dogg

I thought D-X was an anti-establishment stable, why would they have such a corporate, business like model to their rights and merchandises?

They always been businessmen? JR mentioning Lawler's experience with litigation.

Chyna against Road Dogg early on. Road Dogg is being outpowered, but he gets a dropkick and the King of the ring is being embarrassed. Chyna rolls out of danger.

Billy with the jabs and Dogg hits him with some jabs. Chyn witha hard clothesline, Tim White so blind. Billy Gunn stomping away.

Boot to the throat by Chyna, X-Pac still not in, kick to the back followed up by an elbow. Hard knee by Billy Gunn and Road Dogg's in trouble.

Jackhammer by Mr. Ass and he crotch chops. Raised boot and down goes Mr. Ass. Here's X-Pac. plenty of martial arts kicks. The two heels just stomp away on poor old X-Pac.

Powerslam by Chyna, X-Pac kicks out and Road Dogg wants the hot tag. Chyna is down! they're both tagging out and Road Dogg beats Billy to the punch and now jabs away at Chyna.

Knee by Billy Gunn, but here's the pump handle slam by Road Dogg and HERE'S THE WIN FOR FOR ROAD DOGG!


Cool video package for Triple H vs The Rock.

The Rock: "THEY KEPT YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BECAUSE YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK"

Yeah, The Rock's promo here is pretty spectacular.

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STRAP MATCH:

Triple H vs The Rock

The Rock just took some girl's camera, takes pictures and whacks him with it before handing it back. Head bouncing off the table. Action moves to the spanish announce table.

Triple H knocks down The Rock and brings him back to the middle of the ring, JR and Lawler discuss their title picture hopes. Lawler laughs when JR suggests Stone Cold will never be in the title picture anymore should he lose.

None of the wrestlers here have tried to use the strap as a lethal weapon. Back to the outside and Triple H's head bounces off the steel steps.

To the crowd they go, over the barricade and Triple H is sort of just rolling backwards and falling into the sea of bodies. He pushes The Rock back and right hands to the back of the head.

Triple H is the first to really start using the strap for whippiing purposes. The Rock drops him on the steel railing. They head further back and here's an irish whip right into the stage prop.

Rocky is down but the crowd keeps chanting his name, here's some more whipping for the government mule.

Lawler: "How many mules does the government own?"

Suplex by Helmsley and on the concrete he lands, this is pinfalls count anywhere, Savage would so love this kind of match.

Back to the ring they go, but first here's some more action on the steel steps. Rock getting hammered in the corner, he strikes back with right hands knee by Helmsley.

Running high knee by Helmsley and here's Chyna. ROCK BOTTOM! THE ROCK WITH THE COVER, CHYNA IS DISTRACTING THE REF. LOW BLOW!

Both men are down and the ref s counting, Helmsley gets up and unloads right hands in the corner. Helmsley with the strap around the throat of The Rock.

The Rock is fading and the crowd is getting restless. The Rock just jerked the the strap and brings Helmsley down with him. Count is up to six and now both men start to get up. Strap clobbers Helmsley and SAMOAN DROP!

Kickout by Helmsley! Rock gets dumped out through the middle rope, the strap is no longer around Triple H's wrist. Helmsley with the chair and he gets struck in the midsection and now the back. The Rock gets to use the strap as a whip here.

To the ring they go kick to the gut, Rock kicks to the gut and DDT! Diistraction, Billy Gunn with a club, BULLCRAP!

ROCK KICKED OUT! SUCK IT BILLY GUNN! Triple H hits The Rock and sets up for the pedigree, LOW BLOW! BODYSLAM! POSITION'S RIGHT HERE!

HERE IT COMES THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, IT'S OVER! NO! OF COURSE IT AIN'T OVER! BILLY WITH THE INTERFERENCE, ROCK BOTTOM, HELMSLEY WITH THE PEDIGREE AND AWW SNAP HE WINS!

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The video package here is all about this being the end of an era.

Vince is joining the announce table.


MAIN EVENT:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

FIRST BLOOD MATCH:

The Undertaker vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (c)

Remember the first man to bleed loses! Austin went in early but Undertaker goes for some headshots.

Undertaker got struck down by a resurgent Austin, the assaultis blocked and Undertaker is striking away.

The two men are doing their best to protect their stiches. First time you really see anything close to defensive tactics by Austin.

Undertaker blocks a head to the steps move. Shot by Undertaker sends him over the barricade, steel steps get tossed at Austin's direction.

Austin is down and thecrowd pats his back, Austin's fighting back with some heavy strikes and right hand right into Stone cold's abdomen.

Back in to the outside of the ring they go and Vince is now angry as hell, righthand by Undertaker to the jaw, to the stitches they go and Austin fights back with right hands.

Uppercut swingsthe momentum again towards The undertaker and right in the corner they fight, Undertaker stomping away. Knee and elbows by Undertaker.

Chokehold by Undertaker, gonna make him bleed, missed big boot and Austin stomps away on Taker's legs. brief pause and here comes another set of stomps, uppercut and a forearm to counter.

CHOPBLOCK! Down goes The Undertaker and his legs are getting worked over by Austin in this match. Austin gets kicked all the way to the concrete.

Here we go for some crowd surfing. Austin sure gets pushed around. On the spanish announce table, Undertaker goes for some headshots and Austin is ramming Undertaker's face right into the steel steps.

Mic cords are choking The Undertaker. Vince is panicking. This has been a hell of a fast paced match for big men. UNDERTAKER TRIPED ON THE REFEREE AND IS TIED TO THE ROPES.

AUSTIN JUST TOOK OUT A STEEL CHAIR, HERE'S SHANE AND HE JUST GOT CLOBBERED RIGHT IN THE HEAD! Undertaker with a kick to save the match. STUNNER! STUNNER! VINCE IS ATTACKING AUSTIN! HE GETS DOWNED!

Both men have chairs and Undertaker gets his shot in first. The referee's knocked out again here's the big shot and wait what, X-Pac just ran in and gave a kick to the chair right into Undertaker's head.

CAMERA SHOT TO THE FACE BY AUSTIN! Shane runs back in and gets nailed, Undertaker is beeding! Vince can't believe it. Referee sees the blood and gets murdered after calling for the bell.

STUNNER ON UNDERTAKER, STUNNER ON VINCE! Here's Triple H, Austin's Summerslam opponent, HERE COMES THE ROCK! Undertaker chairshots Austin, man what are we waiting for, when's the fatal fourway between these four guys happening.

Austin and The Undertaker are brawling, both men are bleeding and Undertaker kills Shane. This brawl is continuing.

Stone Cold says goodbye to Vince, WITH A STUNNER!


Show Rating: ****

Star of the Show: Stone Cold Steve Austin

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And then we never saw Vince McMahon as an on-screen character ever again.

Acolytes lost the Tag Titles to the team they originally won them from, Kane & X-Pac.

Jeff Jarrett lost his Intercontinental Title again, this time to D'Lo Brown! D'Lo is the first EuroContinental Champion!

WWE Champion: Steve Austin
Tag Team: Kane/X-Pac
Intercontinental: D'Lo Brown
European: D'Lo Brown
Hardcore: The Big Boss Man
Women's: Ivory
Light Heavyweight: Gillberg

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Also that IC Title win at Fully Loaded by Jarrett broke the record. He and Razor Ramon were tied with 4 IC Title reigns each, now Jarrett is the all-time record holder with 5 IC Title reigns.

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I'm feeling good for a run at the next PPV.

might not finish it but i should get through a fair chunk of it, I'm loving this D'Lo push though.

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Fully Loaded 1999

"End of an era" is the theme, I guess Austin is supposed to lose his title, according to Vince, ending his era as champ.

Edge vs. Jeff Jarrett

A good series of holds and reversals starts this, but the crowd only cares about puppies. Nice spinning heel kick from Edge.

A series of near falls from Edge now. A cradle, a backslide, a sunset flip, just a good series of exchanges with these two.

Jarrett's outside with the belt like he wants to leave, but it just lures Edge out into a trap.

Edge tries a jump over Jarrett now, and his leg got hurt. This is a good setup for the figure four leg lock. Here's a try at it, Edge counters into a rollup cover for a two count.

Oh, apparently Gangrel ditched Edge. So Brood is now Christian and Gangrel?

Sleeper hold for Jarrett. Edge finally counters and tries a couple rollup covers. Time for the inadvertant nutshot spot.

Edge's leg injury seems to have magically disappeared in favor of an arm injury. Edge screams to go for the spear and Jarrett dodges. Oh hey lights are out, Gangrel attacks Edge.

Wait the lights come on and Gangrel's on the ground, Edge stopped him.

Edge counters a crossbody into a cover, now counters a sunset flip cover. And a powerbomb, but Jarrett kicks out yet again. Hey here's the spear.

Debra distracts, and Gangrel is back up to knock out Edge. Jarrett with a side russian leg sweep and the cover, he's got the belt back.

Austin runs out to the ring and gives Jarrett a stunner, what.

The Acolytes vs. Hardy Boyz & Michael Hayes

The Hardys ditch their shirts and belts right at the entranceway. All four men fighting out here, Michael Hayes getting in on the action some. Acolytes use the stairs and come out of this exchange for the better.

Jeff Hardy with a suicide dive over the top onto Bradshaw, and now Matt with a moonsault to the outside.

Now the Hardys are double teaming Bradshaw with some drop kicks. Outside again, and here's a baseball slide.

Here's the crouch and launch double team move. And now Michael Hayes is at it again, helping with a double suplex. Rules don't apply to tag matches some days.

Faarooq with a slam and he doesn't know what corner to stand in.

Jeff interrupts a power bomb, and Hayes is tagged in. He's good at getting beat up these days.

Oh man, Jeff climbs to the top rope and is picked up and dropped by Bradshaw.

Somehow the ring floods, illegal men are getting covers counted. Bradshaw suplexes Matt down from the top rope. Jeff breaks a wooden cane over Bradshaw's head, but he's not out.

Another double team springboard, and Bradshaw just destroys Jeff. This is just like the spot with Edge last PPV, looks just as viscious.

Hayes gets caught with a double powerbomb and loses the belt for his tag team.

Two matches, and two heels stealing belts. This'll get the crowd pumped.

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D-Lo wants the European belt back!

D-Lo Brown vs. Mideon

This starts out as a slugfest, and Mideon is taking more than he's giving.

Mideon's got a sleeper hold on and his full sleeves of tattoos are on display here. Whoa, who is that mustached man on his left arm? Is it a tattoo of himself? Of Rick Rude?

Nothing like some Dennis Knight to take the life out of a good card.

D-Lo getting some slaps on here, crowd WOOOOs and D-Lo feeds on the energy.

Mideon with sustained offense now. Some people in the crowd are chanting "boring". You'd think this being chanted in almost all of this guy's matches would trigger something with the bookers.

D-Lo hits his powerbomb and leg drop. Now a frog splash and he gets the European belt back.

Oh no, a spike has been driven through head WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT

Al Snow vs. Big Bossman

Al Snow's mind is killing him, he wants Bossman to hit him. Bossman starts smacking head as Snow screams, haha.

Snow gets closed in a storage case, but this is no casket match.

Backstage they go, a cameraman takes a tumble. Bossman is terrible at censoring himself.

Hot coffee everywhere. "God damn that's hot." That's how we know it's hot.

Bossman finds a down marker. A hit on first down, switched to 4th down and it's punt time. Bossman wants to drive a golf cart but can't start it.

Even potted plants are fair game in this match. Bossman chokes Snow with a belt. Through a door that says "alarm will sound". No alarm.

It's still daylight in Buffalo as they head to the streets. There's only about... 5 observers out here. Bossman hits Snow with a brick, but no pin.

Into the road, a car beeps at them. Bossman breaks a bottle and cuffs Snow to a fence. Bossman pins him against the fence and the ref will let this count. Boooo.

Big Show vs. Kane

Hardcore Holly is the guest ref for some reason. He also wants the bell rung to start the match about 20 seconds after the bell was rung.

Big Show can lift Kane and throw him out of the ring.

Kane is selling pretty heavily for Big Show. Irish whip and a big boot, and Kane's done nothing but take hits and fall.

Holly's insulting Big Show's intelligence now, which is something considering Holly's earlier gaffe.

Kane with a DDT and a flying clothesline, finally some offense. He sets up a chokeslam, and Holly interferes with Kane?

Big Show with his own choke slam, Holly a quick 3 count. X-Pac runs out, but Undertaker also runs out to chokeslam X-Pac and beat up Kane.

Oh, now Steve Austin attacks Undertaker backstage. Undertaker's head is cut open.

Iron Circle Match: Steve Blackman vs. Ken Shamrock

The hell is an iron circle? Oh, they fight in a parking garage amidst a circle of cars and other wrestlers.

They're fighting on top of a car's hood right away. Blackman just kicked through a car window.

Blackman finds a chain, he misses a swing and Shamrock gets a punch in.

Now Blackman tries using a tire iron but misses and breaks a window. They go into darkness behind the cars, I hear more broken glass. Shamrock comes back in hitting Blackman with a garbage can.

Shamrock wraps the chain around his fist and punches Blackman a bunch with it. Now he chokes out Blackman with the chain, Shamrock gets a win.

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Billy Gunn & Chyna vs. X-Pac & Road Dogg

Somehow these guys are using the same music. Poor Road Dogg has to fight Chyna again. Also, this should be a real hoot.

Road Dogg drop kicks Chyna and she bumps into Billy twice.

Billy's fighting his former tag partner now. Chyna's back in already though, and she's looking hesitant about spots.

Road Dogg getting beat by Billy again, but he gets a boot and Billy flops so hard. X-Pac finally tagged in, he kicks a bunch.

Now X-Pac is stuck in the ring, this is exactly like the first part of the match.

Chyna does some backflips for fun and X-Pac levels her.

All four in the ring, X-Pac with some bronco busters, Road Dogg slams Billy and this finally ends.

King of the Ring reign working out real well for Billy so far.

Recap of the HHH/Rock feud, winner becomes #1 contender.

Leather strap match: HHH vs. The Rock

Does HHH have new music? It doesn't sound familiar.

Rock with another classic interview. Michael Cole's shirt costs 25 cents.

Rock's attacking HHH before even getting the strap on his arm. Ha, Rock steals a fan's camera and takes a picture of HHH.

They find their way to the spanish announce table. Savio Vega is doing commentary these days. The table stays in one piece.

No corner touching in this one, the strap is just there to cause damage. So are the stairs as HHH goes face first into them. And now into the crowd. Wal-Mart getting tons of free advertising with a sign here.

They each take turns throwing each other into a steel barricade now.

Lots of "ROCKY" chants in this match, every couple minutes.

Rock suplexes HHH on the concrete, two count. Into more steel barricades.

After HHH whips with the straps, the two are trading blows until HHH hits a jumping knee. Chyna is walking on out.

Rock with a rock bottom, but Chyna's got the ref distracted.

HHH wants to go to the corner, ha, he has to jump the ropes to keep the strap untangled. He's choking Rock with the strap. Rock fights back and pulls down HHH.

Rock using the strap now, and here's a samoan drop. HHH takes the strap off his arm, he's not supposed to do that.

Over by the timekeeper goes HHH to grab a chair, but Rock's hitting him with a strap first. DDT in the ring now from Rock.

Billy Gunn runs in and hits Rock with a piece of wood or something, but Rock still kicks out after two.

A low blow from Rock, slam in the middle. There's the elbow, but Billy pulls him off. Billy gets rock bottomed, but then HHH hits a pedigree and wins.

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If Austin loses this next match, he can't try for the title again, and if he wins, then he won't see Vince ever again. Why do I feel the outcome of this won't hold true.

Vince gets to be a guest commentator.

First Bloos Match: Undertaker vs. Steve Austin

They start fighting over by the railings, both going for head punches for the recent cuts.

Both men take turns blocking stair shots. Austin's knocked into the crowd, Taker throws some stairs. They almost hit security guards and fans as Austin dodges. Now Austin grabs the stairs, but is stopped.

Undertaker keeps trying to pry off Austin's stitches.

Some kicks from Austin, he's getting the big guy down. Now he hits a chop block.

Austin's flipped into the crowd again, Vince says he's bleeding. He's not facing the ref or cameras though, can't tell. Nope, not bleeding.

Taker grabs another chair, Austin runs from the chair until he can trip Taker.

Whoops, ref gets in the way of Taker and he's down. Austin wants a stunner, Taker trips under the ref and gets tangled in the ropes, what. I feel like this segment didn't flow well at all, Hebner was in bad placement or something.

Shane runs out to stop Austin, Austin hits him with a chair. Taker gets untangled.

A stunner from Austin! Taker's down, Vince hobbles to the ring on his crutches to stop Austin. But Vince gets decked in the face. Taker and Austin both have chairs.

X-Pac runs out and kicks Undertaker in the face. Austin grabs a TV camera and hits Taker in the face. Taker's face is bleeding.

Extra stunner for Undertaker, and one for Vince. HHH runs out to beat up Austin, Rock's here to fight HHH more. Taker hits Austin with a chair, I see Austin blade and ditch it under the ring and both guys are bleeding. They can't be broken apart.

Star of the PPV: Steve Austin

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Summerslam 1999


We got ourselves a nice little opening package featuring Stone Cold's life at the top of the WWF hierarchy.

Hey look there's some weird blonde kid with a crazy hairstyle bossing Howard Finkel around. His name's Chris Jericho or something.


WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Jeff Jarrett vs D'Lo (c)

Crowd is popping big time for Debra, they want puppies. Jarrett sends Debra to the back, but hey she's back with D'Lo.

Jarrett's had enough of this and he attacks D'Lo first, D'lo using hip tosses and forearms. Powerslam and Lawler's going bananas.

D'Lo with a powerbomb, only a two count. Sleeper hold applied already. They fight to the outside and Jarrett nails D'lo right on the stairs.

Over the barricade they go. D'Lo crashes right into the ringpost, head bounces off the turnbuckle. Crowd is chanting for D'Lo and here's an armbreaker by Jarrett.

Crowd wants more puppies. D'Lo setups up the running powerbomb an gets it! Both men are down, but D'Lo gets up and here's a slam and a heel kick, bodyslam and a legdrop.

Kickout by Jarrett, fight back from Jarrett, but here's a slam and the frog splash incoming, but Jarrett avoids. Debra distracts, Jarrett with the guitar, Henry takes it and goes behind D'Lo and wrecks him.

D'lo just got screwed! Double J, Mark Henry and Debra were allworking together.


Tag scramble for the title on Raw! Edge and Christian will start things off.


TAG TEAM SCRAMBLE MATCH:


Edge and Christian vs The Hardy Boyz

The Hardyz have new music and it sounds swell. The new brood on deck with Gangrel and they're all the ring here. This is really damn quick to start off.

Side russian legsweep by Edge on Matt. Christian with a cover, whip and heel kick, Jeff comes in and gets hits, cheap shot by Gangrel. Matt Hardy teams up with Jeff to plant Christian.

Off come the shirts, springboard splash by Jeff and here's a clothesline by Matt. Cover, but a kickout. Suplex and Senton bomb and Edge with the save. Double reverse DDT by Christian.

Edge gets the hot tag and they've dumped both men outside the ring and Jeff went flying, Christian goes flying, Matt goes flying. Lawler genuinely likes both teams. Face first goes Matt, here's an elbow drop by Christian and they pickup the win.


Edge and Christian vs Viscera and Mideon

Pace slows down, Viscera gets a fallaway slam an here's a double elbow drop. Splash by mideon misses. Edge runs in and he quickens the pace. Heel kick by Viscera.

Edge tricks em into hitting each other, spear on mideon and out they go.


Edge and Christian vs Droz and Prince Albert

Droz is starting off quick, in comes Albert and he rushes, Edge goes out of the way. Neckbreaker by Albert, Droz runs and gets thrown out, chopblock by Christian, Downward spiral by Edge on Albert.

that'll be enough.

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Edge and Christian vs The Acolytes

Action's moving along real quick here tonight and big powerbomb by Bradshaw. Faarooq with a biig right hand. Heel kick by Edge and here's Bradshaw and stomps on Edge.

Bradshaw is brawling. Suplex and a cover, nearfall. Stomp by Faarooq, slowest section by far here.

Sleeper by Faarooq, spinebuster and Faarooq going for arrogant covers.

EDGE WITH A DDT! Dropkick by Christian on Bradshaw, Faarooq is taken care of and Faarooq pulls on Christian's leg, he still gets a tornado DDT on Bradshaw, double team and kickout.

clothesline from hell this is over.


The Acolytes vs The Hollies

Spinebuster, Hardcore from behind and shoulder block by the football stars. Suplex and the Hollies are right back in this.

Crash runs in like a maniac and gets chopped for his troubles. Here's Badshaw with a neckbreaker and a cover, nearfall.

Bodyshots and the holly cousins are beating each other up, Spinebuster and the Acolytes will be challenging for the titles on RAW tomorrow.


Big Show and Taker are backstage.

Al Snow is backstage with his dog.


OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

Road Dogg talks about wanting the Hardcore title and COUNTDOWN!!!

LIGHTS OUT!

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Lawler is getting really hyped for this.

Jericho: "I AM THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N' ROLLA!"

Look at him go with his high energy promo. Jericho's not impressed by Dogg's spelling skills.

Road Dogg looks like he could cry, man don't let this newcomer just upstage you! Fight for your honor! You're like the top D-X member left.

Teddy Long's on deck in the ring. Road Dogg is going to join the commentary table and after one suck it Y2J is crying. Road Dogg is too poor to afford a computer, I hear Window 98 is pretty damn good.


WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT!


WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:

Al Snow vs Big Bossman (c)

Road Dogg is going to be calling the match with a mic, he's terrible at improvised colour commentary.

Big Bossman with some big shots and oh hey he's got Pepper the dog. Al Snow with the blackboard and he smashed it on Bossman's head.

Crutch shot! Head rammed right into the pepsi vendng machine, its empty. well that machine's broke. Snow's asking them to open the door and they bring this fight to the outside.

Heel kick, WWF match filming, using Bourne movie camera tricks way before they were made. They are going indoors, some idiot was in the way. People still yelling head!

Broomsticks shatter and to the restrooms they go! Urinal cakes are being used. Some head banging on the walls. Al Snow got a chain. Random customers giving chains for choking purposes.

Moonsault off the bar. Bossman survives andhere come the uppercuts and where, oh pool hall! Road Dogg uses a nightstick to kill the Bossman and AL SNOW WINS THE TITLE BACK!

Huh, Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie were handling pepper and down they go.


Hey look Mankind is back!

LION'S DEN IS BACK!

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WWF WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH:

Ivory (c) vs Tori

Right off the bat we see some running and a powerslam. Ivory bails, pulls leg and goes all aggressive.

Ivory with an elbow and here's a kick to the gut by Tori, snap suplex and another suplex and some kicks followed by the dropkick.

Cover and nope. Here's a chop. Plenty of hair pulling. What was that a spear? This was more like a walkinghug.

There we go suplex released midair. Crossbody and not enough. Botched sunset flip.

This match is horrible! Ivory picks up the win from what looked like a terrible botch.

Ivory's trying to tear off Tori's outfit and what the hell Luna's here!


The Rock's here at summerslam. Rocky interviewing Michael Cole. Billy Gunn has someone under a sheet.

This means my eyes will have to be blown out.


LION'S DEN WEAPONS MATCH:

Steve Blackman vs Ken Shamrock

Only pride is at stake here. Given how badly they've been pushing Shamrock his pop tonight is pretty darn huge. IF they really wanted him to be champion he'd be money.

Blackman's got the nunchuks and right in the knee and face. Takedown by Shamrock, here come the submissions! Shamrock has the weapons and Blackman outsmarts Shamrock.

ARMBAR! High Knees! Shamrock's taking over in this match. Shamrock climbs the cage for a kendo stick and he's not afraid to use it.

Plenty of hard whips right into the cage. Lethal Weapon's got sticks and he's been stickiing them right into Shamrock's ribs. Blackman is choking Shamrock out, more cheers!

Shamrock climbs the cage and uses the elevation for some strikes. Powerslam by Shamrock and roundhouse exchanges, enziguri by Blackman. More stick action and Shamrock got struck right in the head.

My goodness he must surely be concussed. BLACKMAN SUCKS! BLACKMAN SUCKS! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Shamrock goes wild and here's the stick. Blackman is being snapped in half here!

This is why I love Ken Shamrock, he's totally insane like rival WCW wrestler Goldberg. Shamrock wins this!


THIS IS A TEST!

THIS IS A TEST!

HGRFEGTKJBRGBKGRBKPGR


STREET FIGHT:

Test vs Shane McMahon

Test's relationship with Stephanie is on the line here. He's already wiped out the mean street posse. Hey look the posse's here all of them injured.

Takedown on the outside by Test and here's a spear by Shane in the ring, they brawl right in the center of the ring. Test is giving Shane some hardshots, huge backdrop.

The posse are on a couch! Test kicks down the stairs, geez he really is so damn big. Clothesline by Shane and he jumps but gets caught in a powerslam.

Well there's some interference, but Test press slams Shane right into the posse, Stephanie is shown laughing backstage, trash can on everyone! Posse gangs up on Test, I thought they were injured!

Mailbox on Test and here's the Do not Enter sign! Shot from a shot of the posse! Test kicked out! Leapfrog and a reverse elbow. Shane wanted a corkscrew moonsault but it failed.

leapfrog into a POWERBOMB! Distraction though so Shane kicks out! BIG BOOT, MISSES SHANE RIGHT INTO THE REF! Shane's back is taking some serious punishment here. The Posse are all running in for the triple teaming.

Poor spanish announce table. Shane with a leap of faith elbow and here'sthe crash. Stephanie is in shock and awe. Shane with a cover and Test kicks out! Crowd really getting into this one.

Each kickout Test has makes the crowd just roar and here come the stooges! THE STOOGES ARE BACK KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES! BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF JOEY!

PUMP HANDLE! POWERSLAM! TEST GOING UP! ELBOW DROPAND HERE'S THE THREE COUNT! Test and Stephanie the new power couple! This is the start of one long relationship.

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Kane using the damn voicebox which is hurting my ears. Well I've never seen such a long video package for a tag-team match.


WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Kane and X-Pac vs The Big Show and The Undertaker

Just what the hell is that crazy ass theme for The Showtaker? All four men brawl. X-Pac is the one against The Undertaker, but he tags in the younger brother. X-Pac gets in somecheap shots.

X-Pac is dominating The Undertaker. Kane saves X-Pac from a chokeslam . Big Red with a jumping clothesline, Big show pulls Kane off. DDT byThe Undertaker and Kane gets up. Big Show comes in and here are the big slaps.

Elbow catches Show, but the big boot and the big elbow leave Kane on the floor. Sit up! Series of knees being dropped and here's an elbow. Powerslam by the Big Show. Irish whip and Undertaker is dominating.

X-Pac with the hot tag and he dominates and cleans house with The Undertaker, Big Show stops X-Pac dead in his tracks. Show dropping X-Pac right on the barricade. Big Show dropping his down low. Bodyslam and here's a kneedrop.

X-Pac no sells, gets up and start kicking away, bear hug, oh wait looks like X-Pac is going to power out, CHOKESLAM! Kane with the save. Big Show signalling for the Chokeslam. X-Pac with a low blow.

Here's The Undertaker and a low blow by X-Pac, Kane runs in with several uppercuts and clotheslines. Hard Irish whip. Spinning heelkick by X-Pac and he rams Undertaker into the ringpost.

Bronco buster on Big show, he's angry and here's the chokeslam, not enough to pin the overpowered X-Pac. Undertaker tags himself inand unloads and here Tombstones X-Pac. FINALLY it works and we got ourselves new champions.


Out comes Billy Gunn with person under the sheet, turns out it was just an ugly whale.


KISS MY ASS MATCH:

Mr. Ass vs The Rock

Mr. Ass starts out hot on the offensive. The Rock goes crazy with his right hands. Billy Gunn starting to get overwhelmed by all those right hands.

Some Vikings in the crowd. Apparently there are no count outs in Kiss my ass matches. Billy gunn gets whipped into the Lion's Den. Back to the ring they go.

Irish whip into the stairs, Rock has been floored. Rock takes the crown and then smacks Mr. Ass and here's a waterjet. Ringbell gets rammed right into The Rock's head.

Chokehold by The Rock and the let's go Rocky chants are in full swing. Clothesline, neckbreaker by Billy Gunn. Rock is in the corner and here comes Billy Gunn and there a splash.

Rock explodes, Billy stops him with an elbow, DDT! SAMOAN DROP by The Rock! oh man nearly a Rock Bottom. BUT FAMEASSER! The Whale rolls into the ring and she sticks out her ass and Billy Gunn rams the face into her ass.

ROCK BOTTOM! HERE'S THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! FINALLY! IT'S GONNA WORK! ONE! TWO! THREE! IT WORKED! IT FINALLY GODDAMNED WORKED!

THE ROCK WON VIA PEOPLE'S ELBOW!

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Here's the Video package for tonight's Triple Threat. Chyna was the #1 contender for a while. geez this sure is a complicated buildup.

After all of that they didn't explain how Jesse Ventura fit into all of this.


MAIN EVENT:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Mankind vs Triple H vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (c)


Wait what Triple H is coming out in chain mail? Ventura telling Chyna to not cause aany trouble. Austin's getting a reaction that makes the other two look like midcarders.

Right we go, Mankind stays out of trouble and he pulls Helmsley's leg from the outside, on to the announce table they go. Whip into a clothesline, Triple H has been taking tables and stairs already.

Triple H ping pong! Down he goes, Mankind wants teamwork out of the two, they hug and a handshake offer. Of course the rattlesnake wouldn't take it.

But Mankind can take care of himself. Chyna getting ready for a sneak attack on Mankind, into the post he goes. Austin and Helmsley keep brawling.

Helmsley taking a chair, poor Jesse he's being outstretched. Mankind with the right hands. Quick right hands killing Helmsley. Mandible claw already, Chyna pulls the leg of Mick Foley. The Body is ejecting Chyna. Austin runs in and takes out Triple H.

Triple H working over that knee and where's Mankind? He's still down and out! Chopblock and down goes Austin, both knees are braced. Some stomps from Triple H. Mankind pushes Triple H aside to stomp Austin.

they decide to both stomp Austin together. Double team and down he goes. Mankind directing traffic, here's the legdrop, Triple H breaks the cover and the mini alliance breaks down.

Mankind launches himself at Helmsley who avoids him, Austin's rushing back in. Helmsley was thrown back over and Austin rammed into the steps. Austin and Mankind brawling, Austin with a low blow on Triple H.

Pedigree incoming, block and hee's a catapult. STUNNER! BUT HELMSLEY BRINGS IN A CHAIR! Chairshot to Mankind, Ventura refuses to count it. You don't win triple threats via chairshots under Jesse rules. Looks like the two of them are going to get it on.

In comes Shane! There's plenty of arguing, so Austin ends it with a Stunner on Shane McMahon. He's been using coarse language all night.

Austin with the whip and double clothesline, can Mankind capitalize on bohof them being down! HERE'S SOCKO! Count up to eight and the Target is, DOUBLE MANDIBLE CLAW! Pedigree attempt! CLOTHESLINE KNOCKS HIM OUT!

Knees, STUNNER, TRIPLE H HAS BEEN STUNNERED, MICK FOLEY BREAKS THE COUNT! Helmsley sets up and NAILS THE PEDIGREE, SAVE BY FOLEY! DOUBLE ARM DDT ON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

HOT DAMN NEW CHAMPION! WHAT THE DAMN HELL MICK FOLEY, MANKIND JUST BECAME THE NEW CHAMPION! Totally looked like this was going to be Triple H's night but MANKIND IS THE WINNER!

Triple H is furious and is hitting Austin on the knees with that chair. Here's Chyna chasing off the referees. Austin's legs are gone. Slaughter gets nailed from the apron.


Show Rating: ***

Star of the Show: Mankind

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Unforgiven 1999

What the hell is up with his intro.

Well what, all the refs are on strike!


HELLO LADIES!


Val Venis vs Steve Blackman

Val brought a bag of tools, I assume its got Steve Blackman's weapons. Well Blackman's got new entrance music.

But he's knocked down by Val Venis and gets worked on in the corner. Blackman rushes, gets pushed, Venis misses an elbow.

To the outside they go and some hitting on the apron. Blackman goes to the outside. Irish whip and Val Venis is down.

Blackman's flexing and he stomps, forearms by Val and down he goes, Blackman reverses the situation and goes for a chinlock.

Trades and here's an elbow drop, side russian legsweep and time for Val to taunt, more right hands. Bulldog by Val and here's a DDT.

The Moneyshot incoming and he picks up the win. Steve Blackman sure sucks on PPV. Well he's got a kendo stick so he's standing tall at the end here.

Head of security with a takedown.


D'Lo and Mark Henry video package. It looks incredibly dated already.

New chick doing interviews, Lillian Garcia gets told summat by Henry and she slaps Henry.


WWF EUROPEAN TITLE:

Mark Henry (c) vs D'Lo

Henry tells us there won't be a match tonight. He blames the Lillian slap.

D'Lo comes in and he ain't having none of it, he just unloads everything he's got. Bell rings so its official.

Whip and military press countered HOT DAMN POWERBOMB! D'Lo showing some impressive power! From the top rope and D'Lo complains to the ref.

Henry hung himself off the top rope and D'Lo brown goes flying. Crowd is chanting for D'Lo! Press slam and down goes D'Lo.

Slow count and D'lo kicks out, Henry's favouring the head. Scoop slam and he's setting up for a big clothesline. Here's some flexing.

D'lo is having to elbow a lot but Henry tosses him aside and whoa, Henry can run! Crossbody by D'Lo almost got a surprise pin.

slam by Henry and there's a legdrop. Mark Henry struggling as D'lo gets a second wind, he can't quite get Henry down for the three count though.

Couple of punches by Henry and D'lo with the POWERBOMB AND FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP D'LO REGAINS THE BELT!


The Acolytes are having a promo and some dude gets beaten up backstage.


WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Jeff Jarrett (c) vs Chyna

Jarrett ain't wasting any time, he won't let himself lose to a woman. Chyna might be stronger than Jarrett, oh hey low blow.

Looks like Jarrett is badmouthing Miss Kitty. Chyna's kickouts send Jarrett flying. Whip and ducked followed by a dropkick. Lawler really likes Miss Kitty.

Whip and Chyna gets a clothesline on Jeff Jarrett. Here's the incoming superplex and a pin, nearfall. Rush and it fails, Armbreaker by Jarrett and Chyna sells like death.

Sleeper applied by Jarrett! Chyna with a suplex making the crowd pop. Big right hands and a powerslam, Jarrett kicks out! POWERBOMB! She's been close to winning.

Now Jarrett with a powerbomb, he goes for the figure four but gets kicked right out of the ring. Jarrett goes facefirst into a steel chair. Backdrop onto the spanish announce table.

Chyna thinking pedigree, Catapult, Chyna goes right into Harvey Whippleman. Miss Kitty hands over the guitar and what the hell. Moolah and Mae Young are interfering.

Jarrett ping pong. Double team bodyslam, Double clothesline. Here comes Debra she shoves Miss Kitty. Debra with the guitar and she just nailed Jeff Jarrett. Chyna is going to pin Double J.

New champion! Chyna has won the Intercontinental title! Wait, in comes Tom Pritchard. Chyna kills Pritchard.

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Dudley Boyz are out, Bubba with a promo. Here come the Acolytes.


Dudley Boyz vs The Acolytes

Both teams have crappy music. Suplex by Bubba Ray and knees to the ab by Faarooq. Why are the Acolytes focusing on Bubba's poor ab.

Big boot right to the face and the crowd s absolutely dead for this match. Senton bomb by Bubba Ray. Superplex off the top by Bradshaw. Whip right into the steel stairs.

Bubba Ray with a suplex, here's D-von in there. Shoulder block and a neckbreaker, Bradshaw kicks out. Right hands by Devon and here's the fallaway slam by Bradshaw.

DDT and down goes Bradshaw and 3D by the dudleyz, Bradshaw kicked out, Slam and and a diving headbutt by Devon and Bradshaw kicks out of that too.

Devon is being setup for a superplex and there it goes right off the top. Bulldog by Bubba ray and Bradshaw kicks out of all covers and there's another 3D on Faarooq this time.

Stevie Richards runs in and superkicks Devon and The Acolytes pick up the win.


HARDCORE MATCH:

Luna vs Ivory

Ivory goes in first with a trashcan and Luna rams Ivory's head right into a bin. Luna's photocopying Ivory's face. A phone gets thrown.

The camera man just got knocked down. There's some trash being thrown. Shoulders are not done for the pin. Ivory gets tossed amongst a bunch of boxes. Luna right on top of the Forklift and she splashes Ivory.

Ivory slugs it out with Luna. Shoulders were down and this was a vertical pin. Tori runs in and starts attacking Ivory, but gets nailed right in the temple.

Pole is used to strike down Luna and Ivory picks up the win.

Ivory starts attacking Moolah, but uh Moolah and Mae outpower her.


YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!


WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Edge and Christian vs The Outlaws (c)

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW! Why are they together again? Well they are just as over as they used to be.

Lock up and Billy Gunn just pushes Edge aside. They circle around and Edge goes for some wrestling maneuvers.

Billy with a headlock and shoulder blocks, hip toss by Edge followed by a series of armdrags. Suplex by Billy Gunn.

Road Dogg runs right into a dropkick by Christian. Road Dogg with some more crotch chops.

Elbows and double sledge on Christian. Badass Billy Gunn with a whip and a slam on Dogg's knee.

Christian finally tags out an Edge with a dropkick. The Road Dogg jabs are coming in and a knee drop. Christian makes the save. Plenty of strikes to the back.

Edge and Christian with some moves to the lower back of Road Dogg. Backbreaker and a cover, nearfall. Billy Gunn wants in but can't do anything.

Christian wearing him down, Billy Gunn wasn't able to come in and clean house since Dogg couldn't tag after a crossbody. Edge and Christian are focusing on hm heavily.

Double team maneuvers are piling up. DOUBLE DDT BY THE ROAD DOGG. Tag made and Badass Billy Gunn is overpowering him.

POWERSLAM Road Dogg goes after Edge, and reverse DDT by Christian, PUMP handle, countered, HUH The Hardy Boyz are here interfering, Fameasser!

The Outlaws retain the titles.

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Bulldog is backstage with Triple H and Lillian. Bossman fluffs his lines but he's still ready!

Down comes the Cell and Al Snow is being interviewed. He's doing all this in memory of Pepper.


WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:

KENNEL FROM HELL:

Al Snow (c) vs Big Bossman

Al Snow and The Bossman are fighting it out between the cages. Snow is locked in the cage and here comes the dogs.

The dogs have been peeing all over already. Bossman is trying to avoid falling on the dogs. Al Snow runs away from dogs that aren't going to be chasing him.

This is all Al Snow's idea and frankly it wasn't a good one. They drop right in the middle of the cell. Bossman throws Snow right into the cage.

Bossman slams a steel cover right into Al Snow's face. He's busted open. Bossman is trying to open the cell from the top.

Snow hits some stick into Bossman's back, this is all terrible. Geez that's a lot of pee all over the place. Bossman's also been busted open now. Bossman is celebrating already.

There's some shaking of the cage and there's head. Right in the kisser!

Ths match has been going on at a pedestrian pace so far. Al Snow is out the cage first, so he retains the Hardcore title.


Chris Jericho vs X-Pac

Jericho's with Curtis Hughes and he's got a mic. These two guys are circling each other. Here's a waistlock, reversal, takedown by Jericho.

There's a soulder block and X-Pac shows off a bit, but Jericho's right back up, there's a D-X chop. Hard knife edge chop. He ducks a kick and clothesline the little runt.

Bronco Buster and it misses, Jericho's proving to be on equal ground with X-Pac in terms of speed. Jericho with the knee to the back of X-Pac.

X-Pac overpowers Jericho and there's a botched backbreaker there by Jericho, don't know whose fault that was. Jericho with another slam and a splash leg is hooked, kickout.

Chinlock is wearing down X-Pac and the crowd boos as X-Pac gets up. LIONSAULT! No cover, Jericho just keeps hitting X-Pac, but there's a couple of hits.

X-PAC SUCKS! X-PACK SUCKS! X-PACK SUCK!

JR: "Fans Chanting for X-Pac"

I think the fans are now chanting We want D'Lo. Spinning heel kick by X-Pac and down goes Jericho

Another spinning heel kick and X-Pac gets right back up. Down goes Curtis Hughes. X-Pac kicking away at Jericho and there's the Bronco Buster. Boot to the nuts.

X-Pac is refusing to lose and there's a backbreaker. Suplex off the second turnbuckle. Powerbomb and another powerbomb by Jericho.

Kickout again, X-Pac channeling his inner indie. Jericho turned upside down and here's the bronco buster. Hughes knocks out the referee and X-Pac. Jericho loses on his PPV debut.

Road Dogg comes out to beat up everyone. X-Pac's back up and he beats up Hughes.

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Here's a video package showing what happened at Summerslam. We're getting plenty of 80s music here for these packages.

It feels like i'm watching Miami Vice instead of a WWF PPV.


MAIN EVENT:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

SIX PACK CHALLENGE:

SPECIAL ENFORCER: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Big Show vs The British Bulldog vs Mankind vs Kane vs Triple H vs The Rock


Haha, The Game comes out to a chorus of Rockys, too good Rock. Stone Cold is still the top dog when it comes to popularity. Stone Cold joins the announce table.

Oh this works under tag rules. The Rock and Triple H brawl and Kane tags himself him and Triple H is down. Kane with an elbow that misses and here's a powerslam by Kane.

Cheap shot to Big Show and he goes up top but Show launches him, out comes Mankind.

No wait Triple H beats him up and we now have Mankind against Triple H, there's some knee running, but Kane with the blindside. Mankind kicks away and Big Show drags Mankind to his corner for a tag.

Show gets clotheslined but he isn't going down, ENZIGURI and here's a dropkick. We now have Bulldog against Kane. Big Boot by Kane.

Superkick by Kane. Mankind's in there now against Big Show. The Rock gets hit down low by The Bulldog. Mankind just got tagged in but he doesn't want his tag partner, so he tags in the monster Kane.

Here's a back suplex and a cover by The Rock, Kane with a sidewalk slam. Mankind and The Rock working together against Kane. The fans are chanting, short piledriver by Mankind on Kane.

Triple H about to get suplexed by Mankind and out comes The Rock. Mankind with a piledriver on the steps. Mick Foley holds Bulldog so that The Rock could hit him.

Big show's in there and he gets an elbow drop on Mankind. Oh hey The Rock and The Big Show are going right at it.

Triple H runs in to save the match, here comes Triple H and Rock takes Stone Cold's beer to spit. The crowd just went bananas. Mankind on top of Kane and he worked himself into a piledriver. Kane's not the legal man Big show is.

Chokeslam incoming but here's the flying clothesline. Powerslam by Bulldog and PEDIGREE BY THE BULLDOG! THE ROCK HAMMERING AWAY ON TRIPLE H!

OH HOT DAMN DOUBLE ARM DDT ON THE ROCK! FOLEY NOW USES THE SOCKO MANDIBLE CLAW ON THE ROCK, BUT HE GETS SETUP FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM! TRIPLE H WITH THE SAVE! Big Show is headbutting away.

BIG SHOW WITH A SLAM AND HE GETS THE COVER ALL THE REFEREES PULL OUT JIM KORDERAS AND HE GETS STOMPED ON!

OUT COMES STONE COLD AND HE NAILS HEBNER AND TIM WHITE! DDT BY THE ROCK ON TRIPLE H STONE COLD WITH THE COUNT ONLY 2! Stone Cold is now the new official referee here.

ROCK BOTTOM AND HERE COMES THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN ENTERTAINMENT AND HERE'S THE COVER, BACK TO NOT WORKING! BULLDOG WITH A CHAIRSHOT AND HELMSLEY GETS THE PEDIGREE MANKIND TRYING TO GET THE SAVE BUT BIG SHOW GETS HOLDS HIM BACK!

New Champion! Triple H raises the belt in Triple H's face AND GETS STUNNERED.


Show Rating: **

Star of the Show: The Rock

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I'll cover the basis for inbetween SummerSlam and Unforgiven, as well as things prior to No Mercy...

Before Unforgiven
- As you may have seen on the ppv, Mark Henry was given the European Championship by Jeff Jarrett as a result of helping him beat D'Lo.
- Undertaker/Big Show's reign of terror only lasted a week, as The Rock and Mankind joined forces for one evening to take the two men down and win the belts. A week later on SmackDown, however, Taker and Big Show won the belts back in a buried alive tag team match. On Raw, a week before Unforgiven, Rock and Mankind win back the belts one more time before losing them to a reunited New Age Outlaws the following SD.
- Bossman won back the Hardcore title shortly after SS and continued his feud with Al Snow (including cooking Al Snow's dog and feeding it to him). Out of nowhere, the British Bulldog makes his first WWF appearance in a few years and wins the title from Bossman; Bulldog then immediately awards the title back to Al Snow.
- And of course, Triple H loses the WWF title to Vince McMahon with help from Austin. Vince vacates the title a week later.

Before No Mercy
- Rock and Mankind still have their differences and the Rock reluctantly agrees to wrestle the New Age Outlaws one more time for the belts. Much to The Rock's dismay, he and Mankind win the belts, thus keeping the Rock and Sock connection intact!
- Big Bossman beats Al Snow and Hardcore Holly in a triple-threat match to win back the Hardcore title a week before No Mercy.

Champions Entering No Mercy
WWF: Triple H
IC: Jeff Jarrett
Euro: D'Lo Brown
Tag: The Rock and Mankind
Hardcore: Big Bossman
Women's: Ivory
Light Heavyweight: Gillberg

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I'm watching through stuff, but the writeups are on my laptop which is not connected to the internet.

Summerslam wrapping up tonight and maybe starting Unforgiven.

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New Champion! Triple H raises the belt in Triple H's face AND GETS STUNNERED.

Triple H clearly confused after burying the best main event roster of all time has no choice but to begin burying himself out of pure instinct.

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Watched a bit of Rebellion.

Nothing to really get hyped about.

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Dem holidays slowing everythng down.

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Summerslam 1999

Recap of Austin's title matches where people were screwed/attempted screwed. Jesse Ventura is here to uphold the law.

WHOA CHRIS JERICHO SIGHTING. Y2J is here.

First match is for the European and intercontinental belt.

Jeff Jarrett vs. D-Lo Brown

Jarrett doesn't want Debra at ringside, the crowd hates him. D-Lo wants Debra to come with him.

D-Lo getting huge pops for his early attacks, people love this guy.

Early powerslam and a two count from D-Lo. He's in a headlock, but powers his way out.

D-Lo's knocked outside and he takes a baseball slide. He gets dumped into the crowd briefly as well.

Jarrett does a swinging armbar and D-Lo's arm is hurting.

Running powerbomb time! Now a tilt a whirl slam and D-Lo's signature leg drop. But he misses the splash.

Mark Henry's here, he grabs Jarrett's guitar and hits D-Lo? Guess these guys aren't friends anymore. Jarrett wins two belts.

Oh hey, they're having a tag team tournament and the winner gets to be number one contender team. Oh wait, it's more like a tag team ladder match.

Edge & Christian vs. Hardy Boyz

Hardys are with Gangrel now. They're the new brood.

Edge and Christian stealing the Hardys' moves.

Gangrel hits a cheap shot on Christian. Hardys follow that up with a double team face slam. And holy crap Jeff does a springboard spin splash or something, never seen that before.

Suplex into a senton bomb here. But Christian somehow hits them both with reverse DDTs.

All four fighting on the outside, Edge and Jeff both whipped towards the railing and Edge turns to hit Jeff. Now Gangrel's hitting Edge, but Christian hits a springboard crossbody.

Moonsault from the top by Matt. But Edge hits a faceslam and Christian hits an elbow to win.

Edge & Christian vs. Mideon & Viscera

This will be a huge change in pace.

Viscera's squashing Christian, now Mideon is too. But Edge is tagged in, Viscera attempts a spinning heel kick. Didn't really work, but I applaud him for trying.

Viscera runs into Mideon, a spear, another win for the good guys.

Edge & Christian vs. Droz & Prince Albert

This Albert fellow has a really hairy back. Looks kind of like George Steele.

He hits a neckbreaker on Edge, but Christian chop blocks him. Edge hits a downward spiral and gets the pin and the next opponents are already here.

Edge & Christian vs. The Acolytes

Bradshaw with a big powerbomb on Edge. He's getting killed in there by the Acolytes.

Edge works his way out of a backbreaker with a DDT and Christian gets in. Swinging DDT now!

But Bradshaw kicks out. The Hollys (there's two?) are here now, but it's not their turn yet. But Bradshaw picks up a pin and we have two heel teams facing off.

The Acolytes vs. The Hollys

Crash Holly is supposedly Hardcore Holly's cousin. Faarooq with a dominator on Crash.

Crash tags himself in, and he's gonna create problems for his partner.

Hardcore Holly tags himself in now, and the two Hollys are fighting. Faarooq hits a surprise spinebuster and wins.

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Al Snow is talking to a dog backstage. Al Snow is amazing.

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

Is Road Dogg wearing a fanny pack, I think he is.

Y2J COUNTER!

This isn't Raw is snore, this is Summersham. "You think you can impress me spelling R-O-A-D D-O double G? You wanna impress me, spell lugubrious." (I had to look it up to type it)

Road Dogg wants to do commentary.

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT? Road Dogg says head.

Al Snow doesn't bring the dog Pepper with him. He perches above the entranceway in wait.

Al Snow vs. Big Bossman

Snow jumps Bossman right away, Road Dogg grabs a mic and starts doing live commentary for the crowd.

Bossman throws a chalkboard at Snow, then picks up Pepper's dog case and htis Snow.

Random bystander's crutch is stolen as a weapon.

Out to the street they go. Cameraman are struggling to keep up as Al Snow hits some kicks. Into an outdoor restaurant seating area now, tables being broken.

Into a restaurant they go, some goober's on his cell phone in the way.

Al Snow hitting on a cute girl between punches, what a winner. Into the bathrooms, Bossman gets a urinal cake to the face.

Some guy gives Snow his chain, Snow's choking out Bossman. And holy crap, a moonsault inside the restaurant.

Bossman breaks a beer bottle on Snow's head, then pushes away Road Dogg. Road Dogg doesn't like this, he steals the nightstick and hits Bossman. Al Snow is champ again.

Snow beats up the Blue Meanie and some other guy after the match.

Ivory vs. Tori

Tori with a pair of suplexes, she's got more power moves it looks like.

Ivory gets Tori in a big swing as she spins about. Tori tries a spear I guess. Neither of these girls is very good at selling moves.

Tori does some kind of crotch grab suplex, it's Lawler's favorite move. Now Lawler drops a "that's what she said".

Ivory blocks a sunset flip by sitting on Tori, then she gets a pin. Luna Vachon runs out and chases Ivory.

Rock is king of interviews. He interviews Michael Cole, which means Cole gets about one word in. ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

Oh hey a Lion's Den match, so that last one wasn't just a one-off.

Lion's Den match: Steve Blackman vs. Ken Shamrock

Weapons are legal in this, Blackman's got some nunchucks. For some reason he drops them after a couple hits.

Blackman with a leg sweep then nunchuk choke, but Shamrock reverses it into an armlock and he throws the nunchuks out of the ring.

Up goes Shamrock to get a kendo stick. Blackman tries to block it with his arm. Now Blackman's got two sticks. He's got Shamrock on the ground with these.

A jump off the cage and an elbow from Shamrock! He's stopping Blackman from grabbing more weapons. Both guys duck kicks now, and Blackman gets another kendo stick. A few shots, and one big blow to the head, Shamrock's out.

Blackman doesn't want to leave just yet, but gets caught with a suplex. Now Blackman gets hit over the head. Apparently Shamrock has just won? Okay.

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Grenwich Street Fight: Test vs. Shane McMahon

Oh god Test is fighting for his right to date Stephanie. I haven't seen a match yet, but this looks like one of the worst feuds of the year.

Test looks like a blond Diesel. Shane's posse has a couch at ringside.

Shane gets a spear at the start, but Test with some big moves to knock Shane out of the ring. Now into the crowd, and Test drinks a young man's Pepsi.

The posse spits in Test's face, but he grabs Shane and press slams him onto the group. But the numbers catch up and Test is being triple teamed.

Numerous weapons coming in for Shane from his friends. A mailbox, a road sign, and a framed picture. Glass everywhere.

Corkscrew moonsault attempt from Shane, but Test gets a powerbomb. Distraction from the posse prevents a 3 count. Oh no ref bump.

Another assault from the posse, and Shane drops an elbow on Test through the spanish announce table. Test with yet another kickout, this man sure does have some in'test'inal fortitude.

Test ducks some interference, Shane got hit by mistake now. Now a cast to the face, another Test kickout. Here come Patterson and Brisco, lovable faces. Test with a pump handle slam and elbow and he wins.

Kane & X-Pac vs. Big Show & Undertaker

Kane survives an early double team and X-Pac almost surprises Undertaker with a cover.

Somehow X-Pac is going blow for blow with Taker. Chokeslam time, but Kane stops it.

Kane's taking the attacks now. Big boot and powerslam from Big Show.

X-Pac getting thrown around outside by Big Show. He gets tossed over the ropes and into the ring. Now a bear hug, but X-Pac bites his way out.

A couple low blows from X-Pac and Kane is back in. He gets Big Show in the corner, X-Pac tags himself in to do the bronco buster. But that was a dumb move because Big Show chokeslams him.

And a tombstone from Undertaker seals the win for the new tag champs.

Billy Gunn comes to the ring with someone under a sheet. Must be Halloween. It's a large woman.

Kiss my ass match: Billy Gunn vs. The Rock

Billy oversells a slap from Rock and now they're by the entranceway already. Even the lion's den cage is used for attacks.

Refs apparently never care about count outs these days.

Rock puts Lawler's crown on Billy and punches it off. Billy gets in a shot with the bell.

Billy works in the irish whip into bulldog combo. Rock won't stay down though, ducks a clothesline into a DDT. Rock's nose is bleeding now.

Rock goes for a rock bottom, but Billy pushes out and hits the fameasser.

Billy prepares the woman for the kissing, grabs Rock, but Rock stops and pushes Billy into her rear. Here comes the rock bottom, the people's elbow, and he gets a pin after it! Wow!

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Apparently the number 1 contender has been a hot commodity and passed around a ton. Mankind, HHH and Chyna have all been taking it from each other.

Jesse Ventura is special guest ref, of course. Chyna's implants look comical in the outfit she comes out wearing.

Triple threat match: Mankind vs. HHH vs. Steve Austin

HHH tries to get the jump on Austin, but Mankind pulls HHH out of the ring. HHH getting double teamed here.

Mankind hugs Austin and wants to shake, but Austin has no friends.

HHH and Austin are going at it outside, Chyna throws Mankind to the post when Ventura is looking away. Austin's choking HHH with a cable, and HHH grabs a chair and hits Austin's knee.

Mandible claw on HHH, but Chyna pulls him off. Ventura sees it and sends her away. Austin's back up and hits HHH from behind.

HHH gets thrown into some barricades, the lion's den cage. But he gets Austin back to the ring and attacks the knee again.

Mankind and HHH both want to kick Austin, so they're double teaming him. But Mankind tries a cover and those two are fighting now.

All three guys are in to the audience now. Mankind gets back body dropped onto the concrete. Now Austin gets thrown into the stairs. Back to the ring with everybody.

Time for a pedigree, but Austin counters. Slingshot coming and HHH is thrown into Mankind. Austin with a stunner on Mankind.

But here's HHH, hitting both guys with chairs. Ventura won't count a pin for him because of the chairs.

Shane McMahon is here to yell at Ventura. Austin gives him a stunner and tells Ventura to get him out of here. And he does.

Double clothesline from HHH and Austin. Mankind gets Socko out, mandible claw incoming for... Austin. And HHH! They both break free, everyone down again for a bit.

Time for a stunner to HHH, but Mankind breaks the cover.

Pedigree on Austin, but Mankind knocks HHH out, hits Austin with a DDT, and Mankind is champ again!

After the match, HHH is going after Austin's knee with a chair more.

Star of the PPV: Mankind

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Unforgiven 1999

This intro is fantasy-inspired or something. LotR movies haven't come out yet, so where did this come from?

Refs on strike? Then who is reffing?

Val Venis vs. Steve Blackman

Blackman with some good offense at the start. A missed baseball slide almost costs him.

Brooklyn Brawler gets to be the stand-in ref for this match.

Wait, Vince won the title? And now it's vacant? How did Mankind lose it?

Val takes a great throw into the stairs. All this commentary for future matches is distracting from this one.

A suplex from Blackman, now a headlock. But Val fights back with some elbows and knees. Val counters a crossbody, two count.

Spinebuster suplex, Blackmand tries a cover. Bulldog and DDT from Val, here comes the money shot and it's all over.

Blackman gets his weapons and knocks Val out. Security guy takes out Blackman and this nurse Blackman is arguing with can't be a real nurse, she's more fake than Sable.

Oh no Jarrett gave Mark Henry the European championship. Mark Henry doesn't even say anything audible in his interview and it's hilarious.

Mark Henry vs. D-Lo Brown

Mark Henry doesn't want to wrestle because of a braineurism. Well too bad, he's fighting D-Lo now.

Tom Pritchard is our lucky ref this match. D-Lo with a nice flip, breaks out of a couple moves, big take down of Mark Henry.

D-Lo with a big suicide dive over the top rope and he hits it! Another big flying cross body.

No cover from Mark Henry because his head still hurts.

Whoa, Mark Henry jumped on D-Lo and clear through the ropes.

D-Lo with a surprise cross body, almost a pin. He tries it again but gets powerslammed.

Hurricanrana from D-Lo! Jumping forearm and a drop kick. Mark Henry tries some taunting, but gets powerbombed. Lowdown and a pin and D-Lo is European again.

Oh hey, I see a hell in the cell cage hanging above the ring.

Jarrett's replaced Debra with someone younger. Miss Kitty is her name.

Jeff Jarrett vs. Chyna

Chyna still doesn't have her own music. This looks like Harvey Whippleman as our ref now.

Chyna hitting a shoulder block and clothesline. And now a low blow.

Jarrett goes outside and now he's hitting a woman!

Chyna ducking a clothesline and hits one of her own. But Jarrett with a suplex, and Chyan botches the move after.

Now Jarrett's lifted onto Chyna shoulders and dropped. He gets the sleeper on.

Suplex from Chyna. Now a powerslam. And a powerbomb, her arsenal is really widening. She tries a hurricanrana but is stopped. No figure four though.

Outside, a chair shot to Jarrett, Whippleman is allowing it.

Chyna wants to hit a pedigree, Jarrett counters and Whippleman gets knocked down, what a wimp. Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah run in to fight Jarrett. Haha, they double suplex him.

The ladies can't get up and Jarrett is kicking them. Debra comes out, ref still down. She hits Jarrett with the guitar. Chyna is the IC champ.

Oh wait, here's Tom Pritchard to say that Chyna should be DQed. Guess she's not champ.

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Here comes a new tag team, the Dudley Boyz. Bubba's gimmick is a speech impediment.

Dudley Boyz vs. Acolytes

Hey, this is a normal ref, he's not part of the strike.

Bubba with a senton bomb, this team sounds like a pair of former ECW guys.

Bubba gets thrown into stairs. Faarooq says "ECW that." After a belly to belly suplex, Devon is finally tagged in.

Some power moves from Faarooq. He tries the dominator, but Devon breaks free and hits a DDT.

Here's the Dudley death drop move apparently, but Bradshaw kicks out of this finisher. Bradshaw gets hit with a power bomb and is kicking out again.

Oh man, Bradshaw with a suplex from the top corner, he actually lifted Devon right up with no jump help. What a monster.

Here's another Dudley death drop, some guy runs in to the ring. It's Stevie Richards and he's dressed like an Acolyte. He hits a superkick and the Acolytes win. Acolytes beat this guy up too.

Next match is a hardcore match and they're fighting backstage before it even starts.

Hardcore match: Luna Vachon vs. Ivory

The two women are throwing everything at each other. Phones, poles, trash cans, it's all being tossed.

Ivory gets thrown onto some boxes of napkins, those napkins must be brutal. But Luna climbs a forklift and jumps onto these boxes.

Tori runs in to start fighting Ivory. Ivory hits both with a pole and they're both down. Well, that was quick.

Haha, now Ivory is fighting Mae and Moolah.

New Age Outlaws are back together and tag champs? They won it from Rock and Mankind, which means Undertaker and Big Show lost the titles, and Mankind managed to lose two belts between last PPV and now.

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

Edge & Christian vs. New Age Outlaws

Edge and Billy with some quick maneuvers going both ways. Road Dogg wants to try and early cover, that's not gonna work.

Christian's hair keeps getting grabbed now. He's picked up and dropped right on a knee.

Lawler makes a comment that JR didn't say where Mae and Moolah played football.

Edge & Christian do a double team springboard onto Road Dogg's back, which was apparently injured by Jericho.

Road Dogg and Christian both cross body each other, both down. Road Dogg's been stuck in for a while.

But a countered double team and a double DDT from Road Dogg gives him some life.

Billy finally tagged in, he hits a powerslam. But Christian hits a reverse DDT. Here's the Hardy Boyz and Gangrel.

Edge and Christian have both been beat up, Billy hits a fameasser for good measure and the Outlaws win.

Bulldog beat up The Rock the other day to help HHH. This guy was called a former wrestler just a few months back, and now he's in it again.

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Bossman's a vulgar guy.

This next match will use a normal cage and a hell in a cell cage at the same time.

Bossman likes donuts WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT

Dog Kennel Hell in a Cell Steel Cage match: Al Snow vs. Big Bossman

Al Snow puts Bossman between the cages, and here comes some dogs. They're gonna be between the cages.

One of the dogs is already peeing. This is definitely some match.

Bossman wants in the cage, but Snow is waving a shovel. These dogs seem less fearsome when they all have trainers with them. Dogs barking at each other.

JR is pinning this idea on Al Snow. Oh god this'll be the death of him.

Dogs barking at each other is more interesting than the match at the moment. Bossman hits Snow with some of the foreign objects brought to the ring.

Al Snow is busted open on the forehead, and he takes a couple shots to the head with a metal tray.

Bossman has some pliers, he wants to cut out through the top of the cage. But Snow stops him with a club or something.

Here's some powder, right in Bossman's face. A stick to Bossman's face, he's bleeding too now.

These dogs are a total non-factor as they're just standing there now. Snow is tightening some ropes or something, I don't get it.

The shovel is being used again. And now Snow is handcuffed to the corner.

Somehow Snow breaks the cuffs as Bossman is climbing through the hole. Here's Head! A shot right to Bossman's face.

As Bossman climbs out, Snow kicks his way through the door and wins.

Bossman runs from the dogs, the handlers have the dogs chase him. One of the handlers trips and faceplants.

Oh man Mankind, his dozens and dozens of fans. Excellent parody of Rock's speeches.

Jericho has made allies with Mr. Hughes these days. He beat up "Ken Scamrock" earlier.

Chris Jericho vs. X-Pac

Oh hey Pritchard has recovered and can ref again.

Jericho can nip up from X-Pac's hip toss. Then some chops and WOOOOOs.

Here's some kicks and a setup for the bronco buster, but not yet. And now Jericho counters an X factor.

Springboard to a crossbody from X-Pac, and Hughes with some interference. Tom Pritchard doesn't know to disqualify Jericho here.

Poor Mr. Hughes is forever playing the role of a sidekick or bodyguard.

JR downplays some ring talk as "X-Pac talking some trash."

Carolina Panthers won their first game today! Jericho hits a nice springboard moonsault off the second rope.

"X-Pac sucks" chants going in the crowd. Aww yeah. It turns into a "Jericho sucks" chant, but the seeds of a downfall are already there.

Jericho with another springboard move, this time into a dropkick. I honestly don't know what they're chanting now.

A couple spinning heel kicks from X-Pac. And now he takes out Hughes. Bronco buster, but Jericho sticks his foot out and catches x-Pac.

Double arm pickup into a backbreaker, this Jericho guy is skilled in his moves and his mic skills.

Jericho with a series of two power bombs. More two counts. Oh no, Jericho is stuck upside down in the corner, now a bronco buster hits.

Mr. Hughes comes in the ring to knock out the ref and beat up X-Pac. This gets Jericho DQed. Road Dogg runs out to fight. Haha these kids in the front row are talking so much trash to Jericho.

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HHH is happy he injured Austin. This guy stealing Owen's storylines.

Oh, HHH won the belt from Mankind. And Vince won the belt because of Austin's interference.

This promo package is better put together than most of the stuff we're used to, aside from the re-using of a handful of clips.

6 Pack Challenge: The Big Show vs. British Bulldog vs. Mankind vs. Kane vs. HHH vs. The Rock

Rocky chants before he's even out, HHH's entrance is ruined. Austin's the special enforcer, but joins the commentary table for now.

Oh, this looks to be working as a tag match. Is it last man left? Oh wait no, first to get a pin wins the belt.

Rock's taking it to HHH with some punches and clotheslines, but Kane wants to get in. After attacking HHH some more, he punch-tags Big Show in, but Big Show push tags Kane back in.

Mankind gets in, he can't knock down Kane. Big Show tags himself in, he gets Kane right down in two punches.

Oh man, Kane with an enzuigiri on Big Show. Bulldog comes in to eat a big boot.

Things become a mess, nobody know who's tagged in. Bulldog and Rock end up in together. Bulldog hits a suplex, and Mankind doesn't want to fight his tag partner Rock.

Kane wants to chokeslam Mankind, but Mankind hits a low blow and does a piledriver. Mankind gets HHH outside the ring now for some attacks. Rock joins them and clothesline HHH, and everyone's in the aisleway now.

Stairs to the head of HHH, now he's piledrivered onto the stairs.

Mankind tags Rock in again and gives him a thumbs up. If I'm following this right, Big Show and HHH should be the legal men in, but it's Bulldog and Rock.

Here comes more refs, did they end their strike mid-PPV? Or are they here to take out the scab?

Big show is slamming Mankind, big elbow. But Rock breaks up the pin, maybe these two are friends.

Rock runs out and steals one of Stone Cold's beers then spits it in HHH's face, ha.

Kane tombstones Mankind, but Big Show tagged himself in on Kane. Big Show wants a chokeslam, but here's Kane. HHH and Bulldog run in, here's a pedigree.

Mankind and Rock meet in the middle, Mankind gives him a DDT, and Socko on Rock! What!

Here's a Rock Bottom on Mankind! HHH breaks up the pin.

Big Show chokeslams Mankind, but the striking refs pull out this ref and beat him up! Now there's no ref. Austin runs out and punches every ref.

Back in the ring, Rock gives HHH a DDT, Austin counts a two count.

Into the middle of the ring, rock bottom, and here's the elbow. But Big Show pulls austin out, Bulldog uses a chair on Rock. He wants to use it on HHH, but Austin steals the chair away.

Pedigree, HHH gets the cover and the belt back. Austin stunners him after giving the belt.

Austin is so good at catching beers one handed, I don't think I've seen him miss once on a PPV.

Star of the PPV: The Rock

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Alright i should be able to finally finish rebellion today.

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Rebellion 1999

We are live in the UK again for Rebellion!

Michael Hayes will be at the announce table with Jim Ross tonight. Lawler is out with Anal bleeding.

Jeff Jarrett comes out with a hoover and he's got miss kitty, this is a champion vs champion match coin toss will decide who wins.

Miss Kitty's flashing the cash. Jarrett sets up a challenge for the ugly women of the UK. She can't clean up crap and here's the figure four.

Here comes Chyna. Jarrett's mouth sure has been busted open badly here. We got an IC match as per the coin toss.


WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Jeff Jarrrett (c) vs D'Lo Brow

D'lo's now from Birmingham, whip and kick to the gut, powerslam. D'Lo with the first cover, powerbomb and close call.

Jarrett grabs the IC belt and wants to bail, but D'Lo's having none of it and he chases Double J down. Here's the sleeper hold by Jeff Jarrett.

D'lo gets up and hits the midsection, suplex counter to the sleeper. Leap by D'lo countered by a dropkick. These two guys can go.

Jarrett is being setup for a powerbomb, SKY HIGH from D'Lo Brown! Referee count has started. Both men are up and here's a heel kick and a scoop slam. legdrop and Jarrett kicks out.

Jump from the top right into the boot, Double J tries a sunset flip countered, nearfall. Uppercut by D'Lo and there's the superplex and Double J almost stole it.

Heel trip and a figure four attempt kick by D'Lo. Double J uses the vacuum cleaner while Kitty distracted the referee. Jarrett retains.

Jarrett takes a mic and challenges Chyna to a match later on tonight


Here comes the Godfather and huh, where are the hos. Oh wait there they are. He's expanded worldwide I see. The hos start surrounding JR and Dok is brimming with joy.


Godfather vs Gangrel

Godfather is thinking about offering Gangrel a Ho, but he changes his mind because he's the supreme fighting machine. Godfather working over Gangrel early on.

Gangrel hits a DDT and turns the momentum around. Plenty of kicks to the back by Gangrel. Here's a stomp in the corner. Gangrel is on the offensive with plenty of kicks and a scoop slam followed by an elbow.

Godfather kicks out at two and Chyna will be responding to Jarrett's challenge. Godfather is kicking out of an awful lot of weak maneuvers here.

Here's a change of momentum and now Godfather with clotheslines and a nice elbow. Ho train and afollow up slam and hey looks like Godfather gets to party tonight.


Timmy White is being smothered in hos. British Bulldog comes in and he wants a title shot.

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HELLO LADIES.

Val Venis comes out to talk about the Rugby world cup, oh yeah that was going at Twickenham back then. Australia was so damn good that year but hey LOL New Zealand lost to France.


Val Venis vs Mark Henry

This really is feeling like a filler PPV. Val with everything thrown at Henry who is unphased and here's a powerslam. Val is rocked, he's actually trying to slug it out.

Henry's just throwing him around, Dropkick by Val and follow up rights. Side Russian legsweep from Val and a cover, nearfall. Henry ducks a clothesline and small package but there's a kickout.

Val targetting the knees. Here's a series of elbow drops and he's going up for th moneyshot perhaps and he lands it. Quick victory over Mark Henry.


Davey Boy has roid rage and he kills Stephanie, I think they're trying to make Davey Boy heel in England.


WWF WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH:

Tori vs Jacqueline vs Luna vs Ivory

Fatal fourway? you mean the women get the better Fourway stipulation? Like blimey what the hell is up with that.

Ivory trying to negotiate an alliance with Jacqueline and she does all the work while Ivory stays out of trouble. Luna and Tori now decide to gang up on her and here's a double suplex.

Oh hey here comes Ivory she tries to cheapshot but Jacqueline beats her to the punch and here's three sleeper holds being applied. Everyone powers out onto Tim White. Poor guy, he got smothered hos and now by Women wrestlers.

JR apologises for the commentating table not caring about this matchdue to the Stephanie incident. Ivory picked up the win in sneaky fashion.


OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

Curtis Hughes used to be Hunter Hearst Helmsley's aide, this could mean big things for Jericho.


Road Dogg vs Chris Jericho

Road Dogg jumps Jericho and they're heading to the crowd for some surfing. Jericho brings the action back to the ring and starts kicking away.

There's little mention of the actual match, gotta talk more about Stephanie. Jericho's face is now being kicked in. Jericho doing his best HBK impression.

Jericho countering Road Dogg and here's a springboard dropkick and the crowd still hates Jericho and Hughes cheap shots from behind. Jericho choking away and he's moving around real quick.

Dok mentions how the referees have a lot more power since coming back from the strike. Jericho loves his springboards but Road Dogg kicks out again.

Right hands, right hands and Jericho's now getting ready to setup something. Oh it was just a chinlock. But Road Dogg is fading from it, my dear Hughes looks intense.

Road Dogg fights back and Jericho goes up top, Road Dogg sends him down. Here's a superplex and both men are back up after 2 seconds right after JR calls it a career killer.

Neckbreaker from Road Dogg and here's the cover, very close! Jericho thinking walls. He's turning him over, but Road Dogg powers out and here's the suplex. Springboard moonsault it misses.

Road Dogg knocks out the referee. Here's the cover, but the referee was out Curtis Hughes with a big chairshot to the spine and Jericho's going for the cover very slow count which lets Road Dogg kick out.

Flying forearm and Hughes gets knocked out, low blow and there's the pin. Chyna is probably pissed at Jericho for winning using her move.

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Chyna vs Jeff Jarrett

Quick start and Low Blow very early on and here's the pedigree, counter into acatapult and Jarrett gets to stomp away a lot.

Jarrett injures himself missing a kick and Chyna drops Jarrett on his back and here's the Bulldog and the crowd is booing poor old Davey and he gets the running powerslam. Tim White and more referees come out and meanwhile Jarrett puts on the Figure four.

Go heels!


NO DQ MATCH:

Big Show vs Kane

Two big men throw a lot of right hands. Dropkick early on though! Big Show pushes out Kane.

JR and Dok spend the entire duration of the match praising X-Pac. Dropkick from Kane and Big Show is still the stronger of the two men.

Big Headbutt and two handed chokeslam sends Kane right down. Backbreaker by the Big Show and Kane's locked in there. Kicks by the Big Show.

Right hands to fight back and more Stephanie talk, it's as if we're supposed to care about this flat chested girl. Big slaps from the Big Show and Kane fights him off.

Irish whip and reversed by Show and here's a reverse DDT by the Big Show, he sure can work! Boston Crab by the Big Show and Kane has never tapped out! Kane with all the momentum now and he flies from the top!

Chokeslam is being setup and Big show kicks Kane right in the face, action moves to the outside. Here's the whip to the stairs. Show takes a chair, Kane kicks it and iit hits show in the face.

Down goes Show and Kane is able to win.

Triple H talks about being the Game.

What the hell england, why are you cheering for X-Pac?


X-Pac vs The British Bulldog

Bulldog's theme sounds like a bad version of the Bossman's theme. Bulldog is being booed loudly.

Armdrag takedowns by the vanilla midget. Bulldog with a hard shoulder block. X-Pac using his agility but Bulldog just slams him.

Vertical suplex and X-Pac kicks out. X-Pac with a series of elbows, Bulldog's counter is to just knee him in the gut.

Here comes the headlock, loud Bulldog sucks chant. More Stephanie talk, Spinning heel kick. Stomps in the corner and there's the bronco buster.

POWERSLAM by the Bulldog and X-Pac loses hell yeah!


Crash Holly talking about Pounds and Stones.

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Edge and Christian vs The Acolytes vs Hardcore and Crash Holly

This is all for the number one contender spot, this is an elimination match. The Hollys are already arguing. Edge locks up wih Hardcore and there's a leapfrog. Fair few kicks to the face and a shoulder block.

Hardcore with a dropkick, drop toehold by Edge and Christian with a splash roll by Crash. Faarooq is in there against Hardcore, but action doesn't last long.

Bradshaw and Crash go up against each other Faarooq with a cheap shot. Bradshaw with a superplex. Hardcore with a brainbuster. The Hollys are eliminated first by Bradshaw. Edge tried to steal one, but failed.

Faarooq with a clothesline, Edge with a spinning heel kick. Powerbomb countered and Christian tags in. Fallaway slam from Bradshaw. Faarooq with a bear hug and Christian is fading. Cover by Bradshaw and Christian fights back. Whip to the corner and Bradshaw's raw strength is still being hyped.

Whip and christian sends Faarooq face first and the tag to Edge incoming. Edge with a dropkick and Edge and christian combine dropkicks and there goes Edge. Superplex attempt? No Tornado DDT! Edge wins!

We've got new number one contenders!

Video Package Involving Triple H, though from this the new Stone Cold/Vince relation ain't half bad. Wow look at how long this video package is.

Hey look the new steel cage is all black


MAIN EVENT:

WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:

STEEL CAGE MATCH:

The Rock vs Triple H (c)

Last match ended over ten minutes ago and Triple H hasn't even come out yet, Rock's delivering a standard promo. There's a jabroni who has a thumbs down for The Rock.

Match starts slowly to let the chants sink in. Triple H with some early offense. The Rock with a kick to the face of Triple H. Elbow from The Game and he's the first one to attempt to go up. The Rock pulls him back inand rams his head in.

The Rock stomping away in the corner. Irish whip and The Rock is going for the cage escape he kicks Helmsley and turns round, jumps but gets caught in the abdomen. High Knee by Triple H and the Pedigree was teased. The Rock going in with right hands, swinging neckbreaker.

Another escape attempt is thwarted and down goes The Rock. The cage is being used by Triple H as a weapon. They're trading right hands. SAMOAN SLAM! Both men are down right now. Hard knockdown from Triple H, he goes for the escape andRock is holding on tight and he's jerked off the top!

TITLE CHANGE INCOMING ONE LEG OVER, BOTH LEGS OVER! TRIPLE H pulls him back in. They're now fightin on the ropes using the cage as support. The both fall on the ropes. ROCK BOTTOM! It countered the double axe handle.

The Rock could go through the door, but nope, has to be via the top. Both men are now down though. POWERSLAM! A lot of this matchis both men layng on the mat and then impact move.

Rock going for another escape and Rock Bottom incoming, countered and PEDIGREE! Triple H going through the door, but his ankle's being held. Chair's been taken by Triple H and Earl Hebner tries to take it and he gets knocked out by Triple H.

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So now they're brawling on the outside. This is getting silly. The Rock takes the mic and he takes a chair Triple H gets nailed. They're brawling on top of the announcing table. Rock from the apron onto Triple H who was on a table.

Back to the ring they go and here's some more punishment. Finally Earl gets up. The Rock winning? Of course not here comes The British Bulldog. He tosses him back in and now Shane and Davey Boy are brawling whew, Davey got to powerslam him.

Here come the stooges and they get killed too and the ref is still dead. Bulldog is killing everyone. Rock Bottom by Triple H. Oh my out comes Chyna and uh The Rock was holding Triple H up by the hair.

Oh since Chyna is supporting Triple H she's back to being a heel. Bulldog is assaulting The Rock. Meanwhile Triple H retains. Here comes Vince he says **** you to Bulldog and locks the cage. Well the PPV gets to end on a People's Elbow.


Show Rating: **

Star of the Show: The British Bulldog

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Well, since I can't find Rebellion and it seems like a bit of a filler PPV, I might skip that. Any matches in there that I should watch before moving on?

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