RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin (like Ganondorf in Link/Ganondorf) - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Cloud / Sephiroth - 2 vs. Lloyd / Kratos - 16
----- Kratos / Zeus - 17 vs. Layton / Don Paolo - 1
Today's rivalries:
Crash / Neo Cortex vs. Pac-Man / Blinky
----- Solid Snake / Liquid Snake vs. Crono / Lavos
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
Pac-Man has a wife and kids. Crash has... a crush. Yeah... I'm not saying Crash didn't get down with Tawna, but we've actually got evidence that Mr and Mrs Pac have been freakin' in da sack. Since Cortex is probably a virgin and Blinky is dead, they ain't contributing to the cause so Pac wins this alone. And lol Lavos. Easy picks today.
i'm gonna go on a limb here and say that Crono banged the living hell out of Marle as i have a hard time seeing that generation stop THERE. Liquid i'm not sure has any interest in sex in the first place. Solid probably banged Meryl before she got on 'roids, but Snake's lifespan is fairly short. if this were Big Boss, no question he got laid enough. but a genetically engineered soldier who spends his time going around fighting mysterious forces? don't know about that. lavos isn't picking any weight here, but frankly neither is Liquid. between the guy who's busy trying to save the world his entire life and the guy who saved the world, got drunk and partied along the way with a princess who is no doubt a total freak? i'll take the one with the full life span, definitely had kids, and banged a princess. dude wasn't even 18 when he saved the world and got the girl. snake gets a grand total of 1 girl on screen, and she ain't even around very long.
Pac has a rather extensive family. nobody knows how, but he most definitely gets action.
Pacman Crono
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The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.
well... yeah. cross as far as i'm concerned is some weird alt timeline. personally i just take the implication that they definitely banged and the fact is the world did continue onwards, which makes it different than most. that family didn't end there!
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The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.