RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin (like Ganondorf in Link/Ganondorf) - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Link / Ganondorf - 14 vs. Arthas / Illidan - 4
----- Amaterasu / Orochi - 2 vs. Tom Nook / Crazy Redd - 14
Today's rivalries:
Zidane / Kuja vs. Meat Boy / Dr. Fetus
----- Mega Man / Dr. Wily vs. Banjo / Gruntilda
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
Mega Man/Wily, I guess. Wily's robotics changed the goddamn world, he must have gotten some action at one point. Not necessarily quality, but that's not the question.
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Mega's a robot and Wily's a nerd who seems more interested in robotics then spending any time in bed.
Banjo on the other hand is some hillbilly who's probably had sex with everything he's gotten his hands on, up to and including his sister and his banjo.
Zidane/Kuja, by exclusion. Banjo/Gruntilda, Grunty might be one of the biggest anchors in this contest. Banjo though, I guess he's pretty good-looking by... bear standards, I could see him getting some animal action, albeit not very much because he lives in a relatively isolated mountain and is way too "nice", so to say. On the other hand, LOL robot and Wily.
Zidane/Kuja - easily; Zidane's always been a lady's man and Kuja's a bit of a freak Banjo/Gruntilda - I just can't see Mega Man getting it on. 1) He's a robot 2) He's a robot that acts like a Mega Boy instead of a Mega Man
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Zidane/Kuja, in a rare instance that I vote against someone with "Meat" in their name in a "having sex" contest.
Besides he probably dies every time he tries to get it on.
Banjo/Grunty. Even if it's non-canon, Grunty is clearly going to get some from Mumbo in Banjo-Kazooie's Game Over sequence. Plus she has henchmen that she deliberately made uglier than her. You think they're going to tap anything else? With THOSE faces?