Board 8 > You are now - An illustrated CYOA

(+) Yeah! (+)

"... but this is his store and he could easily call SECURITY if you tried anything too forceful"

Well I guess that rules me out ;_; of helping out with the Nerdy Girl.

From: GenesisSaga | #200
>Throw FOOTBALL down the AISLE because no JOCK can resist cradling a BALL or TWO.
>If successful, engage in conversation with PREPPY GIRL and offer to BUY her a PRETZEL

I vote for a variation of this.

>After a couple of tosses back and forth tell him to GO LONG. Cause him to get into an embarrassing accident with a well placed pass.

--
~Ç~ Eff_Dee
http://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

Ask CREEP if he has any LEFT 3 DEAD PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL because you really enjoy LEFT 3 DEAD.

--
(Because you do.)

Amazing.

Examine piece of trash next to trash can.

--
Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Oh god, it actually worked!?

XFD

Edit: NUUUUUUUU, damn you and your awful timing, Chris!

Welp. Nothing to lose now.

>Stroll up casually to HIPSTER GIRL and mention how CHEERLEADERS are OVERRATED and that you much prefer the company of women of a more DOWN-TO-EARTH variety, for this is sure to get her hipster panties wet.

Oh my, I'm a chauvinist

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character contest on Board 8 - the Contest Board!

What kind of marketing executive would name their clothing line "on the rags" anyway? I had to double-check to see if that's really what that said.

ETA: I'm going to have to reread this entire topic. The amount of detail you put into this is ridiculous. The titles of the books say: "Can't Quite Make it Out", "Too Fuzzy to Read", "What Does it Say?" and... "This One Was a..."

I can't read the last word! D:

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character contest on Board 8 - the Contest Board!

*This One Has A Picture

--
:D

Karma

--
Oh, I am one yet many.

ITT: CYOA stands for "Confound Your Own Advances." Us accidentally ruining our future macking attempts was amazing. It feels like I time-travelled.

Let's get this hipster train really rolling with far too much dialogue:

> EXPLAIN that you were using, LIKE, an estuary derivative of stereotypical cockney as, LIKE, an IRONIC SUBVERSION of the mass media's (pr: CORPORATE SCUM'S) insistence on the Hugh Grant BRAINWASH that belittles women by portraying men as charming and debonair, GUH. You're actually glad that AUTO-CHAUV MISOGYFEM totally didn't GET IT, you know? She must not have listened to those VINYLS that ANTI-BAND made before anyone had HEARD OF THEM.

--
I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

Well, looks I was right and he has a terrible British accent.

--
(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

I have no suggestions, but am still offering my support of the greatest CYOA ever

--
yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa
me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

Hmm...we keep being thwarted by people giving commands that do not work together.

Perhaps we should discuss a bit before giving the next command.

--
(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Bah.

NERDY GIRL and GOTH GIRL are the only ones we have an immediate shot at, but I doubt that'll happen considering we've got zero Goth cred and the Creep has a long leg up on us in the nerd department. I've got it! We need to expose the Creep for the creep he is, while simultaneously distracting him long enough to have a shot at NERDY GIRL.

Idea in next post

--
_-*-_-*-_GenesisSaga Mobile Account_-*-_-*-_

Set up a candy trail to dispose of the creep.

--
SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

I would buy a Left 3 Dead poster with real money.

Totally serious.

--
Gamefaqs' #1 Testicle Bettor: Proud owner of many testes
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6553/alec.png

No way that doesn't make NERDY GIRL run out there as well.

--
IMO.

No no, but the character is SO fanservicey that no female fan of Nicoman could POSSIBLY like her as her only purpose is to rope horny guys into watching the series or reading the manga...

You know it occurs to me I have no idea what Nico Man is supposed to be IRL so I can't relate it to anything. And to make matters worse, the character (was he named Dan?) doesn't know either, so this is pretty much a shot in the dark. Gotta edit something real quick.

--
_-*-_-*-_GenesisSaga Mobile Account_-*-_-*-_

I love how memorable my character's names are.

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

>Run into the COMIC BOOK SHOP in a convincing PRETEND TIZZY and explain to the CREEP that the ACTRESS scheduled to play that one FEMALE NICOMAN CHARACTER in the up-and-coming LIVE ACTION NICOMAN FILM, you know... that one very FANSERVICEY (read: scantily-clad and slutty) ONE is having an arbitrary AUTOGRAPH SESSION located JUST OUTSIDE THE MALL.

If the CREEP is a perverted sort of creep, that should get rid of him long enough to make a move on NERDY GIRL. If not, we'll probably make our poor guy look like an idiot.

Edited to add:

>If successful and the CREEP leaves but NERDY GIRL does not, engage her in conversation about LEFT 3 DEAD and INVITE her to PARTY

>If successful and The CREEP leaves and NERDY GIRL tries to follow, casually BLOCK off her ESCAPE in a way that does not at all suggest you are a stalker. Once calm, engage her in conversation above.

BULLETPROOF!

--
_-*-_-*-_GenesisSaga Mobile Account_-*-_-*-_

Damn you, hipster girl, and damn your languid hipster soul.

Well then, when... ahem... IF our latest diabolical scheme doesn't work out, I think we should probably focus on upping those mack gauges sans the conversing. Even our highest stat doesn't look much over 20%, so perhaps getting some themed items from the clothes shop will help.

> AMBLE to On The Rags in search of APPROPRIATELY APPEALING APPAREL

Any suggestions as to what kind of junk to look for? Or what to force FAH to draw Dan wearing, at least.

--
I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

Give COFFEE to NERDY GIRL as a BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

--
Oh, I am one yet many.

^ 1 in 365 chance of being an amazing suggestion. ^

--
I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

Excellent. My curiosity in regards to the piece of trash next to the garbage can has been satisfied.

So. What to do with this coffee. If we're going to use it for something, better do it soon before it cools down!

--
Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

We can always throw it at the creep. And give the cup as a birthday present.

--
Oh, I am one yet many.

I considered "accidentally" spilling it on the creep...but that would probably get us kicked out of the store rather than sending the creep away...

--
Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

bump

--
(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

Well, that all went about as well as I expected.

Buy badges!

--
"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

'oops'

>Ask the SHOPKEEPER what the most HIPSTER thing they sell is.

--
Oh, I am one yet many.

Seymour screwed us.

Damn our friends.

--
Damn them to heck.

Hey MY plans either work or have great potential to work, but fail because

A) You guys have goofy suggestions, or
B) His friends are d-bags

WHY SEYMOUR AND CHRIS, WHY!?

The good news is even if we fail with every other girl in the mall, that'd depress our guy enough to the point where his attitude would appeal to Goth Girl.

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character contest on Board 8 - the Contest Board!

From: GenesisSaga | #232
The good news is even if we fail with every other girl in the mall, that'd depress our guy enough to the point where his attitude would appeal to Goth Girl.

Now THAT'S a plan.

--
:D

Oh dear.

--
Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

OUR LEFT 3 DEAD POSTER NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why does that shopkeeper look so angry?

>Ask SHOPKEEPER what's wrong and ask if you can HELP

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character contest on Board 8 - the Contest Board!

Kill self over destruction of poster.

--
http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/alecjpguz.jpg -Drak

Aw man, 1 in 365 was pretty much a sure thing! Must be a leap year or something.

... hmm? Did someone say "Goofy Suggestions"? Righty-o!

> Purchase 3 BADGES and 2 WRISTBANDS, then use one of the BADGE PINS to carve an utterly convincing PUNK GIG NAME into WRISTBANDS. Tear off SLEEVES so that WRISTBANDS are VISIBLE.

This one's a gem. 1 in 362 at worst.

--
I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

We shall remain anexample in failing spectacularly.

--
(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Buy Hipster things.

--
yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa
me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg

I was gonna do one tonight, but I thought of something funny and I don't have time to draw it, so tomorrow.

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

From: Maniac64 | #230
Buy badges!

>Buy 8 badges, to be precise.

--
~Ç~ Eff_Dee
http://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg

--
Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.

Well crap, I got so excited when I saw the goth gauge go up.

I guess I really deserved the last one.

--
~Ç~ Eff_Dee
http://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg

Oh dear god I laughed so hard at those last two.

You, sir, have won teh internets.

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character FINALS - http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61288944

Punk girls should like metal right? Cause I mean, we do too. Ask her if she knows of any good heavy metal bands, yay or nay?

--
Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Stop smiling.

--
Gamefaqs' #1 Testicle Bettor: Proud owner of many testes
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6553/alec.png

Are we seriously going after a Goth girl?

--
yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa
me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg

We are running out of options, so we are going after any girl.

And yeah, those last two worked perfectly.

>Stop smiling

--
(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

>Stop smiling

Or, wipe that silly grin off our Dan's face. Hipster, Punk, Butch, and Goth girl aren't going to take him seriously anyway with that ear-to-ear smirk going on. Townie might, but eh.

--
Come one, come all! Come vote in the Save My Harry Potter Character FINALS - http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61288944

>Make up SAD STORIES about how NOBODY could understand YOU and how the WORLD is a BLEAK and DEPRESSING PLACE.

--
Oh, I am one yet many.