There's this girl i've known for a long time through other friends. Earlier this year we went on a vacation and we slept in the same bed together in the hotel, so it was really awkward, and she had a boyfriend at the time.
She's single now, and I think I have a shot at her. I finally got her number yesterday so we've been texting a bit. I very casually asked her about going to a haunted house tonight but she said she's going to see Paranormal 3, so that was the end of that. I said that's lame and she never said anything back.
So what do I do? I don't want to be overbearing and scare her away. I really need to get laid.
Assuming their parents let them stay up that late.
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__Smurf__ posted... From: Pretty_Odd | #001 I very casually asked her about going to a haunted house tonight but she said she's going to see Paranormal 3 In girl language this means she isn't interested. If she was she'd either cancel her other plans or suggest something else for another time.
Yeah I know. That's why I need a trick to make her give me a chance.
And for the record, exactly what I said was "Yeahhhhh so what's going on later? I'm thinking about hitting one of the cheap haunted houses." just to make it really casual and not like a date.
Your best bet is to not be a condescending, self-absorbed butthole. Also stay away from dialogue that screams "self-proclaimed genius". In other words pretend to be someone you're not, because Barney and Friends "Be Yourself" lesson just don't cut it here.
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GenesisSaga posted... Your best bet is to not be a condescending, self-absorbed butthole. Also stay away from dialogue that screams "self-proclaimed genius". In other words pretend to be someone you're not, because Barney and Friends "Be Yourself" lesson just don't cut it here.
Yeah but this all comes from us going to the corn maze on Friday. When we got food, she wanted to try mine so I broke off a piece and she gave me some of hers.
At one point there's this bridge thing that gives a cool view of the place. Nobody wanted to go up there but I did anyways, because I'm a leader, not a follower, you see. And they're all standing down there with the chainsaw guy, telling me to come on. But I look at her and tell her to come up there, and she actually did! So it was just me and her up there.
Oh, and when we went to a pizza place later, there was only one thing of parmesan cheese and another table had it. I'm too antisocial to ask them for it. When they left, I told her to go get the cheese for me and she actually did! She didn't say "Go get it yourself, fatass," as would usually be said.
So these things make it seem like she would be down.
Pretty_Odd posted... GenesisSaga posted... Your best bet is to not be a condescending, self-absorbed butthole. Also stay away from dialogue that screams "self-proclaimed genius". In other words pretend to be someone you're not, because Barney and Friends "Be Yourself" lesson just don't cut it here.
She already knows my true self though...
Well damn, you're screwed. Actually... you won't be screwed. Not by this girl anyway lolz.
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NioraptH posted... Go for her ex-boyfriend to make her jealous, then move in for the kill
Ok, Nio is officially my favourite B8 poster now.
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