Board 8 > The Ballad of The Michael Bay Man[Most Powerful Fictional Character Contest]

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"but now step aside for I all hell shall be bent!"

Otherwise I approve. Well done, hag. Well done.

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Ah, there you are with your impeccable timing.
I sincerely hope you are dying.
Welcome my dear friend,
prepare to have your mind bent.

Remember the tournament most strange,
for its participants were of the most varied range.
When a character's appearance seemed the most bizarre,
it came as no surprise that before him stood Mike Haggar.

"I demand for that creature to stand out of my way!!"
The Host demanded in severe dismay.
But Haggar would not respond,
for binding him to his mission was one most extraordinary bond.

A blinding light burst into existence,
burning bright in the sky with mighty persistence.
All men stood in awe,
for looking down on them was the one who could defy nature's law.

"You sure took your time,"
Haggar said as he completed the rhyme.
"Thank you my dear friend,
but now step aside for all hell shall be bent!"

Recalling Odin needed much of his ass to be kicked,
Haggar laughed and returned to Valhalla away from the conflict.
The Host's eyes reflected his devastation,
his multiples curses lost in translation.

"Do not even bother with a plan,
for I am The Michael Bay Man!"
The Host flared,
as his body was engulfed by fire.

The explosions were as the gods had described,
causing The Host to be circumcised.
The man could summon explosions at will,
making the situation fit the bill.

The explosions went through time,
all the way across Niflheim.
Faster than the speed of light,
he had exploded everything all right.

The Host did not fight the fool's fight,
because he knew the man standing before him was God's knight.
Even his very soul was ripped off,
as The Michael Bay man expelled it off his body with a cough.

His explosions would attack even that which he could not touch,
because he had once been trained by the legendary Dutch.
As The Host's actions were finally deterred,
saveus.maria said "I want my vote to be heard."

And so our story ends,
with our hero exploding everything and making no amends.

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NOMINATE MICHAEL BAY MAN TO THE NEXT CONTEST.

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Thanks for catching that while I could still edit it!

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Bravo! That's amazing you came up with that so quickly. O_o

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OH YES

HAGUILE FOR UOTY2012

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XD

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Haha, thanks guys.

From: redrocket | Posted: 10/28/2011 8:08:22 PM | #005
Bravo! That's amazing you came up with that so quickly. O_o

I took a bit more time than I would have liked to, to be honest >.> but eh! Thirty minutes kinda well spent.

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