Board 8 > I literally got beat up by my best friend's girlfriend today

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CharCustomZaku
10/24/11 1:57:00 AM
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I was at my friend's house helping him grade papers. his girlfriend said she was going to be in the kitchen. I shouted out "good, that's where you belong."

All of a sudden she ran into the room, hit me in the arm so hard I fell out of my chair. Then she started wailing on the same arm, meanwhile calling me a *****.

It is bruised really bad >_> She's really scary

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MegaWentEvil
10/24/11 1:58:00 AM
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Serves you right for being a misogynist scumbag.

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CharCustomZaku
10/24/11 1:58:00 AM
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It was a joke >_<

that said, she was joking around too. she just plays really rough

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MegaWentEvil
10/24/11 2:01:00 AM
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I still say she should have beat you up even harder than she actually did. Preferably to the brink to death.

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pjbasis
10/24/11 2:03:00 AM
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From: MegaWentEvil | #004
I still say she should have beat you up even harder than she actually did. Preferably to the brink to death.


lol you think so small

She not only should have killed him, but captured the next 5 or 10 men she saw and ripped their testicles off.
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MegaWentEvil
10/24/11 2:04:00 AM
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@pjbasis: Now that's going too far. There 5 or 10 men have NOTHING to do with that.

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IngmarBirdman
10/24/11 2:06:00 AM
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You felt pain and bruised from a woman? Wow.

Must have been a fatty.

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TheRock1525
10/24/11 2:11:00 AM
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You see what you've done? You've got MWE posting. Why would you make a topic that makes MWE post more than usual?

God dammit, Zaku. God dammit.

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CharCustomZaku
10/24/11 2:12:00 AM
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IngmarBirdman posted...
You felt pain and bruised from a woman? Wow.

Must have been a fatty.


Nah, she's actually a pretty small chick. But she used to be in ROTC, so she's kind of tomboyish

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redrocket
10/24/11 2:13:00 AM
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Pics?

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XERD_003SS
10/24/11 2:21:00 AM
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Pics?

Well, that took a while, but I'm glad we're back on topic.

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CharCustomZaku
10/24/11 2:21:00 AM
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yeah, I'm sure my best friend would be 100% ok with me giving pictures of his girlfriend to you bunch of perverts

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Forceful_Dragon
10/24/11 2:23:00 AM
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From: CharCustomZaku | #012
yeah, I'm sure my best friend would be 100% ok with me giving pictures of his girlfriend to you bunch of perverts


In that case, what the flip is taking so long?

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/24/11 2:23:00 AM
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We've from planet pervatron, if that's what you mean.

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XERD_003SS
10/24/11 2:24:00 AM
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yeah, I'm sure my best friend would be 100% ok with me giving pictures of his girlfriend to you bunch of perverts

Not our fault you decided to make this topic. Now go on and deliver for us.

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CharCustomZaku
10/24/11 2:28:00 AM
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not going to happen bro. I think he lurks b8

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Psycho_Kenshin
10/24/11 2:37:00 AM
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There's a lotta potential for humor here, you totally shoulda posted some random pic that's obviously not her and said it was her, just imagine.

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XERD_003SS
10/24/11 2:41:00 AM
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Oh, I see. Such a shame then.

Anyway, moving on to another completely unrelated subject, since this one will lead us nowhere it seems...

I heard gamefaqs has a private message feature now? Haven't used it myself yet. How does it work? Hell, DOES it work?

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pjbasis
10/24/11 2:47:00 AM
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From: NioraptH | #014
Ah foreign Western countries.

If you live where I do, and said the same joke, I bet you'd get hot oil to the face.


My, that sounds downright barbaric.
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TheRock1525
10/24/11 2:48:00 AM
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pjbasis posted...
From: NioraptH | #014
Ah foreign Western countries.

If you live where I do, and said the same joke, I bet you'd get hot oil to the face.
My, that sounds downright barbaric.


So uncivilized.

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MoreSwagThanU
10/24/11 6:58:00 AM
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NioraptH posted...
From: TheRock1525 | #021
pjbasis posted...
From: NioraptH | #014
Ah foreign Western countries.

If you live where I do, and said the same joke, I bet you'd get hot oil to the face.
My, that sounds downright barbaric.

So uncivilized.
Oh no, we're fighting smart. Why maim someone temporarily, and let them live another day to make fun of us again, when you can just take them out while torturing them?


LMFAO @ third world logic

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metroid composite
10/24/11 7:02:00 AM
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NioraptH posted...
Ah foreign Western countries.

If you live where I do, and said the same joke, I bet you'd get hot oil to the face.


I love you Nio <3

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GANON1025
10/24/11 7:11:00 AM
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yeah you probably shouldn't say that to Beltorchika

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MoreSwagThanU
10/24/11 7:13:00 AM
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NioraptH posted...
From: MoreSwagThanU | #023
LMFAO @ third world logic
You First World guys are easy targets anyway because all that First World junk food and candy has made all of you guys unfit and low on stamina~


I would literally spank the hell out of you if you even thought about trying it

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GranzonEx
10/24/11 7:15:00 AM
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From: GANON1025 | #026
yeah you probably shouldn't say that to Beltorchika


If he was Scirocco or Char he probably could get away with it.

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DeathChicken
10/24/11 7:18:00 AM
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MoreSwagThanU
10/24/11 7:19:00 AM
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And if you have ever had the pleasure of watching females try their little hardest to shoot a gun without breaking their face in the process, you would know that I would win easily.

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GranzonEx
10/24/11 7:21:00 AM
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Don't worry guys, Nio is just venting her frustration on b8 because she gets treated worse IRL. I've never actually met an overseas Asian girl that wasn't obedient and taught to be subservient to the head male of the house.

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muddersmilk
10/24/11 7:28:00 AM
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And if you have ever had the pleasure of watching females try their little hardest to shoot a gun without breaking their face in the process,

Wow, you know really wimpy women.

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Liquid Wind
10/24/11 7:29:00 AM
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Nio is just venting her frustration on b8 because she gets treated worse IRL. I've never actually met an overseas Asian girl that wasn't obedient and taught to be subservient to the head male of the house.

should be pretty obvious, women acting dominant over men is almost purely an american phenomenon
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