Board 8 > What would this user do on a date with a girl - Day 3: Vlado

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Day 1: Transcience - Would not shave eyebrows, wear a lampshade, constantly complain, order the Senior Citizen Special at Denny's and send the food back twice
Day 2: Yoblazer - Establish wrist control, sing "Under The Sea" and lick her ass

High fives her when she agrees with anything.

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My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic!

Explain to her how her eating her food is being done objectively incorrectly.

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From: Aecioo | #003
Explain to her how her eating her food is being done objectively incorrectly.

And then she'd disagree and he'd be all like '' That's what you actually believe xfd ''

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Take her out to a fancy meal and pay for the bill.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

She's probably a Nintendo fan, so what date?

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From: The Utility Man | #006
She's probably a Nintendo fan, so what date?

Maybe not fan, but she probably like playing Wii games.

Every girl does.

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The Utility Man posted...
She's probably a Nintendo fan, so what date?


/topic.

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Currently playing: Portal 2, Ocarina of Time 3D

cant wait to you do ertyu

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i am the game you people are still just the players
WINNER OF 1 V-TOKENa.nd Gold Trophy

VAPE her

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I wish I could wear skirts and dresses :( -GMUN

Treat her respectfully because Vlado is a gentleman of class.

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SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.
The Resurrection

Dress her up as Tifa and himself up as Cloud.

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Thanks for reinforcing your stupidity, jerks.
Einstein > You

Vlado's an uncommonly self-assured and confident guy, and I think that will go a long way toward him slamming, bamming, and then thanking that ma'am... ing.

Augh, that was awful.

See, women love a guy who knows that he's right all the time - it's alluring to them, but not in the same way that lilacs and chocolates are, no no. It turns them on because it's not about them when they're with a man as powerful as Vlado - it's about Vlado and it will always be about Vlado, unless Vlado decides that it's about them. Women feel honored simply to be a confident man's object of attention, and Vlado is nothing if not confident. My prediction: he gets his dick in.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to love." - Pablo Escobar

Discuss with her at length the demographics of internet message boards

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Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

Ask her opinions and, if they did not match his, shun her.

Then claim she's a guy.

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From: The Mana Sword | #010
VAPE her

Actually screw it, change to this

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Probably take her out somewhere really nice since he is a pretty successful guy. He'd have no problem charming her with his wit and intelligence. Then he'd plow her til the sun came up.

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