Board 8 > Brotober Madness Day 1: Realo vs. ExTha

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AlecTrevelyan006
10/09/11 9:19:00 PM
#1:


Are we voting on who we like more, or who is more bro?

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Lockes Ragnarok
10/09/11 9:20:00 PM
#2:


YES. Hilariously great

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edwardsdv
10/09/11 9:20:00 PM
#3:


Extha.by a long mile. he and I have had our feud, but like any great Bros we buried the hatchet thus making him the better bro.

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CherryCokes
10/09/11 9:21:00 PM
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ExTha is a man with convictions

They aren't very good convictions, but he still has them, and that is a very brotiful characteristic to have

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RPGLord95
10/09/11 9:22:00 PM
#5:


Based on the Bro list made by our esteemed Bro colleagues Commodore and Lockes I have seeded the 30 users and added Comm and Lockes themselves.

Bracket: http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=410868
Bro List: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59762258
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One vote per user/no alts
Matches will be 24 hours roughly

Today's Bros:

#1 Realo (Finished 2nd on the Bro list)

Lockes:
While Crasty is the bro I'd take with me to pick up chicks, Realo is the bro I'd take with me to wingman (other than Commodore, my long distance wingman). Of all the bros here Realo is the bro most likely to "jump on the grenade", so to speak. Not only will he jump on the grenade, he will enjoy jumping on the grenade. He's proud to help a bro in need, and he's proud to be a bro. Realo's my fellow The Shins fan here. While we don't have too much in common musically, there's enough there that I can safely say he has good taste. Realo is also the founder of board 8 tinychat. I think he started it, went to it like twice, and then never came back. That's really a shame, too. Realo once got wasted and karaoke'd Weezer's Say It Ain't So. While I can't say it was the best performance, I can say that it was one of the most passionate I've ever seen. Sometimes Realo is so passionate that he goes "overboard". Excessive hyperbole; That pretty much defines Realo when he's talking about music. There's nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned, even if it's brought up often! He scores on the reg, too. Top 2 bro for sure.

Comm:
Realo is the only guy on here I’ve talked to extensively about fraternity-related bull****. We’re not even from the same chapter, but when people go through similar experiences they’re bound to have things in common. I respect the fact he went through the process and knows what it means to be a bro in this sense. That is the least of Realo’s bro qualities though. These top two bros, in addition to Lockes, are guys that I would actually save money to come visit at some point in time. These top two bros are guys that I don’t feel right judging, because they are just as bro as me or Lockes have ever been. Realo can get any slampiece he wants. I repeat – Realo can get any slampiece he wants. Not many bros can claim that feat. If he wants a 10, he could probably grab a 10. If he was drunk and wanted a 5, she’d be all over his ass. A lot of bros define themselves in different areas, and Realo defines his brodom in his ability to pick up chicks. He also has an elite taste in music, movies, and alcohol. This guy is the real deal. I can’t wait to go to Vegas and remember nothing about the crazy **** we do. He’s the kind of person that makes me wonder why we we’re on a video game message board.

#8 ExTha (Finished 30th on the Bro list)

Lockes and I had a little trouble deciding whether to include Extha or not. It was no short feat to narrow our list down to 30, but someone had to come in last. Extha’s previous claim to be “bro in training” was a tiny bit concerning as we weren’t sure how much progress he has made. When we considered him, I saw small instances of brodom over the years. He’s no Brohovah’s Witness, but with the proper training and some slight changes, he’d be going up on girls on the reg.

Sorry for the diminutive write-up, but I don't have any stories about Extha that scream "BRO".


Vote for whichever user you feel is more bro.

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Icehawk
10/09/11 9:24:00 PM
#6:


Extha

I feel like they are different kinds of bros. I more relate to Extha's "bro-ness" over the "frat boy" type "bro-ness". So for me, he is the greater BRO

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Icehawk
10/09/11 9:24:00 PM
#7:


also HEY ALEC


Vote for whichever user you feel is more bro.


seriously BRO, LEARN 2 READ LOL

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Lockes Ragnarok
10/09/11 9:25:00 PM
#8:


Icehawk posted...
also HEY ALEC


Vote for whichever user you feel is more bro.

seriously BRO, LEARN 2 READ LOL


He edited the post after Alec posted. YOU DUM BRO

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XIII_rocks
10/09/11 9:25:00 PM
#9:


ExTha

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Icehawk
10/09/11 9:26:00 PM
#10:


well WHY THE HELL WOULDNT YOU BE VOTING FOR WHOS MORE BRO.

what kind of bro hosts a standard e-pop contest. real bros would know this telepathically via their bros.

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ZaziGuado
10/09/11 9:27:00 PM
#11:


Realo. He's a bro to me even despite my broness being nowhere near his level. Feels good, man.

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ExThaNemesis
10/09/11 9:28:00 PM
#12:


Realo would be here to talk up himself but he literally drank himself into a coma in Reno this weekend.

Realo

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ExThaNemesis
10/09/11 9:29:00 PM
#13:


That's not to say I don't appreciate the votes, guys.

I've come a long way since the start of that bro-list.

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AlecTrevelyan006
10/09/11 9:29:00 PM
#14:


From: Icehawk | #010
well WHY THE HELL WOULDNT YOU BE VOTING FOR WHOS MORE BRO.

what kind of bro hosts a standard e-pop contest. real bros would know this telepathically via their bros.


It was a public service announcement. Some of us care for the lesser bros among us, like you. That's one of the many things keeping you from achieving higher ranks of bro-dom.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/09/11 9:30:00 PM
#15:


Realo

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Sir Cobain
10/09/11 9:31:00 PM
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Realbro

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CommodoreTN
10/09/11 9:32:00 PM
#17:


From: Icehawk | #010
what kind of bro hosts a standard e-pop contest. real bros would know this telepathically via their bros.


This is hilarious and just for fun, obviously. I could vote Extha, even though he's technically 25+ spots lower than Realo.

In the end we all know Realo is actually more bro, because The Bro List says so.

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Icehawk
10/09/11 9:34:00 PM
#18:


what kind of bros hoard their opinions as the ultimate deciding factor

SO UN-BRO

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Icehawk
10/09/11 9:34:00 PM
#19:


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EQUAL BRO ACT OF 1985

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Justin_Crossing
10/09/11 9:35:00 PM
#20:


BrondonFromLV (Realo)

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Lockes Ragnarok
10/09/11 9:36:00 PM
#21:


Icehawk posted...
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EQUAL BRO ACT OF 1985

Abolished by the establishment of the bro hierarchy in 2011

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Swiftlicious
10/09/11 9:36:00 PM
#22:


oh damnit i get lockes first round

anyway extha

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CommodoreTN
10/09/11 9:49:00 PM
#23:


Bracket has been changed!

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RPGLord95
10/09/11 9:50:00 PM
#24:


Slight change to the bracket for the good of B8

Icehawk vs Mer is now a round 1 match

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CommodoreTN
10/09/11 9:56:00 PM
#25:


Mer: Hurricane Irene happened because I snapped my fingers in a Z-formation

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RPGLord95
10/09/11 10:19:00 PM
#26:


Realo is definitely more bro gotta vote Realo.

ExTha is moving in the right direction though

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CommodoreTN
10/09/11 10:22:00 PM
#27:


From: RPGLord95 | #026
ExTha is moving in the right direction though


Unless the direction is "up", I don't see a whole lot of change coming.

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ExThaNemesis
10/09/11 10:22:00 PM
#28:


I had sex with a crazy chick in her incarcerated boyfriend's parents' house.

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ExThaNemesis
10/09/11 10:23:00 PM
#29:


And she was a legit 7-8. I'd say 7 because holy crap is she crazy. Ex-meth head. But that translates into some pretty great sex!

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RPGLord95
10/09/11 10:25:00 PM
#30:


ExTha can't really go further down ...


THATS THE JOKE!

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ExThaNemesis
10/09/11 10:26:00 PM
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Bros come in all sizes, guys. ;_;

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Lockes Ragnarok
10/09/11 10:28:00 PM
#32:


Realo

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Whiskey_Nick
10/09/11 11:22:00 PM
#33:


8 - 5 for Realo by my count so far

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WalrusJump
10/09/11 11:24:00 PM
#34:


realo

twice the size, twice the bro

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10/09/11 11:29:00 PM
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"lol Extha is short"
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Whiskey_Nick
10/10/11 7:35:00 AM
#36:


up

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MoreSwagThanU
10/10/11 11:11:00 AM
#37:


extha is prolly my best bro here but i gotta go w/ the homie realo

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DpObliVion
10/10/11 11:15:00 AM
#38:


ExTha


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Whiskey_Nick
10/10/11 2:06:00 PM
#39:


10-6 for Realo

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Rusry
10/10/11 2:17:00 PM
#40:


realo

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TheConductorSix
10/10/11 2:34:00 PM
#41:


I threw up on my own dick while banging a girl in the ass in a sorority basement. I deserve to be moved down 3 spots on the Bro List. I'm voting Extha.

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Sir Cobain
10/10/11 2:43:00 PM
#42:


did you keep banging her?

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foolm0ron
10/10/11 2:45:00 PM
#43:


From: CommodoreTN | #017
This is hilarious and just for fun, obviously.


"just for fun"

THIS IS ****ING E-POP COMM, THIS IS SERIOUS

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TheConductorSix
10/10/11 2:54:00 PM
#44:


To honor the game, we drank 120 blue jello shots so I vomited blue which made me laugh which made her turn around which ended the situation. But I want to win this competition so i'll start posting my pick up lines from the weekend.

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TheConductorSix
10/10/11 2:55:00 PM
#45:


Wanna know how I know were having sex tonight? I'm way stronger than you.

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ZaziGuado
10/10/11 4:08:00 PM
#46:


He only needed one. ****in' pro.

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Whiskey_Nick
10/10/11 6:47:00 PM
#47:


11-7 Realo

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lardpig
10/10/11 6:53:00 PM
#48:


From: RPGLord95 | #001
I can’t wait to go to Vegas and remember nothing about the crazy **** we do.


You won't remember anything about the things you do in Vegas because you won't do anything.

Realo is so unbro that he ditched me in Vegas for an entire week because he was low on cash or something. No true bro does that.

As much as it pains me, I have to vote for ExTha. He'd take a grenade because it's the best he's gonna do anyway.

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Whiskey_Nick
10/10/11 8:12:00 PM
#49:


last hour

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