their road to the victory is assured....!
Ike/Black Knight - step up. you're round 1 of "you are worse than crap."
the next question after that is how much does mario really want to squash that match. does he want to be known as the contestant who smushed poo? i think not. therefore he will forfeit the match. and bowser? he'd run for the hills the moment he realized he created poo on fire.
after the match, conker will of course put him out.
who's next, Sonic? Kirby? Jill? it doesn't really matter. Kirby inhales poo and gets the power to be a piece of s*** who sings. Jill sandwich? meet crap sandwich. the real issue there is Nemesis because they don't particularly care about poo and probably eat drunk squirrels as a snack. but to go through Kirby and Sonic is a rough road! as for Sonic, two words: urine puddle.
come! whether it's link/ganon, cloud/sephiroth, you know you'd take a literal piece of crap over 'em! now prove it.
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The future must protect the clone's past.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.