Board 8 > South Park Moments: Mr(s). Garrison

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Today's character: Mr(s). Garrison, best-selling author.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/characters/garrison

OPTIONS:
Talking to Mr. Hat, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Teaching school material, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Plotting to kill Kathie Lee Gifford in "Weight Gain 4000"
Having piglets with his face in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
Getting a nose that makes him look like David Hasslehoff in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
Directing the non-demoninational holiday-play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Searching for Mr. Hat in "Summer Sucks"
Talking to Mr. Twig, starting in "Summer Sucks"
Revisiting his father in "World Wide Recorder Concert"
Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan"
Counting votes for the new class president in "Trapper Keeper"
Revealing "It" in "The Entity"
Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
Outing and killing the crab-people in "South Park is Gay"
Teaching the kindergarteners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use"
Becoming a woman in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****"
Hiring an egg-assassin in "Follow That Egg"
Announcing everyone had lice in "Lice Capades"
Scissoring in "D-Yikes!"
Protecting Les Bos in "D-Yikes!"
Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I"
Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go"
Losing his p****-mouse in "Eek, a P****!"
Being hit with squirrels for over-spending in "Margaritaville"



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5 - Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan"
4 - Protecting Les Bos in "D-Yikes!"
3 - Scissoring in "D-Yikes!"
2 - Getting a nose that makes him look like David Hasslehoff in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
1 - Directing the non-demoninational holiday-play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
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Counting votes for the new class president in "Trapper Keeper"
Teaching the kindergarteners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use"
Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I"

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5 - Counting votes for the new class president in "Trapper Keeper"
4 - Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
3 - Teaching school material, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
2 - Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go"
1 - Teaching the kindergartners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use"
HM - Talking to Mr. Hat, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
HM - Talking to Mr. Twig, starting in "Summer Sucks"
HM - Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan"
HM - Revealing "It" in "The Entity"
HM - Searching for Mr. Hat in "Summer Sucks"

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5 - Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go"
4 - Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
3 - Teaching the kindergartners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use"
2 - Scissoring in "D-Yikes!"
1 - Teaching school material, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
HM - Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I"
HM - Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
HM - Revealing "It" in "The Entity"
HM - Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
HM - Outing and killing the crab-people in "South Park is Gay"

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Up.

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5- Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
4- Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
3- Talking to Mr. Hat, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
2- Scissoring in "D-Yikes!"
1- Getting a nose that makes him look like David Hasslehoff in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
HM- Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan"
HM- Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
HM- Hiring an egg-assassin in "Follow That Egg"
HM- Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go"

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SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

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Go go Garrison.

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For everybody's favorite teacher.

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Hey-ooooooooooooooooooo.

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Final bump.

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