The foe's Ferrothorn used Thunder Wave! Absolute 0 is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
I attempt to set up with Cloyster, but get paralyzed.
Start of turn 2 Absolute 0 is paralyzed! It can't move!
The foe's Ferrothorn used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around [B8] PrinceKaro's team!
Start of turn 3 Absolute 0 used Icicle Spear! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 14% of its health! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 15% of its health! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 15% of its health! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 16% of its health! A critical hit! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 34% of its health! Hit 5 times!
The foe's Ferrothorn used Leech Seed! Absolute 0 was seeded!
The foe's Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Absolute 0's health is sapped by leech seed.
Start of turn 4 FugeeBar called Ferrothorn back! FugeeBar sent out Politoed!
The foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain! Absolute 0 used Ice Shard! It's not very effective... The foe's Politoed lost 21% of its health!
Rain continues to fall! Absolute 0's health is sapped by leech seed.
Start of turn 5 The foe's Politoed used Surf! It's not very effective... Absolute 0 lost 181 HP! (75% of its health) Absolute 0 fainted!
Cloyster manages to get some good damage in before going down.
Rain continues to fall! [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Flincherella! (Togekiss) Pointed stones dug into Flincherella!
Start of turn 6 The foe's Politoed used Surf! Flincherella lost 262 HP! (70% of its health)
Flincherella used Thunder Wave! The foe's Politoed is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Rain continues to fall! Flincherella restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 7 Flincherella used Air Slash! The foe's Politoed lost 31% of its health!
The foe's Politoed used Surf! A critical hit! Flincherella lost 42 HP! (11% of its health) Flincherella fainted!
Of course, the one time I have a dire need for the flinch to activate, it doesn't.
Rain continues to fall! [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Pokey! (Ferrothorn) Pointed stones dug into Pokey!
Start of turn 8 FugeeBar called Politoed back! FugeeBar sent out Blaziken!
Pokey used Seed Bomb! It's not very effective... The foe's Blaziken lost 20% of its health!
He switches to Blaziken, which is an unusual choice for a rain team.
Rain continues to fall! Pokey restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 9 [B8] PrinceKaro called Pokey back! [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Shinryu! (Salamence) Pointed stones dug into Shinryu!
Shinryu intimidates the foe's Blaziken! The foe's Blaziken's Attack fell! The foe's Blaziken used Swords Dance! The foe's Blaziken's Attack sharply rose!
Rain continues to fall! The foe's Blaziken's Speed Boost increases its speed! The foe's Blaziken's Speed rose!
With Togekiss down, the only option I have left is to switch to Salamence, but unfortunately, he uses Swords Dance, which means Blaziken's attack is still too high for Salamence to take a hit from him.
Start of turn 10 The foe's Blaziken used Stone Edge! It's super effective! Shinryu lost 249 HP! (75% of its health) Shinryu fainted!
Rain continues to fall! The foe's Blaziken's Speed Boost increases its speed! The foe's Blaziken's Speed rose! FugeeBar: gg [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Bob! (Conkeldurr) Pointed stones dug into Bob!
Up 6 to 3, my opponent decides to arrogantly call gg here, though to be honest, it isn't looking good for me. The plot thickens!
Start of turn 11 The foe's Blaziken used Hi Jump Kick! Bob lost 388 HP! (93% of its health)
Bob used Drain Punch! A critical hit! The foe's Blaziken lost 79% of its health! The foe's Blaziken fainted! The foe's Blaziken had its energy drained!
One down! He isn't gonna perfect me!
Rain continues to fall! Bob restored a little HP using its Leftovers! FugeeBar sent out Kingdra!
Start of turn 12 Bob used Mach Punch! A critical hit! The foe's Kingdra lost 64% of its health!
The foe's Kingdra used Waterfall! Bob lost 146 HP! (35% of its health) Bob fainted! The foe's Kingdra is hurt by its Life Orb!
Rain continues to fall! FugeeBar: ;/ [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Pokey! (Ferrothorn) Pointed stones dug into Pokey!
As his Kingdra looks to be a physical build, I decide to pull out my Ferrothorn's trump card, Swords Dance! But unfortunately....
Start of turn 13 The foe's Kingdra used Hydro Pump! It's not very effective... Pokey lost 157 HP! (44% of its health) The foe's Kingdra is hurt by its Life Orb!
Pokey used Swords Dance! Pokey's Attack sharply rose!
Rain continues to fall! Pokey restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 14 The foe's Kingdra used Hydro Pump! It's not very effective... Pokey lost 173 HP! (49% of its health) The foe's Kingdra is hurt by its Life Orb!
Pokey used Seed Bomb! The foe's Kingdra lost 5% of its health! The foe's Kingdra fainted!
Well, at least Kingdra is down.
Rain continues to fall! Pokey restored a little HP using its Leftovers! FugeeBar sent out Kabutops!
Start of turn 15 The foe's Kabutops used Waterfall! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Pokey lost 44 HP! (12% of its health) Pokey fainted! Pokey's Iron Barbs hurts the foe's Kabutops The foe's Kabutops is hurt by its Life Orb!
Rain continues to fall! [B8] PrinceKaro sent out Hax0r! (Porygon2) Pointed stones dug into Hax0r!
Hax0r traced the foe's Kabutops's Swift Swim!
My last hope! Go, Porygon2!
Start of turn 16 The foe's Kabutops used Waterfall! Hax0r lost 150 HP! (40% of its health) The foe's Kabutops is hurt by its Life Orb!
Hax0r used Thunder Wave! The foe's Kabutops is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Rain continues to fall!
Start of turn 17 Hax0r used Recover! Hax0r regained health!
The foe's Kabutops used Swords Dance! The foe's Kabutops's Attack sharply rose!
Rain continues to fall!
Start of turn 18 Hax0r used Thunderbolt! It's super effective! The foe's Kabutops lost 67% of its health! The foe's Kabutops fainted!
Only down to 3 vs 1 now!
Rain continues to fall! FugeeBar sent out Ferrothorn!
Start of turn 19 Hax0r used Ice Beam! A critical hit! The foe's Ferrothorn lost 18% of its health! The foe's Ferrothorn fainted!
Rain continues to fall! FugeeBar: ... FugeeBar sent out Deoxys!
The foe's Deoxys is exerting its Pressure!
My opponent is most certainly feeling silly about that whole gg thing about now.
Start of turn 20 The foe's Deoxys used Superpower! It's super effective! Hax0r lost 202 HP! (54% of its health) The foe's Deoxys's Attack fell! The foe's Deoxys's Defense fell! The foe's Deoxys is hurt by its Life Orb!
Hax0r used Thunder Wave! The foe's Deoxys is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Porygon2 laughs in the face of your pitiful attack!
Rain continues to fall!
Start of turn 21 Hax0r used Recover! Hax0r regained health!
The foe's Deoxys used Superpower! It's super effective! Hax0r lost 128 HP! (34% of its health)
My opponent forfeits at this point, his humiliation complete.
The moral of this story: 'Don't call gg when your opponent still has three whole Pokemon remaining, yo'
It reminds me of yesterday CC tournament, I was down 6 to 1 against some dude in the final with only a Sandile with Bulldoze left, for some reason my Sandile out-sped all of his stuff and thanks to Moxie it ohkoed them all.
Lawl.
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Best LPer ever, Gix ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt5YKmP7ecY