Board 8 > Furries are probably the people I understand the least.

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Biolizard28
09/01/11 10:29:00 AM
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I mean, what

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foolmor0n
09/01/11 10:30:00 AM
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paperwarior
09/01/11 10:31:00 AM
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There's some sexual stuff I don't really get either, but hey, whatever works for you.

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BIGPUN9999
09/01/11 10:33:00 AM
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was gonna say "But you understand bronies?"

and then Foolmo posted

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Biolizard28
09/01/11 10:38:00 AM
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I understand and are ashamed of bronies, so that doesn't count.

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WazzupGenius00
09/01/11 10:56:00 AM
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what about those people who think they're reincarnated anime characters

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jdizzy156
09/01/11 10:58:00 AM
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I work with a furrie

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shadosneko
09/01/11 12:37:00 PM
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ask me anything

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TheKoolAidShoto
09/01/11 12:39:00 PM
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As a Sonic fan, I agree. It's like taking fan-fiction to a whole new level of terribleness

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MarvelousGerbil
09/01/11 12:39:00 PM
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I understand furries more than people who have purchased a 3DS

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SHINE GET 64
09/01/11 12:42:00 PM
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TheKoolAidShoto posted...
As a Sonic fan, I agree. It's like taking fan-fiction to a whole new level of terribleness

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TheKoolAidShoto
09/01/11 12:43:00 PM
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just reading that link name, its a good thing I have text-to-image turned off at work

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Blairville
09/01/11 12:45:00 PM
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I didn't. >_<

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MrsFrisby
09/01/11 12:53:00 PM
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From: TheKoolAidShoto | #009
As a Sonic fan, I agree. It's like taking fan-fiction to a whole new level of terribleness


To be fair, most furries are pretty unable to relate to the other furries who do like Sonic characters, too.

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ExThaNemesis
09/01/11 12:55:00 PM
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From: Biolizard28 | #005
I understand and are ashamed of bronies, so that doesn't count.


AM.

AM ASHAMED.

Jesus christ.

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muddersmilk
09/01/11 12:56:00 PM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
what about those people who think they're reincarnated anime characters

That's a thing?

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TheKoolAidShoto
09/01/11 12:57:00 PM
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Apparently, ExTha is ashamed of Bio's grammar.

Also, MrsFrisby, tell me more about these separate furry sections.

Or don't.

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MarvelousGerbil
09/01/11 1:00:00 PM
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From: muddersmilk | #016
That's a thing?


Of course. I walk around yelling "This hand of mine is burning red" all the time.

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Midgar Zachnorn
09/01/11 1:00:00 PM
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I've met furries online, and I know a few in real life. They have tried to explain it to me for years, and I still don't understand most of it!

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Biolizard28
09/01/11 1:50:00 PM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
what about those people who think they're reincarnated anime characters

A desire to become somebody cooler and more successful than their real selves and/or a strong desire for the Pokemon world (or whatever the f***) to exist in some form or at some point in history.

Easy.

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Achromatic
09/01/11 2:12:00 PM
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Furries aren't even the most extreme thing. Its like a mix of anime worship and straight out wanting to screw animals.

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SlymDayspring
09/01/11 2:26:00 PM
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I like to imagine that they are all just ****ing with us and don't actually think being a furry is cool.

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Paratroopa1
09/01/11 2:54:00 PM
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I actually don't think furries are that hard to understand at all. Our culture is absolutely saturated with anthropomorphic animals, especially in kids' entertainment and advertising. Everyone grows up with this stuff. It's not that difficult to imagine why some people develop an attachment to the idea. It gets really weird for a lot of people, yeah, but on a fundamental level being obsessed with animals and animal features on humans seems like a pretty basic concept to me, it's not even close to being the weirdest thing.
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paperwarior
09/01/11 2:59:00 PM
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What is the weirdest thing? I'm gonna go with eating poop TBQH.

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blindhobo13
09/01/11 7:15:00 PM
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From: Paratroopa1 | #023
I actually don't think furries are that hard to understand at all. Our culture is absolutely saturated with anthropomorphic animals, especially in kids' entertainment and advertising. Everyone grows up with this stuff. It's not that difficult to imagine why some people develop an attachment to the idea. It gets really weird for a lot of people, yeah, but on a fundamental level being obsessed with animals and animal features on humans seems like a pretty basic concept to me, it's not even close to being the weirdest thing.


Perfect post.

Anthro makes it a-ok!
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ScepterOfLove
09/01/11 7:17:00 PM
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They're on the right track baby they were born that way!

Unless furries weren't, idk about them.

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LobsterJelly
09/01/11 7:20:00 PM
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Biolizard I may offend you with this statement but I will let it out anyway! I always suspected you of being a furry so this topic blows my mind
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Weakupedia
09/01/11 7:24:00 PM
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bio would probably love to have lobster jelly all over his face

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BoshStrikesBack
09/01/11 7:25:00 PM
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I understand and are ashamed of bronies, so that doesn't count.

rofl, how arrogant. Thanks for apologizing on behalf of bronies everywhere.

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Big Bob
09/01/11 7:26:00 PM
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Here's the thing: I like the art styles of Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony (they're vaguely anthro), etc. And if people happen to form an attachment to that art style, that's cool and all.

At least, that's what I thought until I got paired up with a furry roommate last year. After spending a year living with him and meeting his furry friends, I can safely say that THEY HAVE ISSUES. They were the most socially awkward people I've ever met. I'm sure not every self-described furry is like that, but they left a pretty bad impression on me.

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LobsterJelly
09/01/11 7:27:00 PM
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My name was never meant to be sexual but I guess crustacean ejaculation is one of those things that really sticks in your mind
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Paratroopa1
09/01/11 7:31:00 PM
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Oh I didn't say that most furries don't have issues, I just don't think they're hard to understand issues.
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LOLContests
09/01/11 8:57:00 PM
#33:


The weirdest are people like red who are attracted to stuff like Eevees. Like, WTF they look like dogs!

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blindhobo13
09/01/11 9:02:00 PM
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From: LOLContests | #033
The weirdest are people like red who are attracted to stuff like Eevees. Like, WTF they look like dogs!


They're foxes! With possibly the exception of Espeon who is a cat.

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Rad Link 5
09/01/11 9:07:00 PM
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You know what? Yeah. I can't think of a lifestyle/fetish I understand less.

How does that develop?

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Biolizard28
09/01/11 9:14:00 PM
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That's my main question.

Like, I can get if you're attracted to feet or something. It's not my thing at all, but you know what? Whatever.

I have no idea what would ever possess a person to one day realize they wanted to draw porn of anthropomorphic characters from their childhood.

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DeathChicken
09/01/11 9:19:00 PM
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Everyone is furry for Lola Bunny

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blindhobo13
09/01/11 9:23:00 PM
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From: Biolizard28 | #036
That's my main question.

Like, I can get if you're attracted to feet or something. It's not my thing at all, but you know what? Whatever.

I have no idea what would ever possess a person to one day realize they wanted to draw porn of anthropomorphic characters from their childhood.


I don't think the anthro part has as much to do with it as it is the fact that it's from their childhood. It's something familiar and nostalgic but with a sexy twist and that can get people going. You've already invested x amount of time into it and have developed attachment to the character so... yeah.
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Rad Link 5
09/01/11 9:25:00 PM
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That's not even the part I don't get.

The part I don't get is fursonas or whatever. What causes you to... I don't even know the verb for that. What happens in a person's life to cause them to believe they're an animal or even just get off on dressing up as one? It's the really extreme cases I can't even begin to understand.

And yet, as I was typing this, I realized there is a fetish I understand less.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_fetish

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ExThaNemesis
09/01/11 9:29:00 PM
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From: LobsterJelly | #031
My name was never meant to be sexual but I guess crustacean ejaculation is one of those things that really sticks in your mind


Heh.

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LOLContests
09/01/11 9:42:00 PM
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Oh man, balloon fetish. I remember watching a porn from an otherwise normal web site, where apparently one of the guys was into balloons. Nothing sexual happened with the balloons, they were just on the bed while they had sex. So weird and out of nowhere.

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Rad Link 5
09/01/11 9:51:00 PM
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From: LOLContests | #041
Oh man, balloon fetish. I remember watching a porn from an otherwise normal web site, where apparently one of the guys was into balloons. Nothing sexual happened with the balloons, they were just on the bed while they had sex. So weird and out of nowhere.


There are people who get off on balloons popping.

Nothing sexual. Just someone (preferably an attractive woman, apparently) popping a balloon.

And, like, squeezing it almost to the point of popping is, like, teasing them.

And the balloon isn't symbolic of anything. The popping isn't a metaphor.

This, I don't understand.

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MegaWentEvil
09/01/11 9:56:00 PM
#43:


Now, my turn.

Something I don't understand about furries is why none of them object to cub porn.

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MarvelousGerbil
09/01/11 9:57:00 PM
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So I guess if it's a flat chested woman who just wears a Dcup bra with balloons in it that's just ecstasy?

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