My credentials?
This plays every time I log in.
My posts are actually made of dolphin tears which can cure cancer, but I keep this secret under wraps to keep the population in check. And you may not realize it, but you just became a little bit more attractive by reading this.
Also, because I said so.
Those who do not agree can simply read the SEPFacts on wiki.
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SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996
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