Board 8 > I've been having some butt problems. [BLOOD] [COLONOSCOPY] [HELP]

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colliding
08/26/11 7:54:00 AM
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Please be mature, Board 8.

For the past four or five months of doing my business, I've been noticing blood on the tp after I've wiped. This isn't every time, just occasionally. Usually off and on for a week, followed by a week of normal poops. The bloody tp usually follows an espescially painful dump, where the turd is particularly hard and jagged. There's only blood on the tp, not actually in the poo. The amount of blood varies - sometimes it's just a streak, other times it's quite a bit.

I've done the webmd thing, and it's given me lots of options from ulcers to hemorroids to colon cancer. When it started, I did what I normally do and just waited for it to go away. Well, it hasn't, and I'm thinking maybe I ought to do something. Do I need to set up an appointment with the butt doctor? Should I try some OTC's? Does this just happen when you get older (I'm 26)? I know someone here has gone through this or knows someone who has at least.

Help me out, Board 8! And don't close this topic, mods.
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VincentLauw
08/26/11 7:55:00 AM
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haha butt problems

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VincentLauw
08/26/11 7:55:00 AM
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also hemorroids duh

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GenesisSaga
08/26/11 7:57:00 AM
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You prolly have hemorroids, dude.

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neonreaper
08/26/11 8:00:00 AM
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if it's in the stool, see a doctor asap

otherwise get preparation H

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colliding
08/26/11 8:01:00 AM
#6:


Okay, so what does that entail? Do I need to get pills for them or what? If I have hemorroids they're, uh, inside, so...

please tell me I don't need suppositories.
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GenesisSaga
08/26/11 8:02:00 AM
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colliding posted...
Okay, so what does that entail? Do I need to get pills for them or what? If I have hemorroids they're, uh, inside, so...

please tell me I don't need suppositories.


No suppositories. Cream.

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colliding
08/26/11 8:04:00 AM
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Cream? So do I just slather it on there or what? There's no noticable sores or anything.
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Luster_Myst
08/26/11 8:05:00 AM
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I don't know why I came into this topic, It seemed like a bad idea from the start but I still did it.
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GenesisSaga
08/26/11 8:11:00 AM
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colliding posted...
Cream? So do I just slather it on there or what? There's no noticable sores or anything.

I dunno, read the instructions on the box. >_>

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colliding
08/26/11 8:13:00 AM
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Okay, gonna go buy some on my lunch break. I'll keep you informed, Board 8!

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colliding
08/26/11 10:27:00 AM
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Okay. Instead of buying Preparation H, I remembered that I haven't eaten any vegetables since Monday. I usually eat a ton of veggies, but I've been broke lately and just been eating cereal and milk and fruit. So for lunch I had a big plate of steamed broccoli, kale and corn ; we'll see if that helps.

Although the cereal was raisin bran, so I think I've been getting fiber. Maybe I need to eat meat? I haven't eaten meat since Monday either. Maybe I've been eating too much fiber! I need a personal nutritionist / chef.
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CrimsonOcean
08/26/11 10:34:00 AM
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Or just buy some hemorrhoid cream and be done with it.

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colliding
08/26/11 10:35:00 AM
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OKAY FINE I'LL GET THE CREAM

I don't know how that's going to work though since they're internal hemorrhoids
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GenesisSaga
08/26/11 10:45:00 AM
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OKAY FINE I'LL GET THE CREAM

I don't know how that's going to work though since they're internal hemorrhoids


You know how a prostate exam works, don't you?

I'm just kidding I have no idea what you should do about that.

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KingButz
08/26/11 10:53:00 AM
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It sounds like you either have hemorrhoids or your hard poos are cutting up your rectum. I once lacerated the inside of rectum and had bloody poos for a day or two.

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ExThaNemesis
08/26/11 10:55:00 AM
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you call for us to be mature and then you say "visit the butt doctor"


soulless fiend.

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RyokIes
08/26/11 10:56:00 AM
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you need more fiber probably

get some prep h and shove it in there

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The Mana Sword
08/26/11 10:57:00 AM
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stop pooping

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colliding
08/26/11 11:09:00 AM
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RyokIes posted...


get some prep h and shove it in there


that can't be what you're supposed to do.
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Epyo the Great
08/26/11 11:11:00 AM
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It's happened to me for ten years or so. Just get used to it or get prep h.

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RyokIes
08/26/11 11:12:00 AM
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http://www.ehow.com/how_5067637_apply-preparation-h.html

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colliding
08/26/11 11:21:00 AM
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Psycho_Kenshin
08/26/11 11:23:00 AM
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Lemme tellya, I had a bit of that problem myself few years ago. For one thing switching to some of those flushable cottonelle thangs for TP will help your butt.

And maybe look into taking some fiber tablets with breakfast or something, more fiber in diet, work on making your crap LIGHTNING and THUNDER.

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VintageGin
08/26/11 12:40:00 PM
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Generally speaking, blood that's bright red isn't cause for concern. Blood that's in the stool is generally darker, and that's what you should see a doctor about.

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Crono801
08/26/11 12:49:00 PM
#26:


suppositories work much better than cream
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